#593430 - 24/07/05 02:14 AM
most honest pick up line ever
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lovable smart-ass
Registered: 16/10/03
Loc: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
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"Listen, I'm not very good at this. But the good news is that I'm too drunk to have sex with you anyway. So I guess what I'm hoping for here is an hour or so of good conversation, followed by you and I going back to my apartment to slow dance to Bad English's 'When I See You Smile' before falling asleep. Then we'll wake up, go to the diner by my place, and have some eggs. Then sometime next week we'll get together again, I'll get you nice and drunk, and I will basically attack you with my sexual organs."
-jason mulgrew
www.jasonmulgrew.com 
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"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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#593431 - 24/07/05 12:43 PM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: Konsti]
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spiny norman
Registered: 24/02/04
Loc: Cincinnati,damn it
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I heard a better one--
"What does a 300 pound polar bear do?Breaks the ice, hi I'm {insert name here}"
lyra
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if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes
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#593434 - 25/07/05 01:45 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: squarexbear]
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Draco Iracundia
Registered: 11/03/05
Loc: Adelaide
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"hi, can i talk to you? i'm from darwin and dont know anyone" worked pretty well 
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Do we sleep when we die?
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#593435 - 25/07/05 01:47 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: DragonFury]
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Registered: 03/07/05
Loc: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
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I don't use pick up lines, I just bat my eyes and get flooded with offers. Then my boyfriend turns up and they all disappear. He's always ruining my fun!
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I drive bus now?
I eat biscuits with my eyes.
I can walk through walls.
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#593436 - 28/07/05 11:01 PM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: TinklePants]
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Macaque of all trades
Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
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"have you got a boyfriend" worked surprisingly well
as did
"sex or pizza?"
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A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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#593437 - 28/07/05 11:02 PM
Re: most honest pick up line ever *DELETED*
[Re: Mynci]
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water based
Registered: 20/09/04
Loc: melbourne
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Post deleted by pineapple pete
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"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
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#593438 - 28/07/05 11:37 PM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: pineapple pete]
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addict
Registered: 22/10/04
Loc: London
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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
So... How am I doin'?
Get your coat love, you've pulled.
Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I'm easy. Are you?
I may not be the best looking man in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
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There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...
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#593439 - 28/07/05 11:52 PM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: tainted]
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co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
Registered: 19/07/04
Loc: in the corner beside the filin...
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"bond, james bond"
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There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,
"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005
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#593441 - 29/07/05 12:59 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: TinklePants]
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co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
Registered: 19/07/04
Loc: in the corner beside the filin...
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i have never used a line. but i realy appreciate the good ones
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There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,
"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005
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#593442 - 29/07/05 01:47 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: doctor_fandango]
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If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Registered: 21/10/04
Loc: Cyprus
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''My name is borat like barry they call me schteeeve, would like to make e de boom boom with me soon?''
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Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...
ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )
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#593443 - 29/07/05 03:34 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: My hairs on fire]
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veteran
Registered: 07/09/03
Loc: Lancs England
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"humm its raining do you want to shair my umbrela"
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before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)
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#593444 - 29/07/05 03:37 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: Mint Sauce]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Registered: 13/06/02
Loc: At the bottom of the garden wi...
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a mate of mine n lauz's was trying to chat this guy up from Derby. her chat up line was: "Do you shag sheep?"
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THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
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#593445 - 29/07/05 03:41 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: SNOOPoi]
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enthusiast
Registered: 08/06/04
Loc: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
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Why on Earth would anyone (perp or vic) want HONESTY in a pick-up line? If a pick-up line will work on you at all, it gets points for creativity, not truth.
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"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
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#593446 - 29/07/05 04:03 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)]
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co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
Registered: 19/07/04
Loc: in the corner beside the filin...
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Thats true, but bare in mind that most pick up lines are so cheesy and usualy the same drivel. that being honest is actually creative too...
