The Official Male HoP Auction!

For Mynci I bid

1 plastic sausage
2 completely unused blue post-its (sticky back still intact)
1 pocket size dictionary
1 blue marker pen
1 plastic cup of water
5 drawing pins
1 lumo yellow plastic spider
1 half of a bovril sandwhich
1 cutout of a magazine article with the headline ''monkey hammer''
and a candy necklace

Would take that offer if it was only the monkey hammer and plastic spider.
woohoo
oh and candy necklace I' m often hungry
looks like i'm sold doubt anyone can top that
*beaming smile*

i am now up for auction
i have crumpet and omlette making skills
i am a member of c.r.a.p
i can spin staff and almost do the matrix
i can hug and cuddle
and variouse other miscellaneous tasks

bid for yoni:
all the crumpets in asda
magic kisses
my staff
my matrix video
10 gummy bears
a rainbow with a pot of gold at the end of it...

looking good snoopoi
what sort of staff

it's a bit short coz i was only 12 when it was made for me. not that grown much. lol. it's a fire staff. i have spun with it for 4 years. you can smell me on it...

cool smell of snoopi included even if i already have two shortish firestaffs from when i was young
maybe i can join them all together with magic

you can use my magic. i am a fairy.

woot fairy magic do i get use of that too

most definitely. i will also take you to magic places coz i can fly.

looks like youre going to win
also cos no one else has bid yet but i'll leave it a while till i sell myself off

yayy! i will treat you well. are you coming to the meet in london on july 10th?

no i don't think so (i live down in devon so it seems like long way) but i will be at falmouth will you
if not you could always come down to my lovely town of bideford

don't think i'll be able to make it to flamouth. however a trip to devon sounds good.

cool i'd have to give my parents warning and clear it with them but other than that it would be cool we could go surfin and spinning on the beach and have all sorts of fun w00t

we went a bit off topic there. i can't surf but poi is good.

I'm going to re-offer myself for bidding, but you only get to own me until Rouge comes back. Which is soon, methinks.

Anyway.... umm...

Me

you could always learn it's fun and i have two boards and two wetsuits if not though spinnings cool and i have lots of land to spin on (except where horses are)
better get back to topic now though

OHhhhh good bids from pigeon and aimée hmmm which to go for ... any more?

ah yes FRD's hmmmm

This might be a mistake but...

LOT #668

1 Flashpoint for Sale!

Has mostly own teeth, a dicky liver, and extra McPoundage.

6 previous owners, last of which had good mileage, but no longer wants model.

Good taste and existential theories are an added bonus, as is musical ability and randomness.

Is unable to forgive poor grammar and spelling, but is often placated by beer.

Good operating procedures: Going to Borders for coffee and graphic novels, computer gameyness and alchohol.

Bad operating procedures: Annoying whineyness.

Seller does not accept any responsibility for wanton destruction of property, nor does seller wish to provide indemnity for any acts of conversational stupidity, or foot/mouth juxtaposition.

i would also like to bid my favorite multicoloured crayon for yoni

woo crayon

OOOOOO I bid on yoni...
my firestaff
my brand spanking new cup of tea
All the love and hugs i can give
A mahooosive pile of pixie dust (sherbert to you people)
My LED poi..my sock poi and my tail poi
4 tubs of ben and jerries icecream
A chance to meet Karl Kennedy

oo new bid now it gets tricky and i get to have the joy of watching people bid over me

i also bid
my new fan that will keep you nice and cool
my electric guitar
a brand new surf board
and a case of strawberries.

oooh looking forward to this
how long is the surfboard and what is the guitar

the surfboard can be as long as you want it to be. my guitar is black. it's also custom made.

ooh nice
i would like a very long surfboard

also i checked and you can come down this summer if you want

http://www.sdfsurfboards.co.uk/gallery2.html#long pick one of these...

that will be cool.

i'll have to go for the 10'1" one but could i have the cool flowery design off the 7'2" mini mal
what week is good for you in the holidays