So there is a giant monster outside my house.

So 3:00 in the morning I go outside, and I hear something absolutly huge snorting and stomping around in the bushes and tree's no less then 100 metres from my house behind my big garage. I went inside and got some shoes, tried to find a flashlight and failed, grabbed a camera and my stainless steel staff (for confidence more then anything I guess) and set out looking for it. When I got very close to where I thought I might be able to see it judgeing from where the sound was comeing from, I could hear it running away from me through the woods.

So I was thinking it might be my neighbours cow, although ive never heard their cows snort like this. so I go up to my neighbours and their 3 cows are sleeping in the pasture. What the hell was it? The logical explanation is a moose, but moose sightings in this part of the province are pretty rare. I wish I had diffrent clothes (I had bagger pants that swish) so I could have gotten closer to it without scareing it off.

Apon further rexamination of the evidence at hand. Im fairly certain it is this rare creature.

Dude it sounds like you were in a horror movie! I hope you didn't do any backwards walking into darkness

I think you'll find it was actually me. Sorry man, I just lost my contact lens and really had to find it.

Maybe it was a giant robot or a bunyip or llama?

Ohh sounds scary. You are brave to have gone outside to investigate. I would have stayed in my bed with the lights on and my music up.

Nah, mate. Was just me. I got hungry and was looking for a midnight snack, but I got lost.

I wasn't brave I was actually stupid, if it was a moose theres a good chance it would decide to charge me, although I think I left myself an avenue for escape. But curiosity gets the best of me.

oops, sorry. that was me and my significant other

**giggles**

Are you sure it was'nt a hephalump or a whoozle?