#52584 - 26/09/02 08:10 AM
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Laguna dude
Registered: 24/07/02
Loc: Laguna, California, US
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AUCTIONHOUSE MERCHANDISE LOG NOTES
ITEM #1069 Maximus
photo of this item entered in Catalog. will be distributed to all browsing potential buyers. excellent! Scottish tendency to undress & display bare even in cold weather will be noted as distinctive attributes. will ask photo lab if resolution of principal Catalog photo is high enough to permit sidebar with closeup of tits, especially if they turn out, on enlarged examination to be stiff & perky.
[ 26 September 2002, 08:16: Message edited by: FireMike ]
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molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
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#52585 - 26/09/02 09:18 AM
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NYC
Registered: 26/08/01
Loc: NYC, NY, USA
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Bidding on NYC? If you have to ask, you can't afford me.  [And I never in a million years would have thunk that Cass's G spot would have made a HoP thread. And yes, it's "G"... Named after Dr. Ernst Grafenberg of course.]
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Well, shall we go?
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#52587 - 26/09/02 11:18 AM
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Intrepid Penguin
Registered: 12/05/02
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oh dear me, i think i may have to place a bid on Maximus.... verrrrrry nice *purr*
OK! Its nine am Melburp time, and time to round up last nights bidding! Firstly i have to say, Nyx darling, please return Mike Ginny, im afraid stealing the men is NOT allowed. Thankyou...
Todays Men:
Mike Ginny, goes to Hels Bels on the provision that she also supplies 400 Foot Massages..... Well done Hels! im sure Mike will be showing you his "examination prowess" in no time at all.... remember, hospital gowns are kinky!
Bram: Still waiting for bids on this young stud, Now ladies dont be shy.... im told blue is a very flattering colour on this lovely one!
Bids to be taken soon for NYC and SmallBoy, so get your bidding paddles ready!
ok, i think thats everyone?
casually tucks Maximus under her arm and wanders off.....
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#52588 - 27/09/02 12:32 AM
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Intrepid Penguin
Registered: 12/05/02
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Alroighty!
Ladies ladies, come one come all, gather round and see what find specimins we have for you to bid on today!
First up:
The ever popular SmallBoy! Rumour has it that this lad is "not so small" and at the ideal age of 22, this poi and staff spinning loverly loves giving Hugz, green things, and fluffy stuff! Sure to be a hot item at Auction today, get your bids in quickly ladies!
NYC! HoP's official Man of Mystery... Try as i might, i couldnt find the intro thread for this Yummy Gentleman, but he is definately in demand! So! im putting the call out here, Ladies, place your bids, and lets have a little background info on the sexy smouldering NYC!
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#52590 - 27/09/02 12:39 AM
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Intrepid Penguin
Registered: 12/05/02
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oops i knew i forgot someone....
Page three ladies, we have a page three boy with us today, The scrumptious hammock swinging Bendy.... Dont forget to place your bids soon!
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#52591 - 26/09/02 02:23 PM
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NYC
Registered: 26/08/01
Loc: NYC, NY, USA
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Oh no thanks Flynt, I'm not up for auction at this time. My heavy heart needs to beat on it's own for a while, thanks!
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Well, shall we go?
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#52594 - 26/09/02 03:23 PM
Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
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Laguna dude
Registered: 24/07/02
Loc: Laguna, California, US
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AUCTIONHOUSE MERCHANDISE LOG NOTES
ITEM # 2132 Bram
rumor to confirm:
when Bram is NAKED, PAINTED, BLUE & VIRILE, he can simultaneously spin 2 fireswords AND a mini-staff. how does he do it?
and will the stiff lil tits add some trace flames for a quintuple play??
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molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
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#52595 - 26/09/02 05:17 PM
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Registered: 11/01/02
Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
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Would it be greedy for me to bid for Bram too? I luuuuurve men with dark hair & blue eyes, sooooo sexy... ![[Big Grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#52596 - 26/09/02 05:25 PM
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Intrepid Penguin
Registered: 12/05/02
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nah go for it, he's a spunk, ive seen pictures...
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#52597 - 26/09/02 05:33 PM
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Registered: 11/01/02
Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
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Alrighty... *ponders tactics*I bid: - 2 seats in bob the phoenixes' private box at the soccer
- One of the only remaining "angelfire" email accounts (accounts with these suffixes are no longer being issued)
- A picture of the end of the universe...
