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#274486 - 12/08/05 09:40 PM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" ** [Re: _Aimée_]
Mynci Offline
Macaque of all trades

Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
I rarely drink and may get drunk a couple of times a year...mainly because i am normally designated driver and take that seriously....
I still manage to have fun though








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#274487 - 12/08/05 09:45 PM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Mynci]
_Aimée_ Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 02/01/04
Loc: Hastings
mmm strongbow

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#274488 - 12/08/05 11:58 PM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: _Aimée_]
MiG Offline
Self-Flagellation Expert

Registered: 16/04/04
Loc: Bogged at CG
Written by: ravehead

agrees with aimee..........aussy beer= they cant make the damd stuff!!!!!

xxxx is rats pish



that'd be because Fourex/XXXX isn't beer.

Try coopers instead. Not VB (worse than XXXX)
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#274489 - 13/08/05 12:08 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: MiG]
yoni Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 04/06/05
Loc: Bideford and Bath
oooh this sounds like the thread for me
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#274490 - 13/08/05 12:15 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: yoni]
Fine_Rabid_Dog Offline
Internet Hate Machine

Registered: 26/05/04
Loc: They seek him here, they seek ...


Thou shalt not diss Castlemain.... its loverly

Im not drunk.... Muslims dont drink, and alchol here is freakin expensive
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#274491 - 13/08/05 12:48 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Fine_Rabid_Dog]
Pigeon_Wigeon Offline
Say what?

Registered: 24/12/04
Loc: Surrey/Portsmouth
AND you underage Aren't you mr FRD!! I'm still not drunk.. though after my morning of looking after small kids.. I'm willing to be...

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#274492 - 13/08/05 12:52 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Pigeon_Wigeon]
_Aimée_ Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 02/01/04
Loc: Hastings
pssssh, just flash your bank card in the bouncers general direction. I'm 18..honest

i had Castlemain down my clevage last night. I didn't like it much.

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#274493 - 13/08/05 01:22 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: _Aimée_]
Mynci Offline
Macaque of all trades

Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
what your cleveage or the beer...
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#274494 - 13/08/05 03:48 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Mynci]
Helz Bellz Offline
lovin' it...

Registered: 21/08/02
Loc: Bristol!
not drunk.....yet.

But there's a bottle of vodka at home.....

Here's to the weekend.

Cheers!
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#274495 - 13/08/05 04:55 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Helz Bellz]
Lemonkey Offline
Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...

Registered: 01/08/05
Loc: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
I'm not drunk.
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#274496 - 13/08/05 04:58 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Pigeon_Wigeon]
Fine_Rabid_Dog Offline
Internet Hate Machine

Registered: 26/05/04
Loc: They seek him here, they seek ...
Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon


AND you underage Aren't you mr FRD!!




Didnt stop you taking me to the pub, did it?

Or did you just want me drunk to have your wicked way with me?

I believe someone was telling me they went to the pub underage, who could that have been, hmmmmm?
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#274497 - 13/08/05 04:59 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Lemonkey]
[noodles] Offline
*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*

Registered: 31/07/05
Loc: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
I'm not drunk, but there's only 15 minutes till the weekend begins
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#274498 - 13/08/05 05:16 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: [noodles]]
Warchild Offline
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie

Registered: 21/01/04
Loc: Sunny Devon, UK
Drunk = hedge jumping = 6ft drop the other side i didn't see = hospital = 3 stitches in head = more then a hangover the next day = damn good ending to 2 week bender!!

I am now sober and reality sucks!!

I wanna fall off the wagon..........
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#274499 - 13/08/05 05:24 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Warchild]
Arty Farty Offline
I wear yellow on monday

Registered: 05/07/05
Loc: Farnham Ahoy
im out tonight for the first time in an age!!!
CANT WAIT!!!

Ive dicsovered the beauty of having a double Baileys before i start the 'razz'. It makes you look like your there for the scene and taste of the beverage rather than cramming as much down the gullet as possible. Then when everyones wasted they dont care what your drinking anyway, so you can join in on the 'im getting off my face tonight' bandwagon!!

