Aimée
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As I lay in bed last night reading a book there is lots of rustling outside. I look outside, and the rubbish bag and it contents are in a biiig pile on the patio. Rustling through said rubbish is a badger!
A baby badger sat on the steps to the garden and watched the big badger.
The big badger looked as if he mightyly enjoyed munching through our leftover chinese. (he was even clever enough to prize the lid open of the chinese food tub thing!).
They stayed for about an hour. Big badger munching, little badger watching.
I want them to visit again  But make less mess...
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10/08/05 10:58 PM
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Look!
It says Badger!
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Aryth
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10/08/05 11:01 PM
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Thats so cool, didn't know they were that ballsy, i want a badger!!!!!
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10/08/05 11:04 PM
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badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!!!
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Aimée
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10/08/05 11:05 PM
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They're Bexhill badgers innit, so they must be well 'ard
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UsedCarOnlyFord
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10/08/05 11:09 PM
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Wasnt that Robbie's dog?
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10/08/05 11:20 PM
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aww... they're cute!
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11/08/05 12:05 AM
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When I saw the thread title I thought someone must've made yet another badger song, this time putting in elements of the Python crew's stuff.
Badgers in your dustbins is something very worth bragging about, congrats Aimee.
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Aimée
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11/08/05 12:08 AM
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i should make a song about my badger visitors.
oo! ooo! names! they need names!
big badger and little badger just dosn't quite fit it atm..
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11/08/05 12:26 AM
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Fossic and Jack I say.
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11/08/05 12:27 AM
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Ducky and Brian.
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Aimée
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11/08/05 12:32 AM
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what do badgers eat? I wan't to put some badger friendly food out for them..
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11/08/05 12:34 AM
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well obviously they eat Chinese.
and on a differnt note.. I prefer Lenor. 
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Aimée
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11/08/05 12:35 AM
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yes but it's not badger friendly silly.
I don't want to give them an upset tummy.
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11/08/05 12:38 AM
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Badgers mostly eat worms i think.
If you put bread, rasins and milk in a bowl, apparently, they love it.
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11/08/05 12:41 AM
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But watch out for Pictcies if you try that.
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Aimée
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11/08/05 12:41 AM
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pic what?
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Aryth
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11/08/05 02:30 AM
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don't they like cat food........? or is that hedgehogs???
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Aimée
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11/08/05 02:37 AM
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Hungry badgers in your garden.
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11/08/05 03:02 AM
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Well at least your not trying to feed them mash potato...
(See, I posted something instead of just reading :P *returns to box*)
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Arty Farty
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11/08/05 03:09 AM
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WOW, Badgers.
I often see one on my drunken staggers from the pub to my house. They run funny!!
I think Cirrill and Sebastian are marvellous names for badgers. My cooker at home is called Gregory, hes horrid!!
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11/08/05 06:44 AM
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Can badgers swim? I might hae to test it...
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11/08/05 06:47 AM
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They are cute picture, i wonder if 'Big Badger' was teaching 'Little Badger' how to open chinese tubs...
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Y.T.
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11/08/05 07:44 AM
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watch out though, badgers can be EVIL! (especially the ones with babies..)
they have badger baiting where they fight them against dogs and generally the badgers to pretty well. there was also an article int he paper a couple of years ago when i badger was trying to break it;s way into someones house by repeatedly ramming into their back door, they had to call the police! i just think they must have had fresh chinese and not needed to open the tubs...
but maybe i'm just jealous cuzi have no badger friends  ,
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Arty Farty
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11/08/05 07:57 AM
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badger baiting is sick and wrong. They break the badgers front legs so it cant put a decent fight against any number of dogs.
The sick people that live in this world, really?
My whole street puts food out for the badgers that live in the woods behind us. If you sit out at night they come really close. Badgers make the funniest noises.
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