Tangles Galore! (hyperloop\airwrap links)

The thing is.... can the Pope do hyperloops?

I reckon he can..

but lets get back to the up to the minute battlefirled reports from the badger vs the people with sporks.

We cross over now live to our reported in the field, Skulduggery. What have you got for us?

*puts finger in ear and pretends to wiggle ear piece to hear better*
Hello Jon

Well right now all I have left for you are some peanut butter rye bread sandwiches, Cheese and pickle rolls, some assorted cup cakes and a large pot of Chia tea all spread out on a red and green picnic blanket. So far no Badgers have been seen but the spork people ate all the trifle.

Back to you in the studio Jon.

Tell her I need a fluffer underneath my desk at all times when Im reading the....

*realises people are listening to him again*

Thanks for that report Skulduggery.

What has anoyone else got to contribute?

there is a very good reason for this post

but i'm not telling anyone what it is

you'll have to work it out for yourselves...

Is it to keep the fence up?

Posts are indeed useful.

Hyper Loop products

To fill up space?

To make me lie awake all night not knowing why it is there?

Bump!

dopey and the 7 dwarves are all in church when dopey pipes up "sorry but i've just got to know mr preist are there any 3 foot nuns".

"i don't know" replies the preist "maybe you should go and ask the bishop"

a week later dopey's dragged all the other dwarves along to see the bishop,
"excuse me mr bishop but i've just got to know are there any 3 foot nuns"

"i don't know" says the bishop "maybe you should go and ask a cardinal"

a wekk later dopeys dragged the rest along to find the cardinal" excuse me mr cardinal but are there any 3 foot nuns"

"not that i know of" says the cardinal, "maybe you should go and ask the pope"

so off they all go to the vatican to see the pope.
they get in to see him and dopey says
"excuse me mr pope sir but i just have to know are there any 3 foot nuns."

and the pope replied "no dopey there are deffinitely no 3 foot nuns"

"oh [censored] " says dopey as all the rest of the dwarves start to sing

dopey fu**ed a penguin
dopey fu**ed a penguin
dopey fu**ed a penguin

One dry potato, no lie, not even bread, jam, when the light above my head went BAM!

*bump*

Hyperloop the mind

On a Tuesday?
You'll be lucky

*blump*

sorry, that was meant to be a bump, but my mouth was full of banana

*cough... bump... cough*

huh?

What are all these bumps for?

If you dont have something useful to say, then say it here.

You know, maybe this thread should be pinned to the top of this forum....

I reckon it should be pinned to the top of the entire website.

i think it should be pinned for a three count, but then bear a grudge against the winner and attack him with a chair.

Does anybody want to come on holiday to a desert island with Sue, Ian, a large novelty chip and I?



It shall be fun there.