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There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,
"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005
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#593447 - 29/07/05 06:58 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: doctor_fandango]
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If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Registered: 21/10/04
Loc: Cyprus
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...''hey there, fancy a drink?''
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Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...
ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )
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#593448 - 29/07/05 08:07 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: My hairs on fire]
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Watcher of 80s cartoons
Registered: 07/07/04
Loc: Chepstow & Bristol
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I'm a necrophiliac - how are you at playing dead?
I once got so drunk and actually said to a girl "so then you want to have sex with me" The funny thing is we ended up having a three year relationship that started that night.
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>What do you think about the state of the Earth?
>I'm optimistic.
>So why do you look so sad?
>I'm not sure that my optimism is justified.
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#593449 - 29/07/05 07:12 PM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: Gelfling]
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Rainbow Brite
Registered: 20/04/05
Loc: Newtown, Sydney
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"look hunny .......i cant just sit here and look at u wiggle ur arse, when u coming home with me?"
" Look mate ........i'm here till the music stops...... oh yeh nice to meet u"
CX
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Lifes too short, dance nakked & wiggle ur arse!!
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#593450 - 30/07/05 12:22 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: courts1979]
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Macaque of all trades
Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
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"Yes your ex just went off to shag mine, Shall we..."
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A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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#593451 - 30/07/05 12:26 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: Mynci]
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Registered: 03/07/05
Loc: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
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what do you like best - Daddy or Chips?
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I drive bus now?
I eat biscuits with my eyes.
I can walk through walls.
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#593452 - 11/08/05 09:21 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: TinklePants]
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member
Registered: 11/08/05
Loc: Edenderry, Co. Offaly
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This is originally from a book called "the orange mocha chip frapachino years" : NB (requires the lovely lady to ask for a light for her cigarette) *insert whatever way she asks for a light* eg "got a light?" *put your penis in her hand then say...* "I don't have a match but how does this strike you?" now one of my bro's, a friend and I have tried this. I'll let you know if anyone is ever successful with this bad-boy or wether it's destined for the junk-heap. there's been no luck as of yet (can't get my head around why ) (off topic, I am completely noob to this site, but I do happen to know a few ppl who have been posting here for a while, so please be nice, or I'll get Fabergé to kick your ass. and in case your wondering, yes she shall kill me for mentioning her name in a post with a chat up line as dodgy as this !)
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Give a man a fire and he's warm for the night,
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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#593454 - 12/08/05 11:52 PM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: fluffy napalm fairy]
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Dreamer
Registered: 15/03/02
Loc: York, England
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'Excuse me, see I have this friend who needs to take photos of people kissing for her art piece......'
Oh come on, it had to be said, roarfire thats the most genius thing ever!
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Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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#593455 - 27/12/06 11:36 AM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: Kyrian]
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wandering thru the woods of WI
Registered: 27/01/06
Loc: Wisconsin
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my ex used this one not on me-he was smarter than that
"you dropped your smile"
they look down, and then get it and smile
"oh there it is"
supposedly this works well, i told him he'd be flipped off as i walked away
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Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed
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#593456 - 27/12/06 01:57 PM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: faith enfire]
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official hop cutie
Registered: 22/11/05
Loc: Uk, Essex, Clacton
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how you doing
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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett
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#593457 - 27/12/06 02:43 PM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: crowley2]
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coming to a country near you
Registered: 09/03/04
Loc: home of the tiney toothy bear
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"first one to the bushes gets to be on top!"
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"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
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#593458 - 27/12/06 02:44 PM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: crowley2]
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Insert Champagne Here
Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
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best pick up line used on me was "i'm not hitting on you...but what if i was?"
However I suppose i can forgive him; he was romanian and therefore english was his second language
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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#593459 - 27/12/06 05:50 PM
Re: most honest pick up line ever
[Re: Rouge Dragon]
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Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Registered: 28/06/04
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
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"I spin fire. Topless."
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ॐ Owner of burningoftheclavey  Owned by Lost83spy
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