The Official Male HoP Auction!

Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and Fire Breathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

psst Flynt Pozee is also a Marine

psssst Ray, but saying he makes fings explode sounds more dangerous and excitering.... *wink*

oh i forgots to mention, any other males want to be included? pm me wiv lucious topless pics... urm, i mean, basic details to be put onto post... ` `

I play with guns all day Ever seen a 40mm automatic grenade launcher fireing at a cyclic rate thats about 600 rounds a minute

I make it so things go boom

damn my competitiveness

*sigh* yes but honey, everyone knows how sexy you are too,
i didnt want to put up that we had two marines, im trying to give you both an air of mystery/sexiness!

I heard Raymond particularly likes to undulge in the mass-debate!

Fire_Emanator, you want to back up your somewhat unorfidocks statement and get your cute ass auctioned off too? cmon boy! be brave!

alroighty step over here ladies, we have another Auction! a young man very handy indeed, at the tender age of 19, Master Sodium! His fire arts are based around poi, and he hopes one day to go professional! meanwhiles he makes his living as a car detailer, in Nevada, and tells me he's a good cook! Can i have an opening bid for this spunky young man!

no no, I already am professional (getting paid for doing it), but one day I WILL do it for my career.

*sigh*

no ones ever happy are they.

sorry, after you told me I couldn't complain I just had to. but if you could see the smile on my face, then you would know I am happy. something like this , only my face isn't green, and I have more then three teeth.

Now THERES a sales pitch to get yourself auctioned off! Hear that one ladies? he has all his teeth! yep! we got a keeper here, now! what am i bid?

hey, having all my teeth is pretty amazing here in nevada. even having any means your doing pretty good.

[ 24 September 2002, 18:58: Message edited by: master sodium ]

Woohoo and yet another young honey up for grabs, Ladies, try not to drool! here we have the very fine Falloutboy, hailing from Melbourne, Australia, his fire interests are centred around Staff work, in particular doubles! This 21 yr old loverly travelled to Thailand not too long ago, and you can check out scrummy pics on his site! (i have no idea which one is him but they are all yummy so i didnt mind looking....)

Please, no pushing! Just place a bid! Thankyou ladies!

[ 24 September 2002, 19:18: Message edited by: Flynt ]

Oh do i only get to choose one
I'll put 1 jar of nutella for...all of them

I bid 2...my septic tank needs cleaning

I bid 10 jars of nutella

i'll see ur 10 jars of nutella and raise u 2 of marmite!

Well i shall bid.....15 jars of nutella and 5 of marmite plus... 4 litres of paraffin

oooh! its getting to parrafin now is it!!

well, i see ur offer, and i throw in some indium, to make it deep purple (and not pink!)

very rare, so lets see u come back! lol

they will be mine! they will clean my house!

O.K....
30 jars of nutella 10 of marmite 20 litres of paraffin and.......a big hug!

Who gets the big hug??? cos if its not me, i may have to continue betting...

Ok you can have the big hug...
There...

(the men will be mine *mwa ha ha ha*)

well i cant argue with that can i! but u pay a dear price!

*places a quiet bid with a nod from the sidelines*

20 jars of nutella, 2 , 1 & 6L of kero for Ray

& a bottle of thai whisky for FalloutBoy

Im gonna have to auction myself...cos im feeling unloved and i need the money:

Beautiful, charming, 17 year old who likes to play with fire and spin things. Likes cats, dogs, monkeys, giraffes...oh...and those funny things with the wierd green heads. Likes a kiss, a cuddle and a good spanking (not in that order). Particularly fond of nutella and as 3 huge pots to share. Qualifictaions in bullshit, 2 A's, 7 B's and a D. Likes belgian folk music and talking to footballs.

[ 24 September 2002, 22:45: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]

Eer...does RayP come with the 40mm automatic grenade launcher attachment? Or are you just saying he's trained in their use?
Can you fit a hamster in a 40mm tube? (bet smallboy'seviltwin knows)

*glances sideways at Rozi and raises 2 fingers with a nod to raise the bid by one more of everything the last person said adding in more hugs and guaranteed fire every night for the rest of the guys happy lives*

yes i want all of them! is that a crime!?

I dunno about the hampster but not only am I trained to use the Mk-19 (the 40mm grenade launcher) I am trained to fix it as well, pulled that puppy appart and put it back together blind folded. With the exception of the seer, that requires using a micromiter and you cant read those blindfolded.

Rozi you sweety, I might just have to take you up on that.