The Official Male HoP Auction!

Pick me pick me!!!

Okay after reviewing the bids and careful consideration I have decided, you win blu, Im yours The better understanding of women clenched it for you.

yay! oops

heh well i guess that settles it Blu wins!

I'll bet my life savings.. $1460.32 on KaelGotRice! I just need to get him up here for auction now.

Damn, I lost the bid!

Well done Blu, you are a worthy compeditor

WOOOOOHOOOOO!

*does the extra- special happy jig*

Yay! I got a JonnyRok and a 1337poier

*dashes off and returns with the booty for the two newly aquired HOPPers*

A pleasure as always lost83spy, and good on ya for selling to Mynci,wise choice!


* continues to do the happy jig*

I'm *STILL* not seeing shirtless pics...

My owner hasn't been seen around here for months, so I'll go up for auction again.

Shall we start the bidding at an amount?

OOOh, for Ampersand (what happened to Sparky?)

I bid the following:

an amount (as requested)
anti-hate
Cheese
a nutella fountain
the ability to multiple orgasm
a chat with any three figures from history
a dragon egg
a mint chocolate chip
some chai tea
two of the rings around Saturn
a heard of heffalumps
the themetune to cheers..''where everybody knows your name...''
a fruitbat,a penguin and a hummingbird (cannot be seperated)
a pegusus
the mystery machine
a day in wonderland with alice
a guided tour through my garden which is about 3 metres squared
peppermint foot cooling lotion
an almost new sticky-back note
a small island in the south pacific
a pirate ship
7 drunken sailors
a model of the leaning tower of piza
freedom from judgement
a clear conscience
a better understanding
some marbles
a tarantula called daisy
some radio waves
and a homemade pie

*bump*

Anyone else?

For crazybambino I bid um...stuff!

*Bumps into blu*

No i'm not for sale.

Works Every time....


*spins the disco ball and does a little happy jig*

i shall put myself up for auction

some facts about me:
-20 years old, brown hair, brown eyes
-im getting kinda buff, although i still sport a beer gut.
-slightly evil
-horny
-likes: spinning fire in the snow, pot, psytrance, dancing to psytrance, telling people why psytrance is better than all other music, hugs and squeezes.

any takers?

What works every time?

Ok, for Konsti I bid the following:

a nutella fountain
the ability to multiple orgasm
a chat with any three figures from history
a dragon egg
a mint chocolate chip
some chai tea
two of the rings around Saturn
a heard of heffalumps
the themetune to cheers..''where everybody knows your name...''
a fruitbat,a penguin and a hummingbird (cannot be seperated)
a pegusus
the mystery machine
a day in wonderland with alice
a guided tour through my garden which is about 3 metres squared
peppermint foot cooling lotion
an almost new sticky-back note
a small island in the south pacific
a pirate ship
7 drunken sailors
a model of the leaning tower of piza (plastic)
freedom from judgement
a clear conscience
a better understanding
some marbles
a tarantula called daisy
some radio waves
and some pink fluff

*bump*

I am putting myself up for sale, as desperately need an owner...

I'm 19, loyal, loving and I am into unmentionables in a big way

For picutre:
I'd be the guy

How could anyone ignore you??!!

I will start the bidding off- but I am sure u don't reeaaaally want to be owned by me (I have too many unmentionables- of the wrong sort) so I wont be upset wen u find a nice shiny new owner that isn't me but anyways....um...ok I bid:
some tealights
a roll of wrapping paper (+ sellotape)
black eyeliner
a snowman candle
a cherry tree
and a photo of sexy boy doing something unmentionable.

I'm not sure that will be good enough tho....I can see the bar being raised pretty high on this one.

i'm in need of a nice owner too so i'm putting myself on the market.


i'm 25, house trained, i don't bite or scratch the furniture (much)

Doc wouldnt you like to own matt? I think you would *smirks*

Gonna leave Blu to the boy buying.... or crazy bambino

so who's up for sale now?

Lets see..

I bid for Asena:

Lots of stuff thats unmentionable
Chocolate cake
A Spiderman carpet
A big, big green pillow
Lots & lots of jelly beans
& a muffin

& for Ravehead, I bid:

A fluffy blankie
10 jars of marmite
lots of hugs
a glass full of beans
a pair of fluffy gloves
& a pink fluffy pillow

woooooo thanks for the bid lost83spy

i'll have to carefully concidder your offer, i'm very tempted by all the fluffy stuff

For ravehead I bid:

A roll of bubble wrap
a bouncey castle
10 metres of pink fur
some novelty flashing drinking glasses
lots of glowsticks
infinite knowledge of a woman's psyche,
plenty of empty ciggie paper packets for roach material
a pink pony
a red heartshaped velvet cushion
slick oakley sun glasses
21 tiger striped pipe cleaners
glow in the dark fangs
a sparkly bouncy ball
a cauldron full of Millions sweeties (them tiny chewy things)
a push pop
a single parent rubber ducky family
tubes of lube
a monkey wrench (to torture mynci)
a plethora of acid trance, euphoric trance and hard house CD's
some scissors
a lemming
pva glue
a potted plant
a magic roundabout
a glass of water
some old pictures of the war
a medalion and fake chest hair
an afro wig


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and plenty of emoticons for msn messenger

wow...................what an offer

I add to my offer for ravehead...
A set of bag pipes (used)
A blow up sheep (unused)
stripey socks for poitastical spinning
a spare shirt button
a set of false nails
half a can of diet coke
a harp
one of your missing socks
mariah carey's voice
rachel weiss's eyebrows
j lo's butt
a 60 watt pearl light bulb (for replacing ones broken by poi)
a bag of tricks
sticky backed plastic
a hairy canary
a spare finger
scrap material offcuts (assorted, 5kg)
a slinky
Little bunny foofoo
a magical toadstool
a fairy's eyelash
a twig for poking

I've had 2 offers, Misscorinthian, and lost spy... oooh i might hold out and see if i get any more offers.