Anyone in London want to make a UCOF(Jon) video?

well do you?

things required:

a video camera...(bit obvious really)

earplugs (so you dont catch my madness by me running about screaming a lot)

erm...sense of twisted and sick humour (bit obvious again really)

time to do it


anyone got any ideas for the theme music?

i was thinking "lady in red" by Chris de burgh
or "kung Fu Fighting remix" by Fatboy Slim..to which im listening at the moment..

and internixed with the music should be sound clips of me saying stuff...

any ideas?

Music - Hong Kong Phooey by Luke Vibert taking a tour of the markets and taking the piss out of all the stall owners while dressed like an idiot.

or

Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy, so you can do the big screaming part in extreme close up as well as loads of other demented things like chasing defenseless old woman round london.

Can I have a cameo role?

if your cool....like me.

You can't do come to daddy with extreme close ups of screaming, because that was my idea for a poi video.

A video thread with no video in

no fair, I demand a video now

well you'll have to make it then won't you

i think Lady in Red would be a wicked tune for it, especially if you had some kind of interaction with a cardboard cut-out of Yasmine Bleeth out of Baywatch going on

Jon's too much for just one video though. He should have his own series of films like James Bond



Jon for the next james bond! You know it makes sense

Noooooooo, you want the Little Lord Fauntleroy re-mix (well, kinda an entirely different almost unrelated tune really)

it'd be really good for creepy, wonky, odd rythym styles.

or Windowlicker cos that tune kicks more ass than Jackie Chan

(currently going through a "late-bloomer, just getting really into Aphex Twin" type experience. mmmmmmmm. Really surprised by how much wicked Brian Eno style ambient stuff he's done.)

ANYWAY back on topic: Is Jon Jedi? and whats the best type of music for making coloured flame searches?

yeah I saw cky but I meant the first screaming to come to daddy in a poi video. Anyways I have a few variations to make to the screaming scene (no telling)

Also totally check out the thread I made in this section about building a steadi cam.

PS-donkey rhubarb is another badass aphex twin song for a poi video.

Jon, love to.......
Organising another london spin for a few peeps and want to have some more editing fun.

Keep in touch

I HATE PHYSICS.

but yes..yes to all ideas...especially mine..

Donkey Rhubarb is good but Window Licker is by far the best . You could really have blast with that as a sound track.

bounce bounce bounce...

erm...i mean bump....sorry.

Decided I wanna make a video of all the Londoners and host them on my site.
Give me a shout when I'm back fom Wales next week and we'll arrange.....and pick yourself a track.

Well while we're on the topic of whose shooting what in london, martin and I (from brixton workshop) are doing a London juggling scene the video and are going to be running around filmin stuff for the next couple of weeks.
Filming starts on wednesday the 9th of july pop down to brixton if you're keen or if not well then I'm sure I'll see you at some other thing and get your antics on tape.

me and glass right, we sit around and talk about all this stuff for days on end; all these great locations with superb spinners in a beautiful city - all the ingredients for an amazing video.
then instead of doing stuff we just end up skinning up again (although drew doesn't smoke of course ).

capn_polyester to the rescue!
the motivator of lazy jugglers everywhere!

see ya wednesday steve

and smallz - i love you.

track reserve on mr scruff, album 1 - a bit of track 2 and a bit of chipmunk.

Cool, get us a copy a copy and I'll put it together - xxx

The trick to producing a video is to still get stoned but then somehow trick your brain into doing things anyway. It's kind of like an optical illusion for your brain, the bottom half is still thinking that you're on a couch debating the relative merits of various superpowered animals but the top half is cunningly running around doing paperwork.