The Official Male HoP Auction!

Finally puts himself into the Ring Anybodie value me

well,we of the woodland folk living in shepherds bush could certainly use a puk to brighten things up,so i bid...........a cosy tree house,a banana,mango an strawberry smoothie,a bag full of pixie dust,birdsong(its early morning here and they are insisting i mention their amazing singing...)and........endless supply of hugs!!!!

ohh for puk i would bid a homemade apple pie, forrest gump the movie,a papaya, 5 back massages and more stuff to come as i think of them!~

,
Christina

ooohoooo.....that tickles......stop it....no don't.....oooh it tickles.....stop it.....no dont stop......

Man I lurve the butterflies.......

*Bug starts to purr and feels very safe and comfy in Flynts lap*

well, i guess no one will raise mike so...

SOLD!!! TO THE GENTLEMAN IN THE BLOOD STAINED LAB COAT!!!

bump

Heh... I'll bid on any male that's willing to lug my scuba kit around Florida for me in October

*debates on whether or not to auction self*

oh MiG!
I've got a mint KitKat, some banana's and the latest issue of the beano if you can come and fix my computer for me?

i only had to read the title of this thread to know it was my destiny to post here.

yes, i, I the french, the beautiful, the flaming Yannicus, am up for auction, bidding starts at negative one hundred thousand euro, yes, that does mean i pay you

hmmm,

I could never sell myself, but if anybody would like to claim me, i would then be theirs and could be sold off accordingly.

I'm fully toilet trained, can use both a knife and a fork and love to wiggle.

oh gosh, we have a frenchman and an irishman to choose from?!

oooooh - can i bid for them both?

yannicus i bid for you 100,000 euro (so you don't have to pay me), a penguin hand puppet, 20 of my holiday photos, a bag of marmite crisps and a toilet seat.

ado-p how about a Fred Astaire video, a rainbow bracelet, an apple, yellow sunglasses and a small clock with cats on it?

So what can you guys do for us?

I need a man who can...........

*fix my computer (like aimee)
*teach me to do isolations properly
*dye my hair
*put the toilet seat down again
*cook

but i'll take them both if nobody will raise me on the above!

Hmmm, I fit all the above, but am sadly already taken

I would just like to update my entry as follows:


Ladies looking for a cabana boy are welcome to bid. Gentlemen looking for a love slave are also welcome to bid. However, ladies looking for a love slave should probably look elsewhere as we cannot guarantee satisfaction with this product when used for unlabeled purposes.

Since you regularly claim to be athletic, you can certainly help with my scuba stuff

Can you teach me spinny toys as well?

Willing to act as 'decoy' when out dancing to avoid nightclub sleazes? (One of my pet hates! Everybody should have a clubbing buddy )

If so I'll start the bidding at a big bar of chocolate, a pair of flags (made to your specification, UV printed designs if required) or other spinny toy of choice, 3 of my bestest marbles and a shiny button. (small bid i know, but lets not START the bidding out of my means!:D)

I'll bid a pan of Black Hole Brownies of Doom (the most intense brownies you'll ever eat), several really good books, and a nice long full-body oil massage.

(See, if I win, I will have trained you as my love slave.)

It seems that I haven't seen this thread in ... forever. It still makes me laugh!

I'll bid.. ummm...

A matching bracelet to the necklace, and a lifetime's supply of Smarties. And take out the word "speedo" from the vocabulary of the world unless they're addressing the company name.

~ Bobo

i'll bid a paperclip, a notepad and a pen for someone who'll give me hugs

I'll give hugs to Rougie for free

No biding needed for those darl!

~ Bobo

I'll up my bid by two containers of blood-orange marmalade and a whimsical and slightly surreal answering machine message.

I have a massive ego, so I'd bappily put myself up for auction.

Unfortunatly, I don't think I'm capable of posting pics, so you'd have to assume that I look like half of Marilyn Mansons face.

Which is nice.

dxxx

PS Lightning waxes his chest, I can tell.

ooo, ooo, ooo , i want a bid i would put a picture on here if i knew how.....butas the thread gos its only MALE which is disapointing cause i think females should be involved YAY YAY cause there angels of society

Dr Mike, is that really you?

Ok, i've had enough of this relationship malarkey. Any young ladies want me?

I'll do anything (i have no shame).

I'm 6'1, dark hair and eyes, roughly 12.5 stone (90 odd kilos i think) and covered in burn marks. Oh yeah, and my favourite hobbies are (in order of preference): giving head, spinning poi, lobbing a stick about.

Bidding starts at one square of Galaxy chocolate.

*purrs at mike*

do accept visa?

get a room.