3part staffs (the travel ones not the insane ones)

does anyone know where(ie. internet site (or shop in newcastle)) i can find a staff that splits in three for travel but isnt conected by those stupid clips(think hospital crutches) but by something like screw+thread so they stay together better... or is this just a pipedream???

ps. why is there not a graemlin doing staff?????

oh well this will do

whoops. doesnt matter, ive found one

grrr... still wanna know why theres no staffing graemlin

You will have to make a staffer graemlin and send it in to us.

how do you make a graemlin?

you need:

2 damp badgers,
a puppy dogs tail,
snails (assorted sizes),
an elastic band
and an old sun sparc out of a skip for the brain.
(and maybe a wee bit of fire to get it going)

got everything apart from the puppy dogs tail -damn thing keeps running away. any tips?

I'll swap you a puppy dogs tail for a damp badger?

I'm saving up andrex tokens to get a free puppy.

yeah, go on then, give me a little bit of time cos il go and find another one, theres a set of badgers near me so no probs -il send it in clingfilm to keep it damp. give me your address and its in the next post

just remembered theres a postal strike on here so it might take a week or 2

I don't think there's on on in scotland, but maybe it's spread...

heh just read ur msg nd noticed ure in edinburgh... lived there(and mainly near there - penicuik) untill just recently am now in newcastle.

sorted mate i know where u can go for a badger there -dya want me to tell???

Yes I do! I love badgers.

I just realised I'm a staffing troll.

I practise under a bridge.

do you eat billy goats? if not i dont think u have to worry.

get the bus to penicuik(i think its still the 37 or the 37a or something) just make sure it says penicuik deanburn on the front. bus will take about 1/2 hr -45mins ask to be let of at the top of cornbank before deanburn. walk towards the hills in the distance, once your in the woods(almost as soon as you get off the bus) its a bout a half hour walk to their territory(big territory) don't know where the set is exactly -never found their new one before i left edinburgh but u should be able to find them. if you do tell me.

if you cant find them go further towards the hills and close to the hills there are ment to be more(though iv never seen them).

if you wanna watch them be prepared to be up all night and be carefull not to annoy them.

theres a badger watchers group in edinburgh somewhere i used to know a member -look on the net =gud luck

where'd you find it?