The Official Male HoP Auction!

but petri isnt on auction

i know, run away with him before blu gets the chance.... if you dont, i will!!

eep thats not fair i want petri hes so sexy ad well i dont want to say the rest

Okay, I`m up for auction

For Fyre I bid:
2 Multi-coloured lighters
A banana and strawberry smoothie
Some sunshine
A stack of blank CD's
Mini Rolls
A DVD of most haunted
Some Parrafin
A piece of english soil
Some Lycra cycling shorts
A trip to the super market
Some juggling balls
All the answers to lifes questions
A fun night
The guy whos playing drums loudly 2 houses down
A piece of paper
A can of coke
And a some fake monopoly money

im first right for petri i will offer:
juggling lessons
old paper bag
iPod
Stripey socks
me and a bed
handcuffs
old tissue
latte machine
with lattes
chocolate bath
a cow
pen draven
fairy dust
hugs
kisses
LEDC POI
NEW STAFF
PENCIL SHARPENINGS
a trunk of unmentionables
cake
scarey films
protection from asena
handbook on how girls work
anddddddddddd
a teddy bear

"me and a bed
handcuffs
old tissue
a trunk of unmentionables"

Not bad asena, not bad at all. I`m a bit scared of the "fun night" tho.
But highest bid so far has been made by DA, she knows my weakness` , a latte machine, led poi, new staff and herself ofcourse

I withdraw my bid, I do not wish to be associated with anything... um... illegal...

does that mean i win?

I will sell myself, for a box of cigarettes.

One will do

I dont want to buy you, but here, have this fag butt, I found it on the floor

good idea *goes in look of extinguished rollies*

Hey! I missed a sale! Dammit..compulsive shopper that I am.
Geoff, are you sure I cant tempt you with these?

*shakes a carton of 200 cigarettes and 4 large pouches of cutters choice tobacco, and a very large wooden box containing a hefty ammount of weed*

and these

*points to a BLT and
an environmental infant silencer*


*grins*

Cutters Choice and added to the big box.. oh my.

Throw in a few boxes of rips and if Geoff isnt tempted... well. I'll follow you anywhere lolol

Sold! to bluvalley, a legendary bid indeed.

*goes off to cook a BLT* damn you

Do i win Petri?

Yes! From now on I belong to Devilsarmy

YAY!!!!!!!!!!! well done anyways Asena *hugs Asena*

YAY YAY YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are all the good ones gone? I wanted a bit of the action......*mmm mental images of action*

If any of the guys are still up for auction throw them my way

until I recieve payment (so far, a good offer) I'm still technically up for auction. Refer to previous offer for starting price

Pah, you can keep him DA, I'm planning on ways to steal ravehead from blu, currently, I plan to use bambino as a hostage.... yess....

Nah uh!!!! Please step up to collection point B *presents the booty for Geoff's collection in a wheelbarrow while doing the happy jig* I have a GeoffonTour!!!

*sparks up a celebratory J and hands in to Geoff*

*Shows a 1468lt icecream container of rips to PenDravon and winks*

Oh ye lol, never thought of that... I'll steal something else then, just gotta work out what....

hehe and why are you acting not bothered about this then go on msn and call me names about it

STEP RIGGGHT UP ladies!

under the hammer today we have one MJK, a fine young man perfect for the first time bidder or experienced auction attendee, posses's very little besides a suitcase full of toys, a unicylce and one exceptionally good lookin' smile . you know what this means lady, thiy guy is flexible! able to move around at ease and is beginning to get quite handy at contact staff. also an experienced poi finger-loop maker where he creates exquisite hand crafted leather loops that are soft to touch and even better to spin with!

lets start the bidding at one matchstick!

do i have a bid???

YES!! woo!!

Ok so I'll bid:

Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
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Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another

question: are you the sole owner of the unicycle, or part owner with ilsanya?

Hhhmm....I suppose part owner, I'm sure she will understand if I explain that it was used to buy you