The Official Male HoP Auction!

Yes I am indeed a Transformer! but I cant do what that Citroen does on the advert, as I'm not a car transformer, i'm a monkey transformer...

even better!

I say Pineapple Pete Should go up for auction next, ha ha ha I will have my revenge ha ha ha(ooops did i say that out loud)

oh well Pineapple Pete for Auction.....


Z.

He's already been sold matey

To Miss ilsanya I believe

indeed tis true, im already owned by ilsanya, unless she pawns me off.

cheers, pete

Whos next!

what tasks/duties does one have once sold to another?

we need more assests so SNOOPoi doesn't hold a monopoly!!

hmmmm... that depends entirely on who you sell youself to. Some experiment on you (SNOOPoi) some just protect and luv you, some sell you on....

*dashes out of thread to acquire more assets*

Hey, how do I get in on this? I need auctioned off! If my pics aren't enough, my roomate says there's nothing sexier than a man running a vacum cleaner... (And I'm the only one in the house who does seeing as every time she tries she blows a belt and and that's not a euphemism either, she is now verboten from touching my Hoover) And I cook... My specialty is cheesecake... mmm cheesecake.. Wait, why am I selling myself? shouldn't the auctioneer be handling this?

nope, you sell yourself. Wait for the bids to roll in and choose a winner!

I will start the bidding for Drakematrix..

1x everlasting gobstopper
4x orthopedic swivel desk chairs
1x 100-man-tent
1x space ship with turbo thrusters (red)
3x penguins (all female) and penguin sanctuary
1x introduction to the elusive person of your dreams (dead or alive)
6x super soakers
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
and some tea towls

and i will add to blu_valleys bid as the other half of the BMVC:

Drakematrix

14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
protection from evil genetic experimentation (SNOOPoi)
A cutlass (to swash your buckle)
membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
2 x brewerys.
1 x distillery
and finally...
a cloak of invisibility

Liquid_Bubblegum... You are indeed a beyatch-in-law!

hmmmm

for drakematrix I bid....

a castle with portculis and also moat
and a treehouse
5 sharp pencil sharperners
a giant 16ft pizza with any prefered topping
my lesbian friend

Adding to my previous and Mynci's bid on behalf of the BMVC:

a lot of fruit
some water
one of the pyramids in egypt (you may choose which)
and some chips

the 4th part of the BMV bidding

a squadron of jellycopters (lime)
3 fluorescent markers
a snooker table
12 small countries (of your choice)
a hovercraft
and a heated massage comfy armchair with built in remote control for everything (including itself) *takes it for a short drive down to shops*

Well as I'm not allowed to own my own Girlfriend, I might as well sell myself as well!!

Humph!!

2p
some mud
some fluff in my pocket
some week old pizza
a rotten apple
naaa.....only kidding
3p
sex
kisses

I dunno...

I'm NOT ALLOWED to own you...

For loves the circus on behalf of the BMV bidding Conglomerate I bid:

a place in paradise( your girlfriend will be there if we win the bid for her)with flashpint and liquid_bubblegum
18 super soakers
a pool of jelly complete with two female jelly wrestlers
an aeroplane
16 swivel chairs
a circus of your own
a jungle
a sandwhich of your choice
and beer, lots and lots of beer

hey hands off lol.

Hmmm...

Paradise...
TWO female jelly wrestlers? Well, one would be pointless...
Swivel chairs ARE fun...
A whole circus? for me?

BUT, I don't drink. The beer is letting you down...

sorry, cant help it, if somethings up for auction I gotta buy it, I'm looking to get help!

yes you can with reasonable bids like shisha lol

depends who ed wants to own him

I think we all know the answer to that one...

you could get rid of the beer if you so choose, then no one would drink, or give it to your friends.

will also add to the bid:

something fluffy (unknown)

i bid:

4p
an unscratchable, undroppable 4" uv acrylic
fluff from my bellybutton (waaaay better than pocket fluff)
a magic dove
7 hugs
and infinite pongs




cole. x