The Official Male HoP Auction!

I PMed you. you can have that pattern if thats what you want. as long as you are happy

also i would like to bid my penguins

wow penguins
i'll wait till tomorow incase you offer me more then if no one else offers me something better (dobt it) i'm yours

*sits thinking of more things to bid*

you can have my cats. they don't like to be away from my penguins

i'm growing a zoo i already had cats horses and dogs
got anything else?

this is my panther. she's called midnight. i am very sad to have to let this go. can i visit her sometimes?

course you can infact keep her
i'm yours
*i officialy sell myself to SNOOPoi

yayy! i am an owner! woo hoo! i've ever been one of those before!

neither have i
i'll treatb you well if you treat me well

of course i will treat you well. in fact i will treat you excellently! i will be the best owner ever. you can have whatever you want...

Mad.

I'd like to make a request. I want a someone to step up and help me make a purchase. The ideal man is:

Rational.
Enjoys dancing.
Likes children, and raising them.
Is ok with changing a lot of diapers (cause i don't want too!).
Cleans more than 50% of the house with a limited amount of grumbling.
Particuarly the dishes.
Can call the doctors office on his own.
Is athletic-ish.
Is not terribly hairy.
Does not have boobs.
Cooks at least passable food, because I can't.
Cares about his health.
Likes animals.
Enjoys travelling.
Has some maturity, at least some of the time.
Is ok with not being in charge all of the time.
Knows how to handle money OR is ok with not handling it.
Doesn't care how much my singing sucks.
Loves to play games. (Board, card, hide & go seek, etc. ... not "with people")
Are there any canidates?

*still wonidering if hes gunna get any more bids

ok the next male that goes up for auction i offer

a pirate ship
a magical poi set
love affection and compassion hehe
a unicorn (you can choose which one you want)
my gold pencil crayon
millions of sweets
can use my bed room freely as they wish and my bed
and can be horible to me and i wont moan at you

okay...
so..

i'm up for auction!

all proceeds to be donated to the Starfish Charity

my bid goes for shu

i also bid my giant rock!

isnt a giant rock a bolder?

For Shu I bid

A cannon
5 litres of water
A green bucket
Yellow shoe-laces(extra long)
My tv remote controller
6 pirates (complete with one shoulder parrot)
and a small planet (of your choice)

Are you still up for auction Linden?
I've got some more stuff here to bid.

i also bid pretty french maids that will ride on the pirate ship too

yea im still up for bidding

oooo....
i'm liking this!

ok, for linden

100 feet of copper wire
some blue tack
a hammer
a phoenix feather
6 green bottles
an invisibility cloak
Two stars (of your choice)
18 super-soakers
a life-time supply of balloons
Dorothy's red slippers
6 forks with bubble-detail handles
An island in the south pacific
and a mango

lol

For Shu... adding to list

A hoola-hoop
A 100000 man tent
A bic lighter (almost out of gas)
a dragon egg
and a free sample of colgate toothpaste

is Noddy for sale? oo and Fine_Rabid_Dog

frd is sold noddy's my owner but he's not up lol

i bid for shu everything that shu wants

ooo this is so tempting...

but it's so difficult...

i'm libran... so choices kill me!

normally i would not think about it and just choose!

but for the starfish kids... lets see what else pops up...

Lauz... it's not for me!

so who hasnt been sold then? or is there a possibility of partnerships? The business term guys

well for frd erm business terms you'd have to speak to pigeon wigeon,
i can just tell noddy to put him self up for auction tomorrow.

i know its not for you shu but you could give everything you want to the starfish children and they can everything they want aswell and i will buy atlantis for them and they can live their and own it and i bid a large submarine for you to be able to visit the starfish children!