Singles!!!

Aye I'm still in here, but I'm actually pretty happy about it right now. My housemate moved out last month which has added up to me spending a lot of time on my own and I think the space is doing me good.

Plus its fun hanging out in here - theres loads of comfy seats, ice cream in the freezer and cool single people everywhere!

What? When did I become cool?

(thanks WWFFJr)

Sound off all the cool singles!

we're all still single, or at least i hope so or i won't have anybody to talk to!!

news? i sucked it up and upgraded to some LED poi, actually found a wicked deal on ebay for em and i can't wait for them to get here! who needs a boyfriend when you've got poi, right? i mean, they're still a set of balls...

O_O

i could take that in so many bad directions...i'm going to stop...right now.

Excelsior!
GT

*staring at the floor, leaves thread to give LynxLynx a little kiss on the cheek*

Hey wow! This old place! I haven't been here in ages, nice to see that there are still a lot of the same familiar faces,
Whats been happening? Do I need to start cooking pancakes again for a feast and gossip catch up?

I'll have mine with lemon and sugar please

Could I have mine with mixed fruit and Nutella please?

People keep leaving. I'm going to bake some cake

I'm not going anywhere fast..

I think I may try make some biscuitty things... Or mince pies.. Hm.

Mince Pies!

Yum!

Can I have a cup of chocolatey horlicks too please?

*Strolls in through the french doors*

Evenin' all. Good to be back. Hows things?

*stands in the kitchen on stilts flipping pancakes*
Right! Someone hand out the plates the first 6 are ready - teehee! can you catch?!

Just about, tired from work. But Im managing. *puts on Safety Spec*
Go!

Did you ever leave?

Why are you in the singles thread... nice chap like yourself?

I'm sure there's tons of pretty guys out there waiting to throw themselves at you

Well, point me in the right direction and I will smarten myself out. Until then.....Pass the Port.

*Walks passed door and does a double take*
Hey! People like me!
*runs away and comes back with bean bag and rum for all*
Hi everyone! I too am single.
Maple pancake please.

Panckakes and rum! What a great way to spend a day

And Port!

There's nothing quite as mellow as getting drunk on port.

It Marvellous!

*sits down with a stack of pancakes*
mmmm what a lovely afternoon

Not here it isnt...

Really? Its nice this side of the pennines, if cold...