#525446 - 07/04/05 11:54 AM
1 Billion green bottles...
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Silly Chavs
Registered: 17/04/02
Loc: Possibly Romania
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....hanging on the wall, 1 billion green bottles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidnetally fall there'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine green bottles sitting on a wall.... Your turn... 
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#525447 - 07/04/05 11:58 AM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: UnscrupulousChavOffersFoot]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 02/03/05
Loc: London, UK
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nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine hanging on a wall nine hundred and ninety ninemillion nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine green bottles hanging on a wall and if one green bottle should accidently fall they'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety eight green bottles hanging on the wall...
ok well that was a mission your go
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#525448 - 07/04/05 12:12 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: linden rathen]
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Lambretta Fanatic
Registered: 20/12/01
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nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety eight bottles hanging on a wall, nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety eight green bottles hanging on a wall and if one green bottle should accidently fall they'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety seven green bottles hanging on the wall 
*easy*
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#525449 - 07/04/05 12:13 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: linden rathen]
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Pooh-Bah
Registered: 30/05/03
Loc: Bristol
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nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine hanging on a wall nine hundred and ninety ninemillion nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine green bottles hanging on a wall and if one green bottle should accidently fall they'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety six green bottles hanging on the wall...
what happens when we get to the end?
Edit:
the last one was wrong!
Edited by Tao Star (07/04/05 12:25 PM)
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#525450 - 07/04/05 12:26 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: Tao Star]
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Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: Angel's Landing, USA
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nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine hanging on a wall nine hundred and ninety ninemillion nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety six green bottles hanging on a wall and if one green bottle should accidently fall they'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety five green bottles hanging on the wall... if you copy paster remember to edit both numbers.
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#525451 - 07/04/05 12:29 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: Tao Star]
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analytic
Registered: 15/09/04
Loc: bristol
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nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine hanging on a wall nine hundred and ninety ninemillion nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety seven green bottles hanging on a wall and if one green bottle should accidently fall they'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety six green bottles hanging on the wall...
something went seriously wrong in the few preceeding posts. i mean, tao star, really - who's been replacing bottles? more to the point, how big is this wall?
i'm assuming you can't stack bottles, and supposing each bottle has a base diameter of, ooh, say 6cm
17^2 bottles per square metre - that's 289, then 1,000,000,000 / 289 = a wall of side 1860m, square
so we're looking, minimally, at a square with sides up to 2km long. but then that's not a wall - it's an edifice. so let's assume a maximum wall width of 5m [e.g. hadrian's wall, great wall of china, etc].
that's still approx 700km long. hmm.
I THEREFORE DEDUCE that this wall is, most likely, the great wall of china.
it's amazing what you can do with logic.
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#525452 - 07/04/05 12:30 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: KaelGotRice]
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Mumma Hen
Registered: 25/04/02
Loc: Brisbane, Australia
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oh my lord. you are bored aint you jon?
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#525454 - 07/04/05 12:41 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: Tao Star]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 02/03/05
Loc: London, UK
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see the wonderful things we can do now? an old obsolete lump of masonary (the great wall) is being re invented as -- a bottle rack now - who gets to drink these bottles of beer rather than letting them hit the ground?
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#525455 - 07/04/05 12:43 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: Tao Star]
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analytic
Registered: 15/09/04
Loc: bristol
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6 on-topic posts in an hour and a half
that's, er, 1 billion divided by six multiples of an hour and a half before this is finished
about 280 centuries at teh present rate? that can't be right . . .
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#525457 - 07/04/05 01:00 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: Tao Star]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 02/03/05
Loc: London, UK
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shhh we got another 999, 999, 999, 999, 995 bottles of beer to get through :P *sits down and opens up
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#525459 - 07/04/05 01:02 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: Adya Miriyana]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 02/03/05
Loc: London, UK
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no you dont wanna do that Adya stay here and help us procrastinate
*wonders if he should go to bed today
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#525460 - 07/04/05 01:05 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: linden rathen]
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analytic
Registered: 15/09/04
Loc: bristol
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what do we want? procrastination . . .
when do we want it?
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#525461 - 07/04/05 01:14 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 02/03/05
Loc: London, UK
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as soon as ive finished this v quite *opens another bottle*
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#525463 - 07/04/05 01:30 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: Adya Miriyana]
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analytic
Registered: 15/09/04
Loc: bristol
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well, maybe later
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#525467 - 07/04/05 02:11 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: Adya Miriyana]
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Padawan
Registered: 03/04/05
Loc: Bolton
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I think I grew a grey watching you procrastinate, what are you waiting for, a certain shade of green?
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#525469 - 07/04/05 05:52 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: Adya Miriyana]
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addict
Registered: 11/01/05
Loc: Van Diemans Land
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Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety five bottles of beer on the wall.
nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety five bottles of beer.
You take one down. pass it around. then you have nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety four bottle of beer on the wall.
Come on guys. i want to see how far this will go.
It better be Australian beer.
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#525470 - 07/04/05 06:07 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: DoktorSkell]
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Weilder of the P.E.T.S.O.C.K.
Registered: 17/02/05
Loc: Adelaide
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Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety four bottles of beer on the wall.
nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety four bottles of beer.
You take one down. pass it around. Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety three bottles of beer on the wall.
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#525471 - 07/04/05 06:20 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: Flame Swirl]
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Sporadically Prodigal
Registered: 25/01/01
Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
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you've got to be joking!!
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#525472 - 07/04/05 07:35 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: flash fire]
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resident bagpiper
Registered: 12/07/03
Loc: Vermont, USA
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Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety three bottles of beer on the wall.
nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety three bottles of beer.
You take one down. pass it around. Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety two bottles of beer on the wall.
soo, to continue the interesting math, assume average alcohol content of 5 percent and that it is a 12 oz beer (you can tell i'm american). that makes .6 oz of ethyl alcohol per bottle. now multiply by 1 000 000 000 and get 600 000 000 oz of pure ethyl alcohol. in liters, that becomes... 17 744 117.8 liters of pure ethyl alcohol... when I spin green, I usually add 30 cubic centimeters of boric acid per liter of fuel... that makes 532 323 534 cc's of boric acid required, also... 532.323534 cubic meters of boric acid required. Unfortunately, green glass is not made with boron, but with iron and chromium, so we can't get it there... now its someone else's turn to make the monkeys fists.
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#525473 - 07/04/05 07:50 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)]
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newbie
Registered: 29/10/04
Loc: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
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Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety two bottles of beer on the wall.
nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety two bottles of beer.
You take one down. pass it around. Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety one bottles of beer on the wall.
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#525474 - 07/04/05 08:03 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: nucleon]
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The Ministry of Manipulation
Registered: 08/11/01
Loc: Bristol
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Genius UCOF genius Can we use dynamite?
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#525475 - 07/04/05 09:23 PM
Re: 1 Billion green bottles...
[Re: Flame Swirl]
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Registered: 04/08/04
Loc: Staines
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dum de dum, i dont wanna play!
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