Dont play with matches

:O this is turning into a ver twisted conversation.... is that normal??

ANd on topic, my friend burned herself with the metal on a lighter once. She got one of those smiley face scars.

Recipe for nice scar...

Take 1 metal Parker Pen
Hold in Bunsen Burner until hot
Hold onto friends wrist
Wait till bacon smell and scream
Pick at scab
Voila! One lifelong pal to accompany you on long journeys etc.

Please note: I was only a third party to this misadventure, I do not condone flesh burning in any way unless its Beef Burgers.

Ayethankyou.

Its nice to see Some things on HOP never change,
The quality of the Senseless banter
I like silly threads
and I like drewl

Maches hmm matches...
Yea, I've got a match,
Your arse and my face....

AAAaawww, No, Thats not what I meant to type.

Drew

Hot wax is a bugger. Parafin wax = good, beeswax = the evilness of hell in liquid form!

Was pouring wax onto a sculpture, tipped my hand too much and the reservoir overflowed down my hand leaving some lovely burns on my fingers and knuckles.

Oh but wait, it got worse.

Was sewing some strips of tar together (yes, tar. You can sew tar.) using a very large needle and a thumble. Pushing the needle through with my mental-enshrouded finger, my hand slipped shoving the needle, still threaded, backwards through the biggest blister on my nail base of my middle finger. So, popped the blister and then threaded the flesh with a tar-dirtied needled. Suffice to say it hurt a lot.

No scar I'm quite disappointed to say. A month has passed and the skin is only a bit red.

Funny how we always want a scar to evidence some of our most painful injuries, isn't it?

Scars are always cool.

I've got one just under my eye that I got falling over a CD player while I was sleepwalking...

Needless to say, when I tell people how I got it, I was in an enormous gun fight, where I was saving kittens by deflecting bullets with a teaspoon.

Alas, the teaspoon broke, and a stray bullet caught me on the edge of my eye. Luckily managed to save the kittens though

Also don't try to burn dental floss. It get's a bit meltey and tends to drip. I know! i have two loverly burns on my leg from from doing this little bit of brilliance!

Burn dental floss

DANG!!!! How fast were you flossing???

I wasn't flossing, I was sewing. dental floss works great for thread and is very strong. It's almost as good as waxed silk, but a lot cheaper.

lol, so you were sewing... and all of a sudden it caught fire?

0_o