The Official Male HoP Auction!

okay i bid a box of ahoy cookies, some oreos, a camel and two goats for firespirit

I Love Cookies!!
Me like camels but not goats.

ok i match your bid narr (minus the goats) and i'll add in a snowboarding lesson (by firespirit for me....in other words, a chance to laugh at me and then putting your hands all over me under the guise of "teaching" )

oh and some whipped cream......for the chips ahoy (what? they're really good with whipped cream. i swear!)

I think Im SOLD!

rudeness wins out again...i ask you what is this world coming tooo?!?!?!?!?

claims her "prize" and wanders off with firespirit

im more than a home cooked meal! i swear!!!
2!!!!!!! and then choclate and a movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Nobody out bid pounce for me and now she's walked off with a fire spirit instead of a bug and double

So I'm gonna cheer myself up by trying to win a lightning (if he's up for it..lightning??) He's quite lush really so I bid.....
An Idiots Guide to Working with ADHD kids, a big bucket of kerosene, A little plate of Sushi and some already lit Nag Champa :-)

I bid fourteen hugz, five jelly bean sandwhiches, twenty three butterfly kisses and a four gallon tub of choc fudge icecream for CustomBug....

I hear he's worth it....

surely thats too much ice cream??

How did you know I love butterfly kisses?!?!

*flattered and wanting to cash in kisses right now*

ummmmm smit, who said i was going to EAT it???

*blink*

CustomBug.... ahhh, but you see, it's best to do the proper research when placing a bid on an eligible male!!

and besides.
I used to run this auction house y'know I have insider information...

*offers one butterfly kiss now as a show of good faith*

*Bug now has funny tingle on his nose and big smile on his gob from Butterfly Kiss advance payment*

jesus what are you gonna do with 4 gallons of ice cream??
bathe in it??
wash your clothes in it?. make an interesting ice cream sculpture?

mmmmmm.....bathing in ice cream......mmmmmmm.......eating ice cream sculptures.....mmmmmm......

Can I put myself back up for auction?

I think that should be ok....Flynt??

Anyway I've already put a bid in for you lightning (see previous page) so I get first dibbs!

hey i can still bid! there's plenty of pounce loving to go around

i'll match your bid flynt, and raise ya a paid trip to the piercing shop, breakfast in bed, and a go in the jacuzzi

"a go in the jacuzzi"???


:P

interesting.

Right, I'll see your bid, and I'll also add one, one afternoon of extreme go-karting, two handmade tshirts, an ear nibbling, twelve breakfasts in bed (with or without the bed), and a large pizza with the lot (cept no pineapple).

Wait a sec...who are we bidding on here? DB or me?

Because I'm going to start bidding on DB as soon as I can sell some stock to raise the funds.

But I'll start the bidding with a nice pair of brand new fire poi, perfectly weighted.

And for Lightning I bid:

2 cute male university students (whatever subject he desires)
A week in the Australian outback (minus the creepie crawlies)
Uber amounts of hugz and laughter
1 punnet of raspberries
1 bottle of cream.

Cos, although I realise I'm not his type (:P), he'd sure be fun to hang out with!!! xoxo

Flynt, I think at this point, it's equal-opportunity bidding. I bid on both Pounce and DB...

Go figure.

But to win me, the deal had better damned well include CHOCOLATE.

Lightning does medicine, right?

I'll bid a year's supply (based on appetite, of course!) of finest Lindt swiss chocolate for Lightning to do my forensic toxicology and clinical immunology exams for me.

ooops


ok, so in addition to my prevoius bid, I'd like to add:

1kg of Gajiadian Belgium Chocolate
2 boxes of Lindt Assorted Chocolates
4 x 1kg Cadbury Dairy Milk Blocks.

Ok, Flynt is WAAAY in the lead because her bids don't involve taking any exams.

Damn!

Ah well, worth a try. Back to the books!

hmmmm, me think's NYC isn't doing his job properly, i don't seem to have been listed yet, so i'll do it myself. My description can be found here:

http://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbthreads/show...=UBB1#Post94614

ok flynt, i think you got me on Custom Bug

but for lightning, i will see your bid, and raise you 2 boxes of Ethel M's chocolates, a ticket to Burning Flipside, 2 new assorted cookbooks, and a new set of poi

k i'm bidding on NYC

i bid 4 extra pillows, taking over on organizing an event, a custom written poem, grading all his finals, and an endless supply of snuggles whenever he wants them