#52553 - 25/09/02 04:42 PM
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originally posted by Firemike
you ok, boss? finally soothing your throat and gettin some relaxation in da back seat with your boy toy?
A little sexual inuendo there eh
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#52554 - 25/09/02 04:44 PM
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Intrepid Penguin
Registered: 12/05/02
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ahhh my apologies Master Na. that would be the first post of the day there, where i could have SWORN i'd written it in after hastilly scanning the whole post...
I also forgot to allocate falloutboy to anyone but a hasty search has found him in the back of Rozi's limo. i assumed you'd be there too xoxoxox
psssst Fire Mike.... we WANT their nipples pointy, consumer appeal buddy, consumer appeal! and whats this comment about my THROAT being dry? *raised eyebrow* and also, ummm i missed out on any of the boys, so i dont have a toy boy, so WHO THE HELL AM I IN THIS LIMO WITH??? *looks suspicious...*
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#52555 - 25/09/02 04:45 PM
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Registered: 13/04/02
Loc: carson city, nevada
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#52557 - 25/09/02 05:00 PM
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Registered: 17/05/02
Loc: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
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well that depends on the woman
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As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
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#52558 - 25/09/02 05:01 PM
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Intrepid Penguin
Registered: 12/05/02
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Excellent!
rubs hands together
another victim.. ugh, i mean.... Auction Honey!
Hear ye, hear ye, ladies get your bidding paddles ready, for we have a PRIME peice of stud here to be bid on! May i present to you the superb Mike Ginny! This luverly 25 year old practices the arts of Poi, staff, flag, and glowsticks, quite the allrounder! He's Studying to be a Doctor, so ladies, if you fancy a Private Examination you'd best bid now!
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#52559 - 25/09/02 05:02 PM
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Laguna dude
Registered: 24/07/02
Loc: Laguna, California, US
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YES, Flynt, that's why I passed you the hairdryer last page. Woops, my bad, did Bram mean his Canadian nipples need extra COLD, not HEAT? so his sittin there shiverin is just a good sign, a good thing, he's gettin ready for the Showing?
(* take back hairdryer from Flynt's side, hands Flynt Insta-Freeze 99 Celsius switchable dry/wet ice blower instead *)
MikeGinny, uh, I have to check the livestock regulations on that facial hair, it's ok for bulls, you keep it sanitary, even if it's long? no ticks, lice, psoriasis?
Meanwhile, Flynt, don't worry, I'll check in the background & grease the palms of the health inspectors like usual (oops, did I say that in public? I'm not on the record am I really?), go ahead & just take care of the presentation, promotions & sale!
[ 25 September 2002, 17:04: Message edited by: FireMike ]
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#52560 - 25/09/02 05:03 PM
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Registered: 17/05/02
Loc: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
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and don't get started on where to shave and the pubic hair, my god not the pubic hair. and the itching, yeesh
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#52562 - 25/09/02 05:10 PM
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Registered: 13/04/02
Loc: carson city, nevada
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if any guy in the auction doesn't know where the clitoris is, I feel REALLY sorry for them. or the lady who buys them anyway.
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#52564 - 25/09/02 06:00 PM
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Enter a "Title" here:
Registered: 31/12/01
Loc: San Diego California
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Thanks FireMike, I needed a good laugh before leaving work hehe.
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#52565 - 25/09/02 07:52 PM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 29/05/02
Loc: London
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Fucking superb - I'm sorry I missed all this yesterday...fekkin interviews. I'll be back to this shortly - ![[LOL]](graemlins/ubblol.gif) If I'm a judge, does this mean I'll have to dissappoint everyone and not get auctioned off? - ![[Wink]](images/icons/wink.gif) [ 25 September 2002, 21:20: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]
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#52566 - 25/09/02 11:56 PM
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Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Registered: 08/06/01
Loc: Back in Paris... for now !
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WOW ! ! ! I won Kurobei ? ![[Big Grin]](images/icons/grin.gif) : :doing a little victory dance : : BUT WAIT … I did want a day with each and everyone of those amazing males Will have to start negociating with all the HOP females but I’m sure they will be kind enough to let me spend one day with their men IF I promise to behave, right ? ![[Smile]](images/icons/smile.gif) As for NYC … girls, he’s the best obviously Pele has got good taste as always, that’s why she’s a goddess Shine on cassandra
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#52567 - 26/09/02 12:55 AM
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Registered: 19/08/02
Loc: The Phire Kru
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Huh? What? Where am I?
Oooooo myhead hurts, feels like someone bashed me over the head........
What's going on......Cass?
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#52570 - 26/09/02 01:19 AM
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Climbing up my leg
Registered: 17/09/02
Loc: England
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I definately back that one up!#
Kuro - check your PM's
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#52571 - 26/09/02 01:22 AM
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Registered: 19/08/02
Loc: The Phire Kru
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Clitoris....isn't that a vegetable? Mmmmm I can taste it now.........................lol
Hey, I'm joking okay, just want to make that quite clear!!!!!!!!
