The official "i'm not drunk thread"

awww *hugs teh rougie*

I was drunk. but i'm sobering up now. tis 6am, and almost time for beddy byes.

Night peeps (hug)

yaaaaaaaaaaay intoxication; i was drunk earlier (sobering up now, i think it had something to do w/sleep deprivation), but HoP wouldn't load

YAY!!! Finally i've waitined for so long since this thread was started to be totally ****faced and now I finally am. Thank god for cousins gettign married. I also have an official invite over to new zealand as my cousin is emigrating over there in a few months. Go me

Me toooo

I am sober and awake at 10:15 a.m. for the first time in weeks. (I am frequently sober at this time, but hardly ever awake, and only awake today because of the headache, but nonetheless, I'm excited to be able to post.)

im not drunk, i am however ginger

What's the difference?

FRD, making fun of the ****faced is just not chivalrous. They're unarmed, and when they can't respond it's not funny.

What?

He did good for a drunk!

I sure as hell cant type that well when I'm lashed... Maybe I just haven't practiced enough?

Hey, I'm juss funnin' with ya!

And sure, practice makes perfect. That's why I type pretty well in my cups. It's the content I worry about.

I don't think you should be encouraging minors to drink... or TUI

ummm, you're probably right. Good thing you have sense enough to ignore idiots like me. And if you don't develop any drunken typing skills, you're much less likely to TUI. Not worth the effort to make a fool of yourself. (And, plus, see how unpleasant being drunk is? It's difficult to chatter on hop, you send silly text msgs, you shouldn't fire poi or do other fun things, you end up with a headache...it's awful...never do it....now I've got to go have a drink....just kidding.)

I'm always drunk *hic*
Taking it easy
Trippie

not been drunk in a week god knows why hampshire won the cricket today i should be hammered by now

im not drunk. i mean, i named this thread for "not being drunk" after all!

...and whoever knew that after drinking like a %$£"ing fish in romania and then hitting the euro would mean i now get drunk half as easy???

PS: now in the UK with 11 o'clock last drinks laws.

i drink every now an..hey are you looking at me *pointing at his own reflection* dont intterupt me when im speaking.

*THUD!*

ZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZ.....

Me? Drunk? Surely not, it's the several pints and two gins and tonicses who were drunk tonight.

So. Twenty-eight years and three days and I still haven't been torn to shreds by evil mutant zombie lemurs. i think that's pretty good going dontchoo?

Things I have learned along the way:
1) No matter how much it feels right, if it's not conciously directed there's no guarentee that you're at all on the right track.
2) If they're nice they're probably elbow deep in a long-term relationship.
3) Never enter into a land war in Asia.
4) There'll always be someone who spins prittier than you.
5) Existence is totally arbitrary. That's what makes it precious.

Tea? Why yes that would be lovely, thank you very much.

Just back from the pub with the lads.

I'm not drunk, but I certainly am tipsy

Joy!

-edit- I swear contact staff becomes easier after a drink or two...

sober as a judge *clink clink*

actually, i havent been drunk since before i turned 18 (legal drinking age in Aust), would kind of be a funny time to stop drinking........

im nopt drunk I'm hamerd. board noe,. sew u tall tomorw

Tipsy again.

No staff to practice with to prove my theory.

Later I will be drinking some more.

Vodka! Woooooooooo!

ahhh vodkakakakaka not drunk at all got no money till wednesday

Weeeee!

Vodkakakakaka taken. I'm possibly a little drunk.

This evenings drinknig can be summed up in my gallery.

We all took of our shirts and wore ties.

Why? Seemed like a good idea...

Wahay, !!

Hmm, I have a bottle of wine that wants some friends and my boy just went to bed so i can't say anything retarded to him....

2nd verse....same as the last (post)

Hey, I've finally joined you guys... not *caught up* as such, but...

Catching uyp would require you to remove your shirt and take a picture

Not forgetting the tie of course