#780491 - 13/10/06 05:53 PM
txt wars
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 25/11/04
Loc: mancunian
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This is a new start from me (bubbles), pete (flashpoint who is currently playing with a jewled dild*) and cantus who is playing with my straighteners. i feel abused. anyways, these txt wars, an idea we created whuile drunk, all good for my bday, (pete leavd my nipples alone) anyways the txt wars idea was created after cantus deciede to tx hoppers, abusing my reputation, so i, as a mature adult, decided to txt back! and let those he txt know, that i am an inocent, and that cantus is the evil one! let it start now, hopefully with you minions, not with then influence of alcohol, because it is bad, but you may,. from now on, with the unofficial power of hop, abuse (in a nice way) your fellow hoppers, and have a good time.  
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Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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#780493 - 13/10/06 06:01 PM
Re: txt wars
[Re: Bubbles_]
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Pasta of Muppets
Registered: 01/09/04
Loc: in the interwebs...
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I'd like to point out at this juncture, that I am very drunk, and so is everyone else, and any texts that you may have recieved over the past hour are the result of drunk people who don't know better. Saying that, i'm a penguin. Cantus says Hi... ps Jenna says sorry in about five hours time... 
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#780494 - 13/10/06 06:08 PM
Re: txt wars
[Re: =Flashpoint=]
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Tantamount to fatuity
Registered: 30/07/01
Loc: Down the road
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I have never met any of the people involved. And have never been on home of poi.
Ooh a stale sandwich....
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"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean
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#780495 - 13/10/06 06:12 PM
Re: txt wars
[Re: Cantus]
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have fur, will huggle
Registered: 22/05/04
Loc: table in front of the pc.
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Uncle Pete smells of prostitutes....
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I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
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#780496 - 13/10/06 06:13 PM
Re: txt wars
[Re: Bugis]
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Insert Champagne Here
Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
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*feels unloved cos she hasnt received any messages*
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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#780499 - 13/10/06 09:01 PM
Re: txt wars
[Re: Bird]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 14/07/05
Loc: Sihanoukville, cambodia
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Oh yeah...forgot about that...so did I! Silly drunkards! I dunno...the youth of today.... *tuts*
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#780501 - 14/10/06 12:36 AM
Re: txt wars
[Re: maus]
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remembers when it was all fields round here
Registered: 27/02/03
Loc: in the works... somewhere...
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I also received a text message from Bubbles saying:
"You just lost"
which woke me up at 5.18am! That must be one of the most unfair losses ever 
I also received another at 5.30am saying that Bubbles is a good girl. It also included mention of a certain HoPer's preference of sheep due to their tendency to be as receptive to sexual advances as young females are 
Hope you had a good birthday 
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"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.
yay,
:R"
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#780503 - 14/10/06 12:44 AM
Re: txt wars
[Re: Spanner]
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Macaque of all trades
Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
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worse than mine I got one at 05.22. ahh I then hoped said jen had passed out and decided to text her back at about 0800 this morning. yay I'm loved
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A couple of balls short of a full cascade...
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#780505 - 14/10/06 01:12 AM
Re: txt wars
[Re: UnscrupulousChavOffersFoot]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 25/11/04
Loc: mancunian
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im feeling wicked! but cantus is sick he is excited for the fact its a new experience! i feel bad now  sorry guys!  but it is a fun game 
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Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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#780506 - 14/10/06 02:31 AM
Re: txt wars
[Re: Bubbles_]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 05/11/01
Loc: Europe,Scotland,Both
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has to win a prize for one of the most drunken posts ever on hop, but i dont know if its exactly PG, a jeweled WHAT? T 
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This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
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#780507 - 14/10/06 02:45 AM
Re: txt wars
[Re: [Nx?]]
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Classically British
Registered: 23/09/01
Loc: Epsom, Surrey, England
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ahhh - that explains why Catnuts informed someone I'd never heard of thought I was a wh@re at 4.48 in the morning Yay for drunk people with phones
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Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
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#780508 - 14/10/06 02:52 AM
Re: txt wars
[Re: Durbs]
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Pooh-Bah
Registered: 10/07/05
Loc: Adelaide, SA
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*falls on the floor laughing*
ahh you guys must be so bored.
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"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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