0ni
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Member #71984
Reged: 03/05/08
Loc: Connecticut
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it gets there......but it's in an envelope filled with anthrax!
i wish i could build a bridge across the atlantic ocean
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DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here
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Doc Lightning
HOP Mad Doctor
Member #298
Reged: 28/05/01
Loc: NYC (San Francisco July '08)
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15/05/08 08:03 AM
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You do, but nobody wants to drive 4,000 miles on a two-lane bridge with no services.
I wish I could figure out where my friend is...
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-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"If I do go to heaven when I die, I'll look around and say 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco!'" -Herb Caen
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Poje
The Elusive Bearded Fire Moose
Member #52380
Reged: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
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15/05/08 09:22 AM
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you find out that he is right behind you.......because a nuclear blast fused you two together.
I wish i had razor blades for finger tips.
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Owned by Mynci!
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Doc Lightning
HOP Mad Doctor
Member #298
Reged: 28/05/01
Loc: NYC (San Francisco July '08)
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15/05/08 10:45 AM
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You do. Makes certain "guy" activities a bit painful, though.
I wish it wasn't getting chilly out.
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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"If I do go to heaven when I die, I'll look around and say 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco!'" -Herb Caen
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DarkFyre
HoP Mage and keeper of fireballs
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Reged: 04/11/05
Loc: Palmerston North
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15/05/08 11:01 PM
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It's not getting chilly out coz a huge fire is sweeping thru your neighbourhood.
I wish i had an Oz, that would be an imperial mesurement of weight and not an Australian or a somewhat suspect wizard that hides behind curtains waiting for young girls.
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Doc Lightning
HOP Mad Doctor
Member #298
Reged: 28/05/01
Loc: NYC (San Francisco July '08)
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16/05/08 02:22 AM
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You have one oz. of cocaine. And there's a cop right behind you.
I wish I hadn't eaten that cheddar cheese, onion, lettuce, and tomato sammich last night.
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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"If I do go to heaven when I die, I'll look around and say 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco!'" -Herb Caen
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0ni
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Member #71984
Reged: 03/05/08
Loc: Connecticut
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16/05/08 02:47 AM
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you ate a SPAM sandwich (some parts are meat!) and had a violent allergic reaction to the death that they forget to mention is inside the can.
i wish level 70 could come faster >.<
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fire.chef
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Member #67553
Reged: 15/02/08
Loc: Southport, lancashire
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16/05/08 02:50 AM
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but then before you know it, it will be the end
i wish taht my dog would stop humping peoples legs
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Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers
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0ni
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Member #71984
Reged: 03/05/08
Loc: Connecticut
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16/05/08 02:54 AM
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your dog starts humping squirrels and gives rise to a new breed of squogs
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if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here
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Poje
The Elusive Bearded Fire Moose
Member #52380
Reged: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
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16/05/08 04:01 AM
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You dissapear into a puff of nothingness.
I wish i had a Sausage McMuffin with egg
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Owned by Mynci!
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BurdaA
Sacrebleu
Member #56261
Reged: 20/07/07
Loc: At the quiet limit
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16/05/08 04:11 AM
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You do, and the camels back is finally broken. You suffer a McHeart attack.
I wish high street food could be fast and tasty
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Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©
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flyingpenguinni
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Member #70646
Reged: 08/04/08
Loc: Oxford
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16/05/08 08:44 AM
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sorry It got lost in the post. No way of traking it because it was going second class and that day the post man were on strike and trough all the letters to the nearest river.
I wish i could go on a strike as a bookseller as well.
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I had to beat him to death with his own shoes... but that's another story all together.
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flyingpenguinni
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Member #70646
Reged: 08/04/08
Loc: Oxford
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16/05/08 08:54 AM
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ups! mistake wrong answer (it was good though)
food in the high street gets so tasty that you have to queue all your lunch time to get some and by the time you get to order you have to go back to work.
and now again my wish. I wish i could go on a strike as a bookseller.
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I had to beat him to death with his own shoes... but that's another story all together.
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Poje
The Elusive Bearded Fire Moose
Member #52380
Reged: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
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16/05/08 09:25 AM
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you begin a hunger/silence strike. But no one knows why you are striking and quickly lose interest in you. You eventually die of starvation.
