Wooktastic
the kicker of elves
Member #46830
Reged: 10/01/07
Loc: Dublin
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You become content, content with permanent sub-mediocrity.
I wish Tom Waits was my da.
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Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie
Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart
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Sparkey
Is hopefully back for good
Member #15558
Reged: 22/12/04
Loc: Hampshire College, MA, USA
842430
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01/10/07 02:59 AM
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Tom Waits becomes your District Attorney.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my polyhedral dice back in Maryland.
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-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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Wooktastic
the kicker of elves
Member #46830
Reged: 10/01/07
Loc: Dublin
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01/10/07 03:37 AM
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Da: Irish term meaning father 
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Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie
Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart
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_VT_
klu al ha'technika
Member #5165
Reged: 15/07/03
Loc: Clarksville,TN
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01/10/07 04:20 AM
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You remembered to grab your polyhydral dice, but the pair you grabed will only land on 1.
I wish for a colony of ferrets that will only do my bidding. (MWUAHAHAHAHA!)
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The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever. -Anatole France-
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jarle
Chaotic Neutral
Member #49801
Reged: 13/03/07
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
842510
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01/10/07 11:59 AM
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You get your colony, but the way in which they do your bidding reminds you of a popular thread on HoP.
I wish for a cardboard box big enough to hide in...
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Kupo!
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Rouge Dragon
Electronically Gnors
Member #5236
Reged: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
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01/10/07 12:32 PM
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You receive a matchbox and start shrinking til you fit inside it.
I wish I didn't have to go back to uni today
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
I saw a car run a red light today. Therefore all drivers are bad Motorist logic in reverse
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Invader Xan
Klaatu barada nikto!
Member #19416
Reged: 07/05/05
Loc: Somewhere sunny and nice.
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01/10/07 01:04 PM
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You don't. You've been thrown out for a string of shocking incidents involving nutella, kerosene and a lighter stolen from some bloke called Steve. Now you have to go and get a boring 9 to 5 job! 
I wish Mondays didn't suck.
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"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky
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jarle
Chaotic Neutral
Member #49801
Reged: 13/03/07
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
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01/10/07 01:40 PM
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You start working weekends, thus making Monday better by comparison.
I wish for a snapping turtle... with hyper-velocity cannons!
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Kupo!
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Brenn
Rock Lobster
Member #8978
Reged: 28/06/04
Loc: Somewhere between the UK, Euro...
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01/10/07 03:05 PM
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You get said snapping turtle, but upon donning an oriental-style mask and cape for next years Cosplay, the snapping turtle mistakes you for Shredder...
I wish for a miniature elephant!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey 
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Phai
member
Member #46641
Reged: 06/01/07
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01/10/07 03:33 PM
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Your miniature elephant arrives safely bubble wrapped via courier. You spend many happy hours playing with your new friend, until he chokes attempting to eat a relatively large peanut.
I wish for the concentration to study.
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HikkaisPuppet
member
Member #60240
Reged: 24/09/07
Loc: Dark side of the moon
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01/10/07 04:25 PM
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YOu get the concentration to study, but you concentrate too hard on your work and no tenough about what's going on around you and you burn to death in your house.
I wish I could come to CG.
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Mata Ashita!
Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.
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Pogo69
hippie@heart, all around slacker and big post-wh*re
Member #32668
Reged: 06/04/06
Loc: limbo
842545
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01/10/07 05:13 PM
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Written by: Phai
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I wish for the concentration to study.
I don't do much but lurk on HoP of late... but... I saw this and had to share... cos... I so thought you said the "contraception to study"
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--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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Brenn
Rock Lobster
Member #8978
Reged: 28/06/04
Loc: Somewhere between the UK, Euro...
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01/10/07 05:20 PM
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I wish Pogo69 had better reading comprehension
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
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Rouge Dragon
Electronically Gnors
Member #5236
Reged: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
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01/10/07 06:54 PM
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Pogo gets better reading comprehension but then he's no longer funny so he turns into a puff of smoke.