Beat that grrls!!!
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It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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#52598 - 26/09/02 05:38 PM
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Registered: 31/12/01
Loc: San Diego California
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Well so much for having Rozi all to myself ![[Frown]](images/icons/frown.gif) Any new bidders for me? Damn I need to get a pic of me on here in my Dress Blues!!
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Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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#52599 - 26/09/02 05:41 PM
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Registered: 11/01/02
Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
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Too late matey. I am your owner... If you wish to seek a new owner, I will have to set a price for you & the new buyer will have to meet it (or does this just sound waaaay too oppressive of the male sex?)
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#52600 - 26/09/02 07:21 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 29/05/02
Loc: London
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OK OK OK...before the mad panic fails to erupt over me This sadly is me I am Small fluffy & bouncy, I like to give massages, spend ridiculous amounts of time and money on anyone with a cute smile (Insert the term mug here - lol) and have an ice-cream fetish. I come with my own fire poi and a bag of weed that I need an army issue rucksack for. I have my own reserve price of 100 hugz & an ice-creaming, although preference will be given to anyone Raspberry & Vanilla Flavoured
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#52601 - 26/09/02 07:26 PM
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Intrepid Penguin
Registered: 12/05/02
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hmmm obviously my opening introduction for SmallBoy wasnt good enough. either that or he couldnt be bothered to read back far enough `...... ` ![[Razz]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#52602 - 26/09/02 07:30 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 29/05/02
Loc: London
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Just adding to it honey - Have no faith that anyone would actually bid.
Sorry - x
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#52603 - 26/09/02 07:34 PM
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addict
Registered: 11/04/01
Loc: UK, London
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Smallboy - Seeing as I know he likes me already!!!!
I meet your reserve price and I also add as much use of my digital camera as you like!!!!!!!
Quick question do I get any of the ladies you win on the female auction as part of the deal!!!!!
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'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
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#52604 - 26/09/02 07:56 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 29/05/02
Loc: London
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You're offering me an ice-creaming?????
and the use of your digital camera????
I am NEVER gonna hear the end of this one - lol
(Yes, depending on which one you want, and whether it's kewl with them........and obviously errrmm.....well you know who I mean - lol)
[ 26 September 2002, 19:59: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]
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#52606 - 26/09/02 07:59 PM
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addict
Registered: 11/04/01
Loc: UK, London
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Well I was hoping someone will outbid me, but I have the feeling I might actually be stuck with you!!!
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'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
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#52607 - 26/09/02 08:14 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 29/05/02
Loc: London
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No way man, (no offence).......even if I have to bribe someone - lol
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#52608 - 26/09/02 08:29 PM
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Registered: 06/04/02
Loc: Over There
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I'll bid for you smallboy...
4 tubs of ice cream
200 hugs
use of Jez's digital camera ... (he he he)
and some chocolate cookies
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#52609 - 26/09/02 08:34 PM
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lovin' it...
Registered: 21/08/02
Loc: Bristol!
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#52610 - 26/09/02 08:40 PM
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addict
Registered: 11/04/01
Loc: UK, London
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I know I said I wanted to be outbid, but I think it is unfair to outbid me using my own posessions. Also I do not want my camera back with dirty picks of you and smallboy covered in icecream.
God some people have no limits!!!
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'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
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#52611 - 26/09/02 08:41 PM
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Registered: 06/04/02
Loc: Over There
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Well why dont we share Smallboy then....pull our resources together? He could be our coffee maker... [ 26 September 2002, 20:42: Message edited by: Pink Poi ]
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![[Love]](graemlins/ubblove.gif)
I feel so special! ![[Wink]](images/icons/wink.gif){kind=icon}
Actually, how did he get funding for it??? ![[LOL]](graemlins/ubblol.gif)
), then I WANT HIS JOB!!!![[Roll smile]](graemlins/ubbrollimages/icons/smile.gif){kind=icon}
![[Smile]](images/icons/smile.gif){kind=icon}
![[Angel]](graemlins/ubbangel.gif)
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But MikeG - I think you'll find you're mine, all mine...and I am not letting you out of my sight 
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