The official "i'm not drunk thread"

I'm not drunk and I haven't been in far too long.

I wish I were drunk... but I lack interestin enough company... and drink

Me too!

Drinking makes everybody else seem like a better person to me....

I'm not a drunk lightweight, it's just pure coincidence that I can't explain the Seven Bridges of Koenigsberg problem after three shots of rum...

Or apparently spell 'Konigsberg' properly

"Koenigsberg" is an accepted orthography where "ö" is unavailable or, as the case may be, inconvenient.

Tis true. When an "umlauted" letter may not be available or less convenient, a letter such as ö=oe, and is always at all times acceptable, though it is easier to read it with the umlaut.

Debatable, especially in the instance of a proper noun.

I'm sober and I don't have the faintest idea of what you're talking about, so you're beating me!

Rougie---><---Refuge

i love it that the one on the left has a smile on its face

and I'm not drunk. should be... but I;m not...

I coaching meetings.

Spinning at a party tonight actually.
But don't worry, no fire is involved.

Im gona have a spin in the back garden later, i have 3 bottles of westons and uggly betty to keep me entatained untill it gets dark. : )

*wanders in, cracks open a beer*

follows FRD, drops drugged popcorn in hisbeer

Humm drug coated popcorn, ill have the top quaility base coated popcorn please.

Shouldnt be long before the shrooms are out. Mabey you could dice um fresh add honey and toffe popcorn and ude be trippin your titties of b4 u know it. : )

*Hands psykosis a mushroom coated bag of popcorn*

Wait... I have titties...?

Dudes... I got so drunk on saturday night that I've lost my voice. Sucks balls.

*wonders if there is any base lost in and dowwn between the 'titties'*



I have a Tounge!!

messy night. Our pool is filled with furniture, our oven door was found in the pond. There are condoms in my bed and out toilet is covered in foam. and Nerf darts are everywhere.

Better clean it up before I sober up.

Any chance of an invite to your next party??

we followed up with a clean up party. Shoulda come. probably made it worse hey. There are about 3 cases of empties floating in the pool now. I found the remotes in the aircon ducts but.

Singe marks on the carpet from where I think I was twirling. The fire blanket is open and the estinguisher is empty. so either I set fire to or they were part of the nerf war. either way epic night.

cant wait for the photos to start being uploaded onto facebook.

Happy birthday Lachie.

Guess after my last post I am.

Then why are you posting here? This is for if you are not drunk.

Im not now

I'm not drunk... Damn...

Im not drunk....still from last nighht.
Not me, the one in a lecture.

Lost my bike last night.