#53063 - 19/08/04 11:39 PM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Doc Lightning]
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playing the days away
Registered: 19/08/03
Loc: The Middle lands
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Written by: It's...Lightning!
I would just like to update my entry as follows:
 
*SWOON* 
I bid some REALLY old red wine, the Iron Bridge and a brisk walk up The Wrekin and fresh meat with two veg for Lightning 
And I seem to remember being won by Flynty the last time we were up for auction but I don't ever remember being collected and taken to Melbourne so if I'm not claimed in the next 72 hours I may...just may.....be available once more
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#53064 - 19/08/04 11:53 PM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Dunc]
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Fireotographer on Hiatus
Registered: 29/07/04
Loc: Cork, Ireland
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I'll bid for you if she doesn't claim you... I know you can speak German (a bit  ) and I have Sehnsucht for a guy that understands me 
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#53065 - 19/08/04 11:58 PM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Fräulein]
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playing the days away
Registered: 19/08/03
Loc: The Middle lands
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 71 hours 40 minutes left to go!
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#53067 - 20/08/04 12:16 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Dunc]
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Registered: 12/08/04
Loc: Wales
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Damn, lightning is hot....why do such gorgeous looking men always bat for the other team???
Mags I'll eat that square of galaxy and raise the bid by one broken D string (lucky it wasn't a G that snapped). It has a pretty bead on the end and a box of lady gray and chia tea bags.
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#53068 - 20/08/04 12:17 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Fräulein]
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Sporadically Prodigal
Registered: 25/01/01
Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
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Mike!! You got real hot  When did that happen?! I think you're almost too hot for me to flirt innocently with now! I feel all coy and stuff. nah!! *spanks Mike on his spankable butt*
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#53069 - 20/08/04 01:12 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Twirly]
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HOP Mad Doctor
Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Written by: nilid69
PS Lightning waxes his chest, I can tell.
Actually, those were taken the day before a swim meet, so I had shaved my entire body.
As for the rest of you, I'll just be sitting in the corner with bright red ears for a while. Don't mind me. (I think those pictures flatter me, personally.) 
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#53070 - 20/08/04 01:17 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Doc Lightning]
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Fireotographer on Hiatus
Registered: 29/07/04
Loc: Cork, Ireland
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Oh yeah they do indeed...
*sigh*
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#53071 - 20/08/04 03:14 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Fräulein]
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Fool
Registered: 30/05/04
Loc: Cornwall, UK
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Funny how it's always the D string that snaps. Lady gray's good too. Earl's better. Any advance?
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#53073 - 20/08/04 03:39 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Mele]
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HOP Mad Doctor
Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Come on, there must be other hot guys on this board. In fact, I know there are because I've poked through the gallery.
Where are you all?
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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
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#53075 - 20/08/04 04:00 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Mele]
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enthusiast
Registered: 08/06/04
Loc: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
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I'd like to raise my bid on (incipient Dr.) Mike by a Gillette Mach 3 Power razor chassis, 120 blades, 10 tubes of the new soap-free Gillette shave gel, the corresponding cooling aftershave, a translucent white Speedo(tm) in his size (or one size smaller), and a digital camera.
Da mi basia mille, deinde centum.
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#53076 - 20/08/04 04:05 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)]
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enthusiast
Registered: 08/06/04
Loc: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
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I will also personally apply any of the above if requested.
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"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
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#53077 - 20/08/04 04:06 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)]
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HOP Mad Doctor
Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Xopher, that's great, except I'm not shaving down again for a long time. (My armpits itch  ) But I'll take the camera!
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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
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#53078 - 20/08/04 04:10 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Doc Lightning]
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Registered: 12/08/04
Loc: Wales
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Lightning get a stiff body brush and use it on all the area's you shaved every morning. That helps stop the itching and stops hairs becoming ingrown.
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#53079 - 20/08/04 04:47 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Skulduggery]
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enthusiast
Registered: 08/06/04
Loc: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
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I add a nice stiff body brush, and a nice stiff body, to my bid. Also anti-itch balm for your armpits.
And the camera is for more smooth-like-a-dolphin pics of you. Shave everything except your armpits (I think men look a little odd with shaved pits myself...not like you have to wear a strapless evening gown, or at least I hope not).
Oh, also a jar of coconut oil (solid at room temperature, liquid at skin temperature, a blob of it melts instantly when you drop it on someone's back...also it's perfect for massage, because it's just slippery enough, but not TOO slippery). To be used just prior to the camera.
...dein mille altera, dein secunda centum...
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"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
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#53080 - 20/08/04 09:41 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)]
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HOP Mad Doctor
Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Ok, what's with the Latin? I'm not able to decipher it. I speak the form of Latin that is spoken in Spain these days, so that dialect is a bit beyond me...
