The Official Male HoP Auction!

erm...
i'm still up for auction... remember the proceeds are for the [url:http://www.starfishcharity.org/]starfish[/url] kids!

defent the parameters of these partnerships please curiosity toastied the cat

tick tock!

so who will give themselves to me for one of my toastied cats?

ok, for shu.....adding to the list

I also bid the seven seas
a hell of a lot of rocks
and a water-based planet.

*points at blu_valley*

YOU LIE!

this planet belongs to no-one... only if you can pick it up and put it in ur pocket can u bid a planet....

inless you know the existance of some other water based planet which is marble sized?

Ssshhhh!!!!!

*places marble-sized water based planet back into her pocket*

For 1 day only this cute avatar (sed to avoid SOOPoi blackmail)
up for bid's

i bid for noddy everything he could possibly want and to make him happy and give lots of hugs and kisses etc

i also bid all my favourite posessions and my hair which is my most precious thing to me

right I bid my small water based planet marble thing

a mystic spoon

my paranoia

a doodle of my last acid trip

i bid to buy noddy any juggling set he wants of his choice,
more Fire Breathing equipment
and a time machine the same as mine so we can match

noddy
I bid 100 crumpets and a small kitten trained to shave...
just because

ooooo this is getting dramatic

I bid some of my ego
a stare (anything could come of that)
a large blacklight
and a mug with a saucy looking chicken

i also bid all my designer hair products aswell that was painful

i also bid my entire cd collection of a variety of different kinds of music
i also vow to buy you lots of drinks (alcohol) when we eventually meet !

i also bid snacks to give to you so that noddy wont go hungry

I bid my own answer to life, the universe and everything

this understanding is so special that I understand nothing too surely nothing could beat that

wow im wanted!

erm.....bidding ends tomorrow at 12pm

well i bid my life

also my soul

and my undying love *in a friendly way atleast or more if you like*

ok lauz your winning so far

this is gunna get silly then..... so I bid on top of the knowledge of life the universe and everything...

some cherries
chocolate sprinkles
a flake
some haribo
squirty cream

and on the nothing side might as well make it savoury so

onion bahjis
a pint
noodles
prawn crackers

yay. and i will also make frd be really nice to you as i have ways to do that

i also bid my freezer and my fridge full with content including my sunny delight

I willl feed noddy as much as he likes and when some-one tries to stop me then I will defend noddy to my very last breath

i will give noddy food drink lots of fun toys love affection and safety
i will even take a bullet in the heart or head for him

that was what I was on about u nicked my idea lauz

I will personally caddy around anything he wants me to caddy around
I will build a funky buggy just for him and everyone will envy Noddy

hmm....cant u girls share?

i dont want to see a fight!

I'm out for noddy (*shakes head*)
to rich for my blood....
unless...
I bid....
wait for it....
A hat with a bell on.

i dont want to share i will build you a pyramid with lots of wonderful possesions in it and i will build you a castle and any other building you want