The Official Male HoP Auction!

Its a deal then me and pinkpoi put in a bid for cam as follows:

4 tubs of ice cream
200 hugs
use of my digital camera
and some chocolate cookies
plus reserve price

He he he Smallboy will be making coffee for us forever, no more ringing my flatmate up to do it instead!!!

300 hugz?? - wicked.....lol

Hmmmm a human coffee maker huh?

Here's my bid

10 tubs of ice cream
1000 hugs
use of my digital camcorder
40 boxes of chocloate cookies
reserve price
with an additional "location" bonus: you'll be nearer to Sheffield, a LOT nearer!!!

I think I might have this one in the bag!!!

Definitely winning so far -

Yeah you get 1 hug per coffee you make. If you make a REALLY nice cup. Then Pinkpoi will give you a kiss.

OK...
i'll rise the hugs to 2000 hugs
and throw in my lovely pink barbie pen that lights up whenever you push down.
and a 5 kisses

Don't think that'll beat the lure of Sheffield though

my pink barbie pens beats it all!

Hahahahahaha - no way......

It does it for me but I think SmallBoy has a longing for Sheffield that nothing can beat!!

Am I right SB?

Right that's it I'm not posting any more - ever

(*Sees himself being called a muppet again soon*)

I've been told I lay myself bare too often as it is (and I'm not talking about some weird masturbation thing either)

I throw in... the pink Carebear aswell

Now if that doesnt win it then i dont know what will...

even though smallboy doesnt seem to be posting anymore.....

Smallboy you are GORGEOUS, but what can i say?

i have a friend who works in an icecream parlour

if ya dont love tassie, what DO ya love?

i have a room with a view and...

a 1x2m freezer downstairs cos it doesnt fit in the kitchen, its full of not-quite-dead glowsticks at the moment, but im sure we could come to some arrangement. i dont know if this will be enough to beat pinkpois barbie and carebears though....

Kewl, someone else prepared to lie to protect my feelings - I like u already.

Hmmmmm - half way round the globe is about as far away as a 3 hour trip I suppose.

Errrrr.....I don't remember it being up 2 me though. Don't close bids just yet, I'm still holding out for raspberry & vanillaness - lol

And so far Kurobei definitely had the best offer.........

[ 27 September 2002, 02:52: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Can I point out that the bidding is severaly jaded towards those who are on in DIFFERENT TIMES ZONES THAN ME!!!!! The men are gone before I get on the computer! NOT FAIR!

*pouting*

I wanted to play nurse in training to MikeGinny's DR.!
"Show me where to put the shot please?"

I had a really good bid too!
Anyway.....

NYC, if you find someone who's had alot of experience with medicine (lately) maybe I..er. she can make you feel better!

No way Flynt! You said you were going to place a bid, then you walked out with Maximus. With the power vested in me as a judge I am going to say...."I don't think so!" Bring him back for a proper auction stand!
Besides I wanna bid:

-3 pounds of Strawberries
-1 Crate of Crystal Champagne
-100 cans of Reddi Whip (spray whipped cream)
-Several jars of Marachino Cherries
-1 multijet shower (for after the whipped cream fun), complete with those really great loofa sponges
-And one full year of heated oil full body massages (one per night please) complete with kisses where ever they need to be placed!

(and if you refuse, any other man I could bid this for?)

Droool....should say no but you make an interesting bid
Define "man".....lol

Pele - if you like we can share MikeG, we'd have to work out a rota system though!

Excellent.. tra la la la la

So happy!

Right then young man, you is coming with me!

(Hold on for a sec, whilst I get my nurses uniform out of the wardrobe)

So, you wanna show me what you learnt in anatomy classes then....

[ 27 September 2002, 02:57: Message edited by: Hels Bells ]

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Rozi, no problem, madam,

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The usual & customary commission rate and merchandise handling procedures shall apply. Items shall be tagged with new item numbers, inspected & tested as appropriate by qualified specialists, entered in the next sale's Catalog, and promoted according to the best judgment of the House concerning the saleability and appeal of the Item.

As Lady Luck rules all journeys to the gavel, we wish you good fortune in your selling & buying at the Official Home of Poi Male Auction House.

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~ Official Home of Poi Male Auction House

yo, Rozi babe,

sure ya can sell Raymund Phule, we'd love to handle da transaction for ya, try to get ya top dollar. . . maybe ya could add a testimonial from yourself about how he performs?

SmallBoy,

hey, from a professional point of view, ya understand, "casing the merch" as yanks say, your pic Cutie SmallBoy really is warm & cuddly, don't say "sadly this is me," we'll help ya edit out that poor self-promo language in da catalog, we'll say:

"let this adorable elfin male warm your hot summer nights in the forest, and cold winter ones indoors, with his cute chest whiskers and muscular, loving arms. as he adores you back, let him sprinkle his light golden hair, tenderly skin-tingling magic from secret lands, across your bossom, neck, and lips before a kiss which darts like cupid straight down to your heart."

[ 27 September 2002, 05:02: Message edited by: FireMike ]

Somewhere between Pozee's flaming headboard and Bendy's collar and leash I seem to have allowed Mike Ginny to escape my closet ....!
There's an empty space in that closet and I think it needs to be filled with smallboy! Is he sold yet? Oh nevermind, doesn't matter because i'll just kidnap him anyway! Don't worry girls, i'll return him in fairly good condition with lots of new...... techniques!

*storms into Hell'sBells house, interrupting an "anatomy lesson" to give Mike Ginny a lesson in humility and what to do with rubber toys.....*
You've been a baaaad lil' doctor....pozee, my flail- NOW!

what?? no bids for me???But look how cute I am oops wrong pic

you guys forgot to mention that I can cook as well. and clean, maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that. And I have plenty of blue paint to share Rozi dear

vape,

careful not to scare the buyers, dude!

Bram & all,

yesterday afternoon, i tried taking photos of the sexy, Tru Vu acrylic, black lacquered 6' koi tank which is my headboard, after sumptuously (well, plushly) arranging the pillow collection i keep sprawled on the bed, in front of the tank. including the pillow which is a breast-filling bundle like chincilla fur to convince your luxuriating fingertips. under the horny white goatskin over the wall; the fire-skull braid-haired copper Indonesian demon's mask on the wall is to the right of the tank, behind it in this shot, pert brassy tongue between nipping teeth & grazing canines, around the corner from the fragrant red Don Juan rose behind the opalescent lapidurate my Sis has lent to my maple-blond bedside.

i waited patiently, each shot, for the koi to be in photogenic poses, graceful, playful, coy (* ha ha *), jumpin up for the food i floated to thrill them while i snapped. i coaxed them soothingly to look hot hot hot in their ultracool pad over my tantra-mat, so you could just image slipping out your inescapable lil moan into the air around them, let the bubbles pick it up over the tank into the meltin atmosphere as out of the corner of your tight-shut eye you saw their jeweled colors in your mesmerized. . . ooooooh, babe!

& i so wanted to show them to Bram, who has discus fish & stuff in his chilly Canadian digs.

damn! something really really wrong with the focus in da digicamera around here! plus the colors are way off, i was a good boy, tried all kinds of settings too, 2.5M fixed focus, auto + half-step pressed release aiming at a wall about the same distance as fish from lens, fluorescent ambient light setting, 2.8 stop, you name it.

here's a real small version of the best i could do running them under "sharpen" in my baby-PhotoShop kinda program.

& if it worked, i coulda posed in da bed with them afterwards. . .



[ 27 September 2002, 11:43: Message edited by: FireMike ]

the piccy didn't quite turn out eh