Jess - Checked them, nothing there!!! Are you teasing me, cause if you are...........
[ 26 September 2002, 01:25: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
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#52572 - 26/09/02 01:53 AM
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Registered: 28/03/02
Loc: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
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im jumping up and down here waving my hand in the air, but i dont even know whos im bidding for anymore, but hat dont matte cos theyre all gorgeous and funny! can i have them all? im sure there is a use for them all somewhere in my house...
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#52573 - 26/09/02 01:57 AM
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Registered: 19/08/02
Loc: The Phire Kru
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I think you have to offer Nutella to be in with a chance and a lot of it in addition to other things, we're not cheap you know!!!
Jess - Check PM's!!
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#52574 - 26/09/02 02:10 AM
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lovin' it...
Registered: 21/08/02
Loc: Bristol!
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I bid for MikeGinny, cos he turned all my hugs into foot massages when I was sick ![[Love]](graemlins/ubblove.gif) I bid: - 400 hugs - 400 kisses - 400 tubs of chocolate ice cream to be smeared and then licked off (Mike you can choose where it is to be smeared ) PLUS - lots and lots of paraffin DO I get him?? Do I? Do I?? ![[Roll smile]](graemlins/ubbrollimages/icons/smile.gif)
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#52575 - 26/09/02 04:31 AM
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HOP Mad Doctor
Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
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#52576 - 26/09/02 04:54 AM
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Registered: 13/12/01
Loc: Upland, CA., USA
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A judge? I don't wanna be a judge.
Why do I have to be a judge? Just because I'm smart and fair?
I'd rather be for sale: one vintage firedancer, as tough as they come, who not only knows where the clitoris is, but also knows where the e spot is (not the clitoris).
Let the bidding begin...
Maximus
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#52577 - 26/09/02 05:22 AM
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Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Registered: 08/06/01
Loc: Back in Paris... for now !
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E spot ? ? ?
In France we call it G spot ….
Is taht something none of my lovers ever told me about ? ? ? I am curious…
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"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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#52578 - 26/09/02 05:29 AM
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enthusiast
Registered: 17/06/02
Loc: NorCal
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ZZZZZAAAP!
*Nyx casually pockets her laser stun blaster and drags Mike Ginny by the hair to her infamous closet ... Pozee finally collapsed and needs a rest and Nyx had heard that doctors-in-training have *special* knowledge concerning anatomy ... is it true? Or just propaganda? Stay tuned....*
Mwahahahahahaah!
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#52579 - 26/09/02 05:58 AM
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Registered: 13/12/01
Loc: Upland, CA., USA
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*blushes*
Yes, Cass, I meant "g."
I guess I'm not that smart. But rumour has it it is located inside, underneath the clit, best accessed by two fingers.
Corriger?
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#52580 - 26/09/02 06:00 AM
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Laguna dude
Registered: 24/07/02
Loc: Laguna, California, US
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OMG, it's the Night (Nyx) Stalker herself!
Raymund was having these romantic delusions it was Nyx, not Kyrian, in the Apache seat between us (& kinda closer to Ray, know what i mean?) but i told him, no, no, no, Ray, dat spider's in her CLOSET, she's got pozee at least, we gotta TRACK DA B* DOWN & RESCUE THEM
i'm secretly afraid Ray WANTS to be in NightSpider's closet too, one of her victims. . .and damn, she likes them barefoot & ready, isn't it kinda. . .CLOSE in there for pozee & MikeGinny next to each other in whatever undress SpiderMiss sheds them into?. . . oh, is it my bronchodilator comin up again or am i gonna puke. . .& da hopeless part of Ray's spirit wants to be in there too! oh! oh! oh!
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FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
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#52581 - 26/09/02 06:05 AM
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Laguna dude
Registered: 24/07/02
Loc: Laguna, California, US
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AUCTIONHOUSE MERCHANDISE LOG NOTES
ITEM #297 MikeGinny
a dumb stud who knows how to twitch up a g-spot! totally scooped find, must publicize this, big big demand for this type among no-shit independent firechix!
ITEM # 2132 Bram
yo, Boss,
PSST: Bram has a special "move," get him to do it, it will raise his price like the double dickens (no Bram, no sexual innuendos, here, dude, where'd ya get that idea a few mumbles back?)
he's got Scottish blood, this strappin 6' 2" black-haired blue-eyed stud (which is also called an Irish Beaut, that combo, i know, i'm a filid among Irish Celtic sacred storytellers), and he told us in the Ebony Flame intro thread he goes NAKED & PAINTED BLUE while dashing around a 6' Claymore sword. . . get him to do that with a fire sword, watch those bi's and tri's flexin and pecs poppin, frozen-up-tits n all, the firechix in her will go WILD and BID THRU DA STARRY ROOF of the divine Tane of New Zealand! truth!
[ 26 September 2002, 06:12: Message edited by: FireMike ]
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FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
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