Tell a secret

i tried to do the compliment post but someone has already done that.. i thought it would be cool if you told a secret.. well here's how it works.. guys and girls are always wondering what is going on in each other's heads.. so tell everyone a secret. .if you are a girl tell one of your secrets of girlhood and the same if you are a guy... maybee by doing this the guys may actually come closer to understanding why girls act the way we do..

only secrets i know will get either me or people i care about into deep doo-doo so gonna keep quiet. bit like pandora's box but spinnier and less box-y. and no pandora either :S. bah.

i mean secrets of people... like.. girls like compliments.. or guys are attracted to what they see.. do you understand

share personnal secrets with a complete stranger.. Why not?

(there was a thread to a site linked to an anonamous secret thing... but meh)

ummm... actually, i dont think i will tell any secrets.. not yet...

ohhh.. secrets to scoreing?

*gets out paper and pen*

So its not personall secrets.. more like tricks of the trade?

darn.. why can't i ever get a good idea....

My best chat-up line goes something like this...

Me: "Hey, do you want to see a magic trick?"
Her: "yeah why not."
Me: "Actually it's more of a technique, If you sit on my face i'll guess your weight."


Hasn't actually worked as of yet. Maybe i should stop saying it.

speak for yourself... *I* certainly had a girlhood... *LMAO*

OK, secrets of boyhood.. OK, first of all, you have to leave an open urinal on either side of you when you use a public restroom. If you can't do this, use a stall... Same thing goes with the movie theater. two guys aren't allowed to sit together unless they are *together*

huh. I didn't realize guys had restroom etiquette. I hate to talk to people while I or they are in a stall. I also have a strict rule about not taking food or drinks into a restroom.

So can't two friends go to the movies together? Doesn't it look more ridiculous to sit with one seat in between? What happens if there are three of you? Is that okay?

oh, movies are alright, the spacing rules only aply to pissing . oh, and it's suspended at a crowded highway rest stop. also, using the shorter urinals for the little kiddies is out of the question, no matter what the situation. if there's three urinals (not including the short one), you go to one of the ones on the ends, unless your a complete [censored] and take the middle, because if you take the middle, nobody else can use the ones to either side.

is this what they teach you in jr high when they segregate the boys and girls and teach girls about tampons?

I've been breaking all those rules without knowing it and now look at me, I've taken to poi and staff.
Lesson for life, Obey the Unwritten Laws, or join HOP.

exactly! urinating too close to other people spreads cooties.

just to throw it out there, if by some chance you didn't know, us guys get scared when you start talking about your period. real scared.

and hey, i am one of the straightest guys i know and me and my buds sit next to eachother in the theater

speek for yourself, i dont mind girls talking about thier periods.
of course, i'm probably a wee bit desensetized by one of my best friends who, every few weeks, says "there's blood coming out of my vagina!" we just pat her on the head and go on with out lives

I made an exception because of the nature of the thread (you stumble into multiple urinals and you gotta take what you get) and because it's over cyberspace. I would never talk about that with a guy face to face.

And see, you say buds - plural - is it because you've exceeded the 'more than two' requirement?

i like talking about menstruation.
you can tell a heap by what goes on with their cycle.
but then, that's part of my job.. wanna talk about bowel movements, too? that's always a good one.
lol blood coming out of my vagina.

i dont think i can say any guy secerts.. im sure each guy has a slightly different take on the same secret.. it'd be more of a me secret.. and its always more fun to find those kinda secrets out privately.

<beams>

lady's also have public toilet etiquette. You always have to press the hand dryer or tap before you go into a cubicle so that people can't hear you weeing.
A secret? hmmm.....I don't really have anything thats suitable to post on a PG board!