I wish i had a business card.
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Owned by Mynci!
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Doc Lightning
HOP Mad Doctor
Member #298
Reged: 28/05/01
Loc: NYC (San Francisco July '08)
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16/05/08 10:17 AM
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You do. Tragically, it's lodged in your throat.
I wish my daily commute was less of a pain in the a$$
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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"If I do go to heaven when I die, I'll look around and say 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco!'" -Herb Caen
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CaffeinatedKatie
cool, calm, collected, and combustible.
Member #16512
Reged: 29/01/05
Loc: Salem, OR, USA
876165
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16/05/08 01:50 PM
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Granted! Your daily commute consists of going to your neighbor's house to do some job I haven't thought of yet. The point is, your neighbor gives you a different kind of pain in the...
 was that too far?
I wish to not get sunburned this weekend, this first sunny hot Oregon weekend...
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Doc Lightning
HOP Mad Doctor
Member #298
Reged: 28/05/01
Loc: NYC (San Francisco July '08)
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16/05/08 02:33 PM
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Written by :CaffeinatedKatie
was that too far?
I don't know. You didn't finish. 
Written by
I wish to not get sunburned this weekend, this first sunny hot Oregon weekend...
You fall ill and spend the weekend in bed with a horrible flu that goes away on Monday morning. Thus, you get no sun exposure at all.
I wish people weren't flakes and returned phone calls.
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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"If I do go to heaven when I die, I'll look around and say 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco!'" -Herb Caen
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DarkFyre
HoP Mage and keeper of fireballs
Member #27106
Reged: 04/11/05
Loc: Palmerston North
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16/05/08 03:42 PM
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They arn't flakes anymore and they return your calls but your phone is broke so they go straight to the answer machine.
I wish I had a pet Triceratops that was housebroken.
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esmokah
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Member #17061
Reged: 21/02/05
Loc: wisconsin
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16/05/08 05:24 PM
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You do, only it causes you to have a broken house.
I wish futurama was running new episodes.
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I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!
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DarkFyre
HoP Mage and keeper of fireballs
Member #27106
Reged: 04/11/05
Loc: Palmerston North
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16/05/08 11:42 PM
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All the new episode suck.
I wish it was legal to smoke pot.
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hamamelis
Groupie
Member #25357
Reged: 22/09/05
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17/05/08 12:44 AM
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It's quite legal to smoke plant pots.. Just very, very stupid. And quite tricky.
I wish I was better at making decisions.
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Early to rise and early to bed,
Makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.
Proudly Owned by FireTom.
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Poje
The Elusive Bearded Fire Moose
Member #52380
Reged: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
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17/05/08 02:14 AM
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you are and decide that it was a bad idea and revert to yer old self. (OHHHH harsh)
I WISH LIFE WAS IN CAPS.
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Owned by Mynci!
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Doc Lightning
HOP Mad Doctor
Member #298
Reged: 28/05/01
Loc: NYC (San Francisco July '08)
876305
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17/05/08 06:34 AM
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ITISINCAPSUNFORTUNATELYSPACESALSOBECAMEOBSOLETEASDIDPUNCTUATION.
I wish there was a magic medicine that made all itching stop and all crazy people sane at the same time.
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-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"If I do go to heaven when I die, I'll look around and say 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco!'" -Herb Caen
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Poje
The Elusive Bearded Fire Moose
Member #52380
Reged: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
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17/05/08 07:42 AM
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*reaches into his medicine bag and pulls out a vial*
Here ya go Doc, this is my own formula, 70% LSD, 10% Bonds medicated foot powder, and 20% my own special ingredient.
Should work out for you, the only side effect is this thing that happens....kinda like ED except yer junk falls off. Women lose their nipples and 60% of breast mass.
I wish this itch would go away....
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Doc Lightning
HOP Mad Doctor
Member #298
Reged: 28/05/01
Loc: NYC (San Francisco July '08)
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17/05/08 08:23 AM
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I give you a taste of your own medicine.
I wish this headache would stop.
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-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"If I do go to heaven when I die, I'll look around and say 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco!'" -Herb Caen
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