Tangles Galore! (hyperloop\airwrap links)

In hyperloops and airwraps you mean?

Yes, usually both.

very true simain very true

ahh, I meant in battles

My randy badgers have gleaned me quite a bit of both already

By the way, it'd be a good idea to place comments amongst this important discussion thusly:

THE IMPORTANT STUFF IN THIS THREAD IS IN THE FIRST POST ON THE FIRST PAGE thankyouverymuchindeed

cos the way i look at things, i'm on the second page already.

Now back to the matter in hand. Money and sex and their involvment in tangled socks.

absolutely...carry on then

Carry on what? I'd made my point already

i believe you were about to expand on gleaning randy badgers...

*looks expectant*

right,

now the point I was going to make, that is the first thing I will talk about, not the second, which wouldn't be followed up by the third, but would come first, not after the last, which in fact would be the point of utmost importance, being the first and all, would be about gleaning your randy badger.




ahem..



Now, gleaning randy badgers is not an easy thing, however mooost rewarding for those who dare to involve themselves, in the act of gleaning randy badgers..



ahem..


A randy badger is not an easy thing to glean, nay the randy badger, being randy, will most likely go find something else to be randy with, especially whilst you are trying to spin your socks for it. This involves much speculation...



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This, however, would be where one might 'tangle' their socks to glean the randy badger...No no no..You cannot rush into gleaning your randy badger, especially if you want him/her to call you again the next day, being randy and all, etc..One must prepare the randy badger for gleaning by perhaps moving around a bit, you know, perhaps with a little shuffle, then moving on up to a complete 'butt wiggle'. It is at this point where you might begin to notice you have sparked interest in your randy prey, even to the point of shaking the little bugger off your leg. But don't tangle yet. Hold off...It is at this point where one would begin to spin their dirty old socks very fast, creating such a toxic wind that the badger is awestruck, or perhaps intoxicated. No no, no tangles...yet...

While you have the badger in such an intoxicated state, take a moment to get to know your prey a little longer. Ask it him/her what he/she likes best on toast, and if he/she likes tail up or down..Now is your time..Carefully take your dirty socks and quickly but efficiently tangle your socks right by the badgers head, squeezing the last of your intoxicating brew right into their nose(did I mention the socks should be very dirty?), dealing your prey it's last knockout blow..Voila..you have gleaned your badger..Now after you have dragged your badger home, your will light a few candles, put on a few...


Hmm, perhaps I should leave that one up to you?

not saying I don't enjoy a battle.. but that's all these kids have in their heads.. and it makes me want to just knock them upside the head with my poi... and make a good show of it too, so that I it bounces off their head like a perfect head wrap, and doesn't interrupt my flow one bit...

but alas.. I refrain.. let themhave their 60 seconds of nonsense.. and then show them why they should talk to people BEFORE they get whipped in battle.. hehe..

anyway.. I was just posting why I am prejiduce (sp?) against glowstringers.. not all of them though.. toxic, you and some other kids I met are cool..finding kids like you out there is like a diamond in the rough though..

i'd like to thank musashii for the most useful and informative post i have ever read on HoP.

i take my hat off to you, sir. Your knowledge in the gleaning of randy badgers is surely unsurpassed. Such selfless sharing of information that it must have taken some years of effort for you to gather truly bring a tears of joy to this monkey's eyes

about Battling:
i haven't really experienced it in the uk community, though of course i've come across competitiveness, both in others and in myself (i usually feel ashamed about it when i notice it in myself).
Having a competitive attitude isn't a bad thing automatically, but forcing your competitive feelings onto others is antisocial.
It also assumes an objective scale of GOOD > BAD that simply doesn't exist (but you try telling that to Olympic judges )
But the most deadly sin of all...
(and i confess that i have done it)
...is to assume you are "better" at spinning than someone before even seeing them spin.
That really is the ultimate arrogance, and deserves multiple adjacent spanking:

"And after the spankings comes the (edited for the younger people)"
"well I guess I could stay a bit longer"

*bump* Couldn't resist, these links are good, thanks dude, but i think the thread could be a little more informative eg less gleeming and more polishin. Well atleast theres no arguing.

