Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough?

not quite me challenging hop to fisticuffs.


rather: giant battle monsters!!!!

for example, imagine myself and nyc were giant monsters, engaged in a titanic struggle of wits, agility and strength.

if i attacked nyc (using my vastly superior skills of agilty to bewilder him), i would convincingly overcome his 'long prehensile tongue' and beat him down

fancy your chances?

"Hels Bells is a Giant Bee that will turn back into a Human in the morning, breathes Ice Vapour, CANNOT BE STOPPED, cowers from Fire , projects a Purple Forcefield, and has Staring Red Eyes"

Hels Bells vs Coleman.

My Strength: 8.
My Agility: 11
My Intelligence: 12

vs

Cole's strength: 4
Cole's agility: 5
Cole's intelligence: 5

Hels Bells wins!!

Durbin is a Giant Blob that can Phase in and out of Existence and turn Invisible, is Poisonous, was Constructed in a Laboratory, and has a Sharp Beak.

I beat Coleman in strength
But Hels whips me on everything

heh heh - Durbs is a rubbish monster, so I went for honesty...

mo-seph is a Giant Squid that kidnaps Blonde Women, has a Sharp Beak and a Computer for a Brain, and eats Rocks.

(Wow, that's quite true to life. Apart from the Rocks - I'm more a gravel man...)

Strength: 6
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 12

So I guess you overpowered and outmaneuvered me, but then I convinced you that it was all pointless and you should open a second-hand sock shop instead.

Patrick King of the Badgers is a Giant Robot that lives Underwater, can Generate Electricity, is Cold-Blooded, Screeches when Angry, and looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit.
When attacking:-

Strength: 7
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 8

Electricity Attack!
Water Attack!
Noise Attack!

Patrick King of the Badgers wins!

Faberge is a Collosal Ape that is Cold-Blooded, Fell from the Sky, eats Rocks, and looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit.

i didn't even bother after i read that......

Rossco looks like a 200 ft robot velocoraptor with lazor guided chain guns and the ability to control fire and gravity at will. and runs on 2 AA batteries too!

My monster was really weak, but I love what it is!!

"Bobo is a Giant Ant that is trying to Destroy the World, carries a Samurai Sword and a Ray Gun, projects a Purple Forcefield, and rides around in a Metal Tripod."

COME ON!!! An ant with a Samurai Sword and Ray Gun! sweet deal

~ Bobo

hehee. apparently I'm a human sized man-eating plant, amongst other things...

aimz is a Giant Robot that can Change Shape, and has four Extra Limbs.
strength: 7
agility: 5
intelligence: 11 (this is comming from the blonde who has to have a maths tutor

now this is more like it - Aimee is a Giant Blob that can Leap Great Distances, is Easily Confused lol, carries a Ray Gun, and has Very Sharp Fangs.
strength: 11
agility: 2
intelligence: 2

parafinfairy is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that can Fly, and has a mean Left Hook.
When attacking:-

Strength: 5
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 3

Sounds about right!
Using Lexie is a lot better -

Lexie is a Giant Ape that lives in the tunnels of the London Underground, can Generate Electricity, and has a Massively Swollen Skull, Bulletproof Skin and four Extra Limbs.
When attacking:-

Strength: 9
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 8
Electricity Attack!

TaoStar is a Giant Moth that shoots Laser Beams, is Cold-Blooded, has Prehensile Eyes and Huge, Sharp Claws, and eats Trees.

When attacking:-

Strength: 3
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 7

Damn you! you beat me on everything.

MiG is a Collosal Dragon that carries a Flamethrower, controls Human Thought, projects a Purple Forcefield, and has Webbed Feet.

Strength: 9
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 9

Thats a pretty cool monster, too...

VT is a Giant Ant that breathes Ice Vapour, drinks Human Blood, moves at Great Speed, has Webbed Feet, and rides around in a Metal Tripod.


Strength: 6
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 7


Wooo hooo! I got a metal tripod!:p

KingJames is a Giant Mecha-Robot that CANNOT BE STOPPED, can Phase in and out of Existence, Fears Nothing, controls the Weather, and has a Sharp Beak.
vs Strength: 8
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 10

coleman is a Giant Dragon that swats Aeroplanes like Flies, is Extremely Hydrophobic, Freezes Solid when Cold, and has X-Ray Vision and Crablike Pincers.

When attacking:-

Strength: 13
Agility: 13
Intelligence: 14

Cold Attack!
Water Attack!
When defending against KingJames:-

Strength: 2
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 2

(Vulnerable to Cold, Water.)

KingJames wins!

Nuff said

eva is a Collosal Dragon that carries a Flamethrower, controls Human Thought, projects a Purple Forcefield, and has Webbed Feet.

When attacking:-

Strength: 9
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 10

Fire Attack!

eva wins!

Eera is a Giant Dragon that is Cold-Blooded, controls the Weather, drinks Human Blood, spits Jets of Water, and has a Computer for a Brain

When attacking:-

Strength: 7
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 13

Though right now my brain computer is being run by Win95. Probably a product of seeing The Day After Tomorrow. Bad pseudo-science...entering meltdown phase..HMMMMMMMMmmmm......

Either as GLI or GottaLoveIt I'm pretty dumb, I'm either a squid or an ape... both very attractive animals.... I can eat trees too now that is a talent!

Yea KingJames has been annoying all my friends with his strength and magnificance too.

Ok you win.

Pink is a Giant Ape that cowers from Fire, has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze, spits Ice, and eats Trees.

Cold Attack -

Pink wins

Spanner is a Tiny Ape that Glows in the Dark, can Phase in and out of Existence, is Cold-Blooded, fears the Military, and has a Long, Prehensile Tongue.

(All of which is TRUE)

When attacking:-

Strength: 1
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 5

Coleman wins. Must be those crab-like pincers, I'm scared of crabs

(Aren't we all )

TheBovrilMonkey is a Giant Bee that Stomps Around a Lot, dislikes Modern Architecture, is Easily Confused, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, and Freezes Solid when Cold.

Strength: 4
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 6

Coleman wins.

I seem to be a rather rubbish monster.

I've just seen who Simian is, it's very fitting:
Simian is a Giant Ape that breathes Fire, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, and is Blind
Strength: 7
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 5

borismcnorris is a Giant Lizard that is Covered with a Thick Slime, moves at Great Speed, has a mean Left Hook and an Extra Head, and eats Trees.

Strength: 11
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 4

borismcnorris wins!

I might be stupid, but at least I'm a vegetarian!!

pounce is a Giant Robot that emits Ultrasonic Screams, and has a single Horn on its Forehead, an Extra Head, X-Ray Vision and Enormous Tusks.
vs Strength: 8
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 10

When attacking:-

Strength: 11
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 12

pounce wins!!!

Drew looses
Fishspudhead looses
Large cheese wins!!!!