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-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
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#53081 - 20/08/04 09:57 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Doc Lightning]
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Fireotographer on Hiatus
Registered: 29/07/04
Loc: Cork, Ireland
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Mmmmhhh..... well I don't know about the dein... mille is (obviously) thousand, altera is like the other one, secunda... mmhhh... centum is hundred.... I don't really get it
Okay I just found it on the net: it's out of a poem or something called "To Lesbia" (Catullus I,5 ):
...Da mi basia mille, deinde centum,
Dein mille altera, dein secunda centum,...
It means:
...Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred!
Then another thousand, then a second hundred,...
Edited by Fräulein (20/08/04 10:13 AM)
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#53082 - 20/08/04 12:22 PM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Fräulein]
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Fool
Registered: 30/05/04
Loc: Cornwall, UK
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i would post a photo but i'm too in awe of Dr Mike's beshaven bod. When you say shaved everything, do you mean EVERYTHING?
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"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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#53083 - 20/08/04 06:49 PM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Mags The Jedi]
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HOP Mad Doctor
Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Mags, everything except eyebrows and what is covered by the suit.
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-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
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#53084 - 20/08/04 08:22 PM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Fräulein]
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Self-Flagellation Expert
Registered: 16/04/04
Loc: Bogged at CG
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you've prolly heard this a thousand times, lightning, but you remind me of vin diesel. lots.
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"master"
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"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
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#53085 - 21/08/04 01:27 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: MiG]
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HOP Mad Doctor
Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Actually, I haven't gotten that one yet.  Oh, MiG's really cute. Why aren't you up for sale, mate?
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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
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#53086 - 21/08/04 02:10 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Doc Lightning]
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Self-Flagellation Expert
Registered: 16/04/04
Loc: Bogged at CG
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i am, and aimee is currently in the lead. but that would involve fixing computers. which i find fun, but irritating at the time.
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#53087 - 21/08/04 02:41 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Doc Lightning]
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Fool
Registered: 30/05/04
Loc: Cornwall, UK
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Written by: It's...Lightning!
Mags, everything except eyebrows and what is covered by the suit.
That's a relief. You don't wanna know how much that itches.
Or so i've been told...
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#53088 - 21/08/04 04:21 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Mags The Jedi]
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HOP Mad Doctor
Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Believe me, the rest of me itches enough. Strangely, it's really in vogue right now and not just in the Queer community (I see lots of naked people...'tis my job).
I don't get it. I had to survive puberty to earn that. Why would I want to get rid of it?
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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
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#53089 - 21/08/04 04:26 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Fräulein]
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enthusiast
Registered: 08/06/04
Loc: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
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Written by: Fräulein
Mmmmhhh..... well I don't know about the dein... mille is (obviously) thousand, altera is like the other one, secunda... mmhhh... centum is hundred.... I don't really get it
Okay I just found it on the net: it's out of a poem or something called "To Lesbia" (Catullus I,5 ):
...Da mi basia mille, deinde centum,
Dein mille altera, dein secunda centum,...
It means:
...Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred!
Then another thousand, then a second hundred,...
I knew someone would get it, if only by Googling it. As soon as I saw the pix of STB Dr. Mike, those words (in the setting by Carl Orff, which I've known since HS) popped into my head. Side by side Latin and English for the whole poem. Lesbia's name was actually Clodia; Catullus called her Lesbia in honor of the greatest poet ever (IHO), Sappho (from the Greek isle of Lesbos).
And MiG, STB Dr. Mike is MUCH more attractive than Vin Diesel. Who is sexy, make no mistake, but...
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#53090 - 21/08/04 05:10 AM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)]
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Still wiggling
Registered: 22/10/02
Loc: Belfast
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Ha har!!
Finally fooled my computer into opening this ridiculously large thread without crashing...
I would like to bid a well-loved monkey (stuffed) for ado-p.
And, just cos I'm greedy (or at least, confident of my abilities), I would like to also bid my favourite thesaurus for Mags T Jedi.
And now I'm going to check out the female auction to see who I can buy there (or am I supposed to sell myself?!!! )
xx
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#53091 - 21/08/04 02:18 PM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
[Re: _Clare_]
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Fool
Registered: 30/05/04
Loc: Cornwall, UK
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Hmmm, mighty tempting. Throw in a Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable and i might go look up flights to Belfast. (Can't be much from Newquay, surely!) I wonder if anyone would notice if i put myself up for bid in the female auction? Probably not. Mike, your point is incredibly well made. Shame you didn't make it about a year ago, you could have saved me some very uncomfortable moments. Never let your girlfriend (or boyfriend, delete as appropriate) watch too much porn.
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Bill Hicks, February 1988
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