I wish I had Spanish Elves to do my homework
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
I saw a car run a red light today. Therefore all drivers are bad Motorist logic in reverse
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Brenn
Rock Lobster
Member #8978
Reged: 28/06/04
Loc: Somewhere between the UK, Euro...
842578
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01/10/07 07:36 PM
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You receive a dozen spanish elves to do your homework, lifting your modest grades to outstanding, perfect scores. You become the highest scoring person in your course for this semester, and are invited to a conference to speak on current world views in Spanish...
...Despite your efforts to dress one of your elves as a rouge-shaped dragon, your game is up.
I wish I wasn't feeling run-down three to four days before CG!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
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Phai
member
Member #46641
Reged: 06/01/07
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01/10/07 09:22 PM
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I love it, Pogo!
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FoxInDocs
Flameyhead
Member #21869
Reged: 10/07/05
Loc: Adelaide, SA
842610
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01/10/07 09:35 PM
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Brenn, you are not feeling run down, and therefore the wonderufl healing properties of CG have no effect on you.
i wish.... i hadn't run out of happy pills.
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"I have lots of first ones" - DA
"imnotaking your car to tafe.. 'sagirlscar.." - MiG
"Hey wow! I am wearing underware! ... ...Don't even think about putting that on HoP." - MiG
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jarle
Chaotic Neutral
Member #49801
Reged: 13/03/07
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
842612
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01/10/07 09:40 PM
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Next years cosplay might involve a mask, but no cape.
You find out who's been stealing your happy pills, then face the ethical delimna of your needs vs theirs.
I wish I had decent spelling skills...
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Kupo!
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HikkaisPuppet
member
Member #60240
Reged: 24/09/07
Loc: Dark side of the moon
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01/10/07 09:41 PM
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You hear a strange rumble and the earth starts to shake, you open your door to investigate and a huge wave of Happy Pills comes flying through and you drown in them. You are now dead.
I wish people had'nt ignored my last wish...:(
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Mata Ashita!
Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.
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triskaidekia
Groupie
Member #29486
Reged: 05/01/06
Loc: Bouncing off the walls.
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01/10/07 10:31 PM
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They didn't ignore your last wish, they just didn't care..
I wish I could come to CG too.. and Woodford..
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PsyRush
A very elsewhere and... somewhat corkscrewed individual
Member #20113
Reged: 26/05/05
Loc: Adelaide
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01/10/07 10:43 PM
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Written by: HikkaisPuppet
You hear a strange rumble and the earth starts to shake, you open your door to investigate and a huge wave of Happy Pills comes flying through and you drown in them. You are now dead.
I wish people had'nt ignored my last wish...:(
You come to common ground, but end up at the wrong one! Dazed and confused, you return back to where you come from, wondering why there was no firetwirling.
I wish i could live in multiple realities.
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Wooktastic
the kicker of elves
Member #46830
Reged: 10/01/07
Loc: Dublin
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01/10/07 11:37 PM
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You live in multiple realities and it makes you feel like your brain is being raped by a cat.
I wish I my friend would hurry up and get here.
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Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie
Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart
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MagsKat
Don't feed her cookies
Member #58541
Reged: 22/08/07
Loc: Surrey side
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01/10/07 11:47 PM
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your friend arrives and brings with them someone you hate.. they want to tell you they don't like you anymore!
i wish i got paid a nice wage to poi
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Formally known as kat224
We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you
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Wooktastic
the kicker of elves
Member #46830
Reged: 10/01/07
Loc: Dublin
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01/10/07 11:49 PM
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You get a job for poi at a more than decent salary
however you have stolen my job and I kill you in a fit of bloody vengeance.
I wish I had already finished Jane Eyre for college.
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Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie
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MagsKat
Don't feed her cookies
Member #58541
Reged: 22/08/07
Loc: Surrey side
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01/10/07 11:54 PM
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Because you killed me in afit of vengeance , i can no long help you finish jane eyre and you are now stuck reading it forever!
I wish i had a yellow crayon
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Formally known as kat224
We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you
Edited by kat224 (01/10/07 11:55 PM)
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