The Official Male HoP Auction!

Ok....not much, but,
A small chinese man by the name of Unkahl is up for auction.... he is scary and only knows his own name and "harrow!!!!!" in passable english. due to this I am acting as his agent. He has High comedic value and may choose not to sell himself but would like to know his value before he dissapears into the black market....(beware...has been known to stop spinners breathing due to laughter)
This is a 1 week auction or until he rears his little wizened face to complete a sale as is often not on-line:
Bids to start????

I could do with some work with on them.

Tell me Uber Seal, do you do poi?
I might be interested in bidding for you myself then.

I only do it, if you can prove that I have done it.

I have proof he does poi! Even if Mr Uber Seal refuses to belief it himself.



ucof - i'll send you the proof and then you can start bidding for the oh-so-ultra-talented Martin.

last time you sent me a pic of me doing poi, it was not even of me
and infact there were only 3 people in the pic and they were all sat down
no one at all doing poi.

e-mail sent back to you to prove it

so there.

oooooops.

noooooooooooo.

you got it at last.

ok ok

yes under the right infulance I do poi.

Hoozah! Finally he admits it!!

Its alright...

I dont want him anyway.
I was just a cunning rouse to get him to finally admit it

your cruel UCoF

well prehaps I did not want to come to yours anyway.

But you know you do though.
You know it.
You do.

MYNCI! How could you??!! He is priceless. You cannot sell the small chinese man!

He scares me.... what does he do when I'm asleep.... someone take him. PLEASE.....







Harrow!!!!!



see .....Scary

Ok, I'll trade you 2 of the crazy b**ches in my head for the little chinese man in you, as well as, uh, a paperclip, and uh...birmingham.

For the uber seal I would like to bid

something fluffy you can play with
18 red candles
a long sharp shiny thing
a pool filled with your fave drink
freedom from judgement
an audience with the person of your choice
a really long cloak with a hood (black)
13 palm trees
and some grapes

no fear blu... your just trying to get rid of birmingham....and I know where it's been urgh!!! & I didn't meet the crazy head women.... what are they like???

oh, yes, i forgot you wernt there for that...ask Screech about the crazy ladies in my head (that aint no lady lol).

Anyone else up for auction?

no-one has been sold for a while

i'm game

i'm a 24 year old confused half-punk/half-hippy spins staff and poi but has an unhealthy attraction to fire

can cook and clean

study reflexology

and easily convinced that anything is a good idea.

any interested bidders

*continues non-gay pouting*

won't sell yerself to me eh....

I bid...erm *has a cunning plan!*

*Laughs maniacly*

How do you like that bid? interested?

I'll start off with a new black hat. It's puffy and peaked and a gatsby. I'm punkly and gothy as well as hippyish and with personality extras that aren't covered by these too.
Edit: Oh sod, Mynci started first. Oh well, tis a bid race!

Of course I'll ask...I'm dumb not stupid

Was by way of a tester bid, to see how adamant you were.

I also bid...
a cherry bakewell

aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh

I bid for screech,a lucky dip in the happy bag and a repeat of the last time it was dipped into,13 drunken sailors,and uh,many many pink things (yuk)

And Mynci may not bid me!

no matter...I have cunning plans maniacal

I have heard of these plans,and believe they shall serve you well.

*cackle,cough,splutter*