The Official Male HoP Auction!

[noodles] = 0wn3d

roflmao

I WIN!

NOW onto the slightly unlegal matter of selling Quad, what are the bids??

Vampyricacid,have you sold yourself, did you acce[t the bid??

i did accept, i am now yours and mynci's, i bow down to you oh spinning queen

WooooHooooo!
Quad,are you up for auction?

Those are very very pretty candles and hats, and I bet the macaroni cheese is nice too, but such power to bid rests in the bidding conglomerglobularate blu and Mynci have going on and they've bit such wonderful things -Is there a Mad Hatter topper in the sack?- that I'm seling to them. #Shackles self and hands leash comming from manacles to Mynci, then bows to both of his new owners#

*presents the booty*

Yay!!!!

*does happy jig and runs off to add new purchase to sig*

#Manhandles booty into his many pockets and a cart he unaccountably had beside him with difficulty, because of the manacles, then does a happy little jig as well. Grins pleasedly.#

*joins in with manic grin of her own*

Now you own me, what do you plan to do with me?

hmmmm,no one I have purchased has ever asked that question.....hmmmm.what ever I please I guess...once agreed with Mynci. Do you have any ideas?

any one want to be bought???? i promise ill treat you well.....*evil laugh*

Yay!! more happy and willing ownee's.
the conglomerate is doing well

i take it your allready owned though.....
any one want to be bought???

i wanna buy people

i am owned but i may sell my self on the black market.

I was gonna sell myself to you Snoop but Pigeon snuck in and bought me before the auction. Not that i'm complaining because Pigeon is a loverly mistress

i never got a chance

i wanna do it again!

mmm....i wanna own people.....i dont own anyone......some one??? any one???

*Bump*
Is there no answer for the angel of spinny fire eh??? Where be the auctionable...

yeah...thanks blu.....come on people im putting myself up for auction....i want to buy someone!!

Drumroll please..

one tall skinny tumtum up for auction, warning:will eat you out of house and home!!!

We will start the bidding at a cooked breakfast....

hey tum! I havent seen you in these forums in ages! I miss your bombardment of PM'S

For you I shall bid, on behalf of the BMVC

2 cooked breakfasts (condiments of choice included)
chicken flavoured wallpaper
8000 mint aero's
a self-sustaining pepsi factory that runs on CO2 and produces only clean filtered air as Waste
A lifetime supply of hunger busters
a new surfboard
a pouch of cutters choice and my hands to roll you a cigarette once a week during lunchbreak
and I;ll draw you a picture of a dragon

I'll add to blu's bid (BMVC)
a life time supply of roast dinners
the perfect bacon sandwich
a qualified chef from my army of souls
a dishwasher (hate cleaning up after i've eaten)
some tumtums (they are apparently a food)
the ability to not be kicked out of an all you can eat restaurant for eating too much (b*stards have tried with me)
and...
a bucket mr creosote

and I shall add to the top of mine and Mynci's bids:
My home-made lasagne once a week for the next year
and 3 home-made lemon merangue pies.

well, I was waiting to see what firespinning angel would offer but it seem she doesnt want me.

Not that it would have been much good anyway...
SOLD..to blu_v and Mynci! I am at your command my lord and lady

Woohooo!

*does the 'we got another one' happy jig*

*Joins blu in victory jig*
*jigs some more*







*and jigs 1 more time*

BUMP

looks like you need someone else to Auction.

so I would like to offer myself.
a 27 year old model. more than one owner.
blound dreads, blue eyes and 6'1"

has been house trained. knows where the pots and pans go.
and last week was showen how to take my shoes off(a quick learner)
able to entertain.or just left in the corner to be a monkey
can juggle up to 8contact balls, 7juggling balls, 4clubs, 2staffs, 1diabolo and anything else you decide to throw my way.

can be delivered if inside the M25. otherwise will have to be collected.

hmmmm a weeks supply of helping with dread care