Oh booze, how i love you!!
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#274500 - 13/08/05 10:33 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Pigeon_Wigeon]
_VT_ Offline
Promotionaly Challenged

Registered: 15/07/03
Loc: el paso, tx
I't's 5:17 P.M. on a friday and i'm feckin nackered! No spinning here,but i am trying to get up on my diabolo though.
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#274501 - 13/08/05 10:51 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: _VT_]
[noodles] Offline
*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*

Registered: 31/07/05
Loc: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Well.. I'm still not drunk
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Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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#274502 - 13/08/05 12:55 PM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Fine_Rabid_Dog]
Pigeon_Wigeon Offline
Say what?

Registered: 24/12/04
Loc: Surrey/Portsmouth
Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog


Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon


AND you underage Aren't you mr FRD!!




Didnt stop you taking me to the pub, did it?

Or did you just want me drunk to have your wicked way with me?

I believe someone was telling me they went to the pub underage, who could that have been, hmmmmm?




Shhhhhhhh.. And yes it was so i could have my wicked way with you
Well...I've been drinkin.. not drunk though

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#274503 - 14/08/05 04:10 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Pigeon_Wigeon]
Noddy Offline
Toe Poking Bad Boy

Registered: 25/07/04
Loc: Lake District UK
it the weekend that my excuse
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#274504 - 20/08/05 07:25 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Noddy]
Fine_Rabid_Dog Offline
Internet Hate Machine

Registered: 26/05/04
Loc: They seek him here, they seek ...
I'm not drunk...

Lousy parents
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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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#274505 - 20/08/05 07:55 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Fine_Rabid_Dog]
Arty Farty Offline
I wear yellow on monday

Registered: 05/07/05
Loc: Farnham Ahoy
Im drunk.

Sod PLAY, sod being infront of my computer on a friday night!! Sod.....it!!!!!!!!
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#274506 - 20/08/05 07:59 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Arty Farty]
Fine_Rabid_Dog Offline
Internet Hate Machine

Registered: 26/05/04
Loc: They seek him here, they seek ...
Sod it...

An excellent philoshophy...

Ill drink to that
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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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#274507 - 20/08/05 08:14 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Fine_Rabid_Dog]
Arty Farty Offline
I wear yellow on monday

Registered: 05/07/05
Loc: Farnham Ahoy
let me join you

' Chin, Chin'
What are you drinking?
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#274508 - 20/08/05 04:09 PM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Arty Farty]
_VT_ Offline
Promotionaly Challenged

Registered: 15/07/03
Loc: el paso, tx
Who..Me?..Drunk? I can't be. Why you say? Because there is no way i would be debateing religion sober!
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Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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#274509 - 20/08/05 08:52 PM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Arty Farty]
TinklePants Offline
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator

Registered: 03/07/05
Loc: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
went spining yesterday at the park. kept hitting myself. wasn't drunk- just outta practice lol (stupid poi!)
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#274510 - 20/08/05 08:53 PM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: TinklePants]
Noddy Offline
Toe Poking Bad Boy

Registered: 25/07/04
Loc: Lake District UK
im in training
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#274511 - 20/08/05 08:54 PM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: TinklePants]
roarfire Offline
comfortably numb

Registered: 08/07/04
Loc: The countryside
Haha I was drunk last night and in my state I somehow accquired the number of the boy I fancy from a friend of his...and sent him a text message. How embarrassing. He replied today. Haha I'm an idiot sometimes. We hardly talk and here I go sending him a drunken message.

Next time I get drunk I'm not taking my phone!
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#274512 - 21/08/05 02:44 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: roarfire]
ezz Offline
moo..

Registered: 19/10/04
Loc: melbourne, australia
erin and bonnie aren't drunk. gheheheh bomba are coooooooool
and the people rhys is talking to want to start a fight with me and i dont even know them eek freaks jeeeez!!!!!!! i burnt my arm before ooooooooopsyuuuuumm caramellooooooo
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#274513 - 21/08/05 03:32 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: ezz]
Noddy Offline
Toe Poking Bad Boy

Registered: 25/07/04
Loc: Lake District UK
*sobers up for celbrations*
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Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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#274514 - 21/08/05 06:47 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: Noddy]
the_poier Offline
the 1337 poier

Registered: 07/07/05
Loc: england
take me drunk im home
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ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it R.I.P. gayfest

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#274515 - 21/08/05 08:32 AM Re: The official "i'm not drunk thread" [Re: the_poier]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
i was drunk last night in san sebastian.

and yes, 1337's signature is right. i am stupid. I've had one of those hangovers that isnt really a hangover and is just feeling dry and crappy all day.
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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