Thought for U.S. citizens

ok so my wife and i were watching Grahm Norton on t.v. last night, and there was a joke made about dick cheney and colon powell, and it got me thinking (this next part is for people 18 and over, ill wait...............................ok) the U.S. is being run by a COLIN powell DICK cheney & george BUSH (read the cap words only and youll see why last night i realized this country was ) anyone else see it this way??

why is COLIN funny

my american slang may not be up to scratch

cuz it's so close to colon (and kinda sounds the same)

leave it to graham norton, no better man....

have you never noticed that americans pronounce colin completely different to us? they do that with all our names

truly, you are the keeper of useless knowledge

Faberge is right, thats why i didnt get it, we say colin with a col, not a cole, if ya no wot i mene....

good thinkin

Reminds me of a DJ Rubbish line...

"Co-lin Powell? Read it, Say it, Pronounce it properly. Its Colin. Read it. Colin.

Ch-ree Blair? Its Cherry. They wont even admit what their real names are now."

*hats off to the genious that is DJ Rubbish*

This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. They have been arranged only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. Too good not to share, especially during National Poetry Month . . .

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked,
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg
of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher!

Make the pie higher!

that's class!

very good, i just sent it around my office

Some Colins are KOE-lin, like Colin Powell. Others are KAHL-in. Even in the US.

happy birthday Xopher!!!