Tangles Galore! (hyperloop\airwrap links)

Can I just say a qucik thank you to whoever sent me a link to this .

I have my suspicions who it was.

So it looks as if war is upon us.

REMEMBER: NO SPORKS!

It doesnt state when the war shall start though...
Which is worrying..
It coudl start at any time...

should I tell them i dont know where the Grassy Knoll is?

hmm, you know badgers..probrably when they feel like getting around to it, or have sufficient peanut butter supply routes secured. Doh! letting out the war sekrits again Now you know their weakness. Good thing they're all underground routes..Doh!

Pope raises spork in defiance


In an unusual act of defiance, today the pope brought forth his spork to bring a confusing and longwinded message to the masses.

"I LIKE SPORKS! I can eat three plates of mashed potatos with this baby, just look at the size offit . "...

...**three hours of spork admonishment omitted for times sake**...

"Bring on the grassy knoll, I've got 3 buckets of Tide(with bleach), you dirty badgers!!".

The speech ended with a special 3 round battle from the Holy Breakers. Sources close to the pope were unavailable for comment.

Wow.

Now im in league with the pope, it means I have God on my side so I can never lose!

Just look at the crusades!

sporks!! can i join the crusades?? I am an expert spork wielder and although i have no particular grudge against badgers, i am prepared to fight for what i believe must be the right, spork-wielding side....!

QUICKLY!

THEY are UPON us.

They have already stolen Monkey's Keyboard!

First my sister, then Monkey's keyboard.

*notices the nod to kenshin, hai!!*

And we have the first of many images from the front lines, it seems a rather bad day for the badgers..


I'm afraid poor wally here got hit with a rather large AGS(air to ground spork for those less technically minded).


Fred here just ate too much peanut butter, greedy little chubby fellow.

More at 11

*Update from UFOB High Command*

For his courage in the face of impending sporks, Wally the Badger has been posthumously awarded the Silver Order of the Badger



He was a damn fine woodland mammal

Are the monkies siding with the badgers?



and has anyone noticed the word Administrator?

Admin is trator!

Their secret is out!

In other news the British Government is denouncing the current military action as totally illegal under section 1(1) of the Protection of Badgers Act 1992 (c51)

I see no mention of Sporks.

Did you read section 2-(1b)?

Written by: Her Majesty's Govt

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2.—(1) A person is guilty of an offence if—
...
(b) he uses any badger tongs in the course of killing or taking, or attempting to kill or take, a badger;
...

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There you have it.

what are BADGER TONGS???

Tongs for grabbing badgers and pulling them out of their setts

The Attorney General is citing Clause 52 of this recently declassified dossier as PROOF that the violent use of sporks on badgers is indistinguishable with the use of purpose-made badger tongs.

AHA!!

wait..that doesn't prove anything..

Are you trying to say that the badgers have Weapons of Moss Destruction????



Save the moss!!


No, no, not that one..she just needs some peanut butter


Moss is good!!

Is that a homeless (or homed) man (or woman) in the forest (or wood) all hunched (or crouched) up under a green blanket (or cloak)?

or is it just a rock?

I dont think its a rock as a rock looks like this:

Going soon, a GENUINE unique badger sculpture!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=554&item=3750101855

Currently bidding at only 1p!

God knows why my mate has it for sale though!

Not safe for kids?

What small parts does a badger have?

Concealed sporks?