N e ways ... there are so many new tekniques, and variations that it will be along time before most basic grounds are covered with loops and airwraps, but im prett happy that alot of people who (afew yrs ago) never cared for em, find somethin new in it. Obviously, loops arn't the beginning and end all of tech moves, but they can be a lot a fun.

Oh OH yea... i just got my b-fly airwraps to tangle @ eye lvl, instead of waist lvl... some interesting variations in it. What do ya think?

forwards or backwards?

I was thinking this about butterfly airwraps, they should go in 4 ways, top and bottom, in to out and out to in. The 'natural' way for me is forwards bottom in to out and the opposite for backwards.

another wird thing is spilt time i seem to get a half airwrap, it tangles at oneside and untangles on the other, without ever comming inside.....

T

GO AWAY! naughty jedi bad jedi

If you want to discuss how to do tangles then GO TO ONE OF THE LINKS

this thread is for USELESS SILLY CHAT

*mods prick up their ears and close in to move the thread...*

which then serves to bump the useful links in the first post

*mods wander away grumbling, scent of blood still ringing in their noses ()*

If I may just pick up from where Mushashooatii left off, I am going to pass down some advise I received from my own father, not someone else´s.

The easiest way to tell if your badger is randy enough is often just to simply look at it.

Try rating these badgers out of 10 for their Randiness.



Try this one. A little harder this time..




and the next...



and the final one...



The test is over. Please pass all fluids in the bins provided and sit in eternal harmonic space while we go round and collect termites.

ok,

today i made butterfly airwrap outside (wall) took to inside, then outside on the otherside, then inside to unwrap (2 beats)

sorry, what was that simian?

T

Actually UCOF, I was always top of the class in BR (Badger Rating)at school. Heres my answer sheet.....

1) 7/10 - he is fairly fluffy though!
2) 2/10 - more of a glamour model than randi pornbadge.
3) 4/10 - pretty scary lookin bunch though.
4) 10/10 - MOST EXCELLENT BADGER HUMPING!


......howd i do?

Tommy Nixford!
If you haven't got anything insensible to say then don't say it



Sp!nna, your badger randiness ratings were good...

but not quite right. i'm afraid they were all trick badger questions of different types.

1) The Badger Randiness Quotient (BRQ) = 9.9889 / 10

This badger has been given an injection of Metahornibadga, a banned substance that causes badgers to become so randy that they become unstable and may suffer from SMED (sudden messy explosion disorder).

You can tell this by a number of clues.
1. The finished pint glass next to him. Metahornibadga is generally given to badgers in a solution of Cider and Blackcurrant, in order to cover the taste.
2. The fluffing of fur, showing the early signs of an impending SMED event.
3. This badger has been so chronically overdosed that it is attempting to mate with a bag of chips. This is not ordinary badger behaviour. They are usually shy and retiring nocturnal mammals.

2) BRQ = N\A

That is not a badger. Note the cheek markings and prominent ears. It is an unidentified plains mammal, that appears to be of asian descent.

3) BRQ = 9 / 10

What we have here is the early stage of a badger orgy or gangbadg. As usual in such situations, the badgers wear Soft Toy disguises to protect their identities. As i explained previously, badgers are in general shy and retiring. However, when their identities are protected by plush synthetic fluff, they suddenly let loose all their hidden desires and fantasies. Gangbadgs can last anywhere inbetween forty minutes to seven years.

4) BRQ = 0/10

What we have here is not a picture of badgers mating, but of an elder brother badger carrying his tired little sister back from a day out at the badger-races. Note the streamlined badgerhair of the sister. She is a Speed Badger, groomed for racing. She can outrun a cheetah over relatively short distances, though she lacks stamina, as we see here. Through careful study of the Elder Brother Badgers face, we can just make ouut that he is whistling the tune to "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" by Bob Russell and Bobby Scott. This is an idyllic and touching scene of badger love, but no randiness is involved. (unless you ask that nasty little pervert freud)

Further Info

Simian...

Who is giving the lesson here?

me or you?

Please Sir! Can I be excused? I've got... erm... orthodentist?!

*quickley uses ninja oregano skills to make paper aeroplane and sends it hurtling to the front of the BR lab*