Normal words that make you giggle

the english language has some funny and rude sounding words, these are not always offencive words...... they maybe perfectly innocent, simple words.


here's a few to start.....

rod (fishing)
shaft (elivator)
member
boob (as in error)
the swear filter dose not allow this word, the name of a male chicken
prick (as in pricking your self with a pin)
knob (door)



i hope i've not offended anyone, but if you can think of more words and the context feel free to add them

Al, you are so immature!!!

i'm also trying to add a little light humour to this site, it's sooooo dull here now

There are plenty of words;

Gobble
Moist (Whisper that into someones ear and I guarantee they'll laugh)
Flange (As in, to fudge something or "wing it". Used in reference to films with very tenuous plot threads "They flanged it, no way would he have actually done that!" etc)
ANY word describing genitals. It's childish, I know, but true!
Fart (The way Billy Connelly says it ... hilarious!)

I could go on, but I won't.

MOIST....arrrgggggg where's Miss Belz when you need her

I'd love to go on, but after seeing that word I must now lay in a dark room and reflect.

Bammy

gutted, i forgot about "gobble"

seamen (as in salors)
snob (loose the "s")
quiff (possibly not english though)
coot (no idea why, just an odd word

ok, so "member" made me laugh.

however, i *am* drunk, so maybe it doesnt count. uuuum,,,

what are words that make me giggle?

Australia has some good place names! like, PUCKAPUNYAL!
Always a good 'un!

also i have............


tit (as in the small bird)
cleat (change a few letters )
prong
stiff

and as a construction worker/scaffolder........
erect (to build)

Words you won't find in a dictionary, but that I use and make me giggle;

Goober - As in "What a total ...". Means idiot.
Twonk - As above
Wazzok - As above
Froody - Another word for groovy.

spurt
splat
cumquat
cucumber
splodge

ive always giggled at 'tomato' try saying it slowly lots of times. toe-ma-toe, toe-ma-toe, toe-ma-toe, toe-ma-toe, toe-ma-toe, toe-ma-toe, toe-ma-toe,

see, its great (and clean, unlike some of you other scallywags, oooh scallywags!)

Bullock
Memphis
Rudimentary

"pro-active". Definitely "pro-active"

Wobble...knickers...bib.... P talks about architraves and noggins alot.

"noggin" having been in construction i know what that means.


i also like......
plebb
prat
dick (is in the shortened version of richard)

masticate (as in to chew your food)

Clint (the name)
Uvula (the thing at the back of your throat)
Sphincter (a muscle that constricts)

Rotorlactor

We have a fishing shop around here called...
'Master Bait and Tackle'...

Of course, there's always the popular food...
'Sticky Buns'

...and the term for the yell that belly dancers do...
'Ululate'...try saying that one over and over again...and you'll start to ululate...

'Pooh danglers': Seen in the Disney Store. At the time I'd been taking anti-depressants for a couple of days and was so high I was laughing at everything (I can't take them any more because there aren't dosages low enough). When I saw that on a box on the shelf I was literally rolling on the floor and had to be helped out of the store because I was scaring the children

filtch - as in to steal
inuendo - a great word that is what it describes

why is it that every female i know hates the word moist...

i got some..

flannel
bungalow
spatchula

Plums- in any context.

spatula! that word always cracks me up...no idea why though!!

& i'm with rouge - australia has too many hilarious place names!! like burpengary or woodenbong or a whole bunch of others that i can't think of right now!!!

& sheriff makes me laugh too! only because this last week i have been talking at work about having to send or take some court documents to the sheriff's office...i can't say it without a strange american accent!!

oh & flaccid! flaccid is amusing!! just ask brett or lou or petey!

*flaccid*

balls
nuts
Boobies..as in birds
cockburn ..name of local town (pronoounced coburn)
Innaloo ..local suburd
cockshot..some of my rellis said cosho

Couple of phrases I've thought of that amuse me but disgust most others; (Think I picked up most of these from the Viz Profanisaurus)

Dockers Omlette - Really big, chewy, nasty 'orrible greeny.
Lung Butter - Same as above really, but generally more greasey.
Arsevoir - The pool of sweat that accumulates in the "builders bum" crevice.

i like those evil


here's a few more..........

Flap
fart
gurn
spud
kazoo (say it enough times and it sounds silly)
scab i dont know why it just sounds odd
flump (marshmallow sweets)

ok not so much single words but . . .

spontanious combustion - (this arised when i watched bill bailey explain a biscuit spontaniously combusting out of boredom )
spoon - i dont know why
armadillo - again, no explination