The Official Male HoP Auction!

How does this work?Do i have to put myself up, or do i get nominated?Am i mentioned somewhere in the past 51 pages?

ooh i bid for pineapple pete!

ok
one golconda circus festival ticket (major hippy fest)
one pair of thongs/flip flops/jandles
a nice rock
3 bots of ribbon
and endless hugs

^_^ I've been bid on

aight im gona extend my bidding time, cos i can.
ends whenever, but so far ilsanyas winin

cheers, pete

yay i rule!!!!!!

my bidding time starts...3...2...1...GO!
Tall,blond & blue. Enjoys long romantics spins on the beach.How much would you pay for this rock hard slab of spinner?

lots and lots!

ok for alfred......

3 bent pens (bunsen burner art)
a baloon animal
black nailpolish
a big warm hug
a trench coat
3/4 of a block of chocolate

Yeah,somebody bid on me! Looks like i am gonna join Ilsanya's extensive Harem

okay okay, I'll start a harem too!

a set of bristle brush paint brushes
new/used paints
a creme saver candy (strawberry)
a blue and a red white board marker
a box of godiva chocolate minus one or two chocolates that happen to be my favorite, what could have happened to them???
a mini poster of LotR Return of the King and another mini poster of Garden State

oooh the plot thickens...will kmbkitten bid-battle it out?Who's Harem will Alfred Join.Stay tuned for next post's episode...

WoW!those are big guns indeed.4 nutellas and a liter of fuel...she's not kidding around folks

thats right, its on!

okay okay...time to bring out the bazooka

a full tank of fuel
6 jars of nutella
multi colored staples
cadbury caramel egg
the movie "what the bleep"
a handsfree head set for your phone
Hoyle board games for the computer with games like chess, zen bones, checkers, Battle ship, and Mancala.

let's see how that all stacks up...

and the winner of me is ilsanya with:
one golconda circus festival ticket (major hippy fest)
one pair of thongs (not flip flops or jandles. thongs)
a nice rock
3 bots of ribbon
and endless hugs

congratulations etc etc

yay! *dances*

erm... what now

now she can do whateever she wants with you Mwahahahahahaha..

*evil grin*

*runs but cant, realising hes chained to the table already*

Official Relisting - Mags The Jedi

Have all own teeth, up to date with immunisations and worming.

Can spin fire a little, and play guitar badly.

Unwanted Xmas gift, hence low low price.

***new free range sam ***

with many hard to use features including
-humour (how do you switch it off)
-sarcasm
-endless pointless opinions
and many more for you to discover and silently curse

this home grown lump of flesh will follow you inceesantly until yelled at
good for nothing but worth buying all the same

yours for only as much as you can be bothered to bid

I bid three pretzels on Linden... plus this flea i just found in my brothers bed

just bid what ever you want

YAY a flea - i shall train it and then use it to take over the world MWAHAHAHAHAHA

I bid a broken shoelace and a small figure of balloo the bear, as well as an almost unused blue post-it note on Mags.

aimée bids on linden_rathen-

all the huggles nuzzles and kisses to your ears I can give
tickets to a SOAD concert (im going as well of course)
a pair of your jeans, customised by yours truly.
a shopping trip to where ever you want to go, all expenses paid.

aimée bids on mags -

pretty stickers and things to put on his guitar/guitar case
a gecko named harry
all the head massages you can get
unlimited vouchers to the shop of your choice.

On sam sorry Linden_Rathen I bid...
A firespinning companion complete with choc,marshmallows, disposable bbqs, biscuits, drink and photo/video operator.
All the anime I own and have stolen off others
Helpful shopping advice when needed and new shoes when you should need them
A fellow rantee who will listen to your problemos!
As many free huggles from me and pebbles and FRD and Havokist as you like!
3 Gu Chocolate pots *drools*
A balloon
And my love and friendship FOREVER!! Or until the end of 6th form...

Old and battered model Mynci

Good for heavy lifting and other domesticated animal work.
Member of C.R.A.P.
can poiggle
drive
27 years on the clock
rather scramble processing unit
Several holes and graffiti over carcass
(any offer or will sell for meat and glue)
Only available for a short time