The Official Male HoP Auction!

1. makes really good breakfast in bed.
2. lets you stay up as late as you like every night.
3. lets you sleep in if you want to.
4. makes you spliffs if you're too incompitant to roll them yourself.
5. erm lets you watch tv from the comfort of the top of his head (but only if you're really small and don't move round too much).

Written by: Pink...?

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*124 hugs
*an English pocket dictionary
*A cup of Chai tea
* and some pink feathers

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i can add a pretty shell...





am i still out bid?

Written by: Pink...?

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*372 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*and a Green biro

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I also have.....

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..... awwww, you have so much more, my things seem so small in comparision.... how about i give you this pink flower to add to your cool collection then you will surely be able to out bid anyone else, one condition tho..... i still get to steal C@ntus occasionally when he is free