Why? What's the point? What's that all about? Confused rant thread.

Why do old ladies put fluffy covers on the toilet seat covers - is it to keep them warm, or to be cushiony if they need to sit on them?

Why do they also put specially shaped bits of carpetty-stuff on the floor around the base of the toilet? Is it in case the boys miss? Isn't it just a bit weird?

Why did Tyrannosaurus Rex's have little front paws. Is that why they were so angry all the time? Surely it would have been a better design to have long, scary looking paws?

Why, when my computer tells me that it's closing down cos I've performed an "illegal operation" doesit only give me the choice to click a box saying "ok".
No.
It is not.
OK.

Finally. Why, when I need to scream - like if someone jumps out at me in an "oh so funny" way, do I just make an odd "oooaaauuurgghhh" noise? Isn't it meant to scare away predators, screaming? What kind of predator would be scared away by that? It's not even that loud.

Come on, join me in my confused about stuff rant.

yeah!!! and why do people seem to think that the closer they get behind you in a que the quicker it will move?

"is it in case the boys miss?"

In a word.... yes

Eeeuuugggwwwhhhh
(similar to the noise I make when I scream, but more disgusted)
Isn't that really unhygenic? Unless they wash it daily (and I'm pretty sure they don't).
Other options:

Train boys how to pee - rig up an electric circuit so when they miss thy get a shock - conditioning, Pavlov was onto something.
Disposable toilet floor covers. Flushable.
A tube boys can pee down so that it goes straight into the toilet.
Why don't boys just pee sitting down?

Grrrr.
A bit ranty today

"A tube boys can pee down so that it goes straight into the toilet."

Thats genuis that is.
Pure genius

There is a company that produces these tubes. I've seen it on a comedy show, they used to present the find of the week. There's a similar tube with a funnel for women who don't want to sit down, it's called Urinella. For your information, Uriella (without the n) is head of a sect in southern Germany whose disciples drink her bath water.

According to another comedian, the funny-shaped things around the bottoms of loos are also there to collect "up to 12 different flavours of pubic hair" after parties.

To add another confused question, can you end something that's never started? I claimed I could a few days ago, but need support

why is it................that when ever i got to the shops for 1 simple thing like rolling pappers.........EVERY bloody granny in the world has decended on my local shops!!!! not only that, they all have baskets FULL of stuff and take ages!!!!




i only want a 25pence pack of ciggy papers *wimpers*



HURRY UP AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's the difference between a bowl and a dish?

isn't a dish shallower than a bowl?

a dish is flatter.

a bowl is a bad haircut, a dish has a good haircut

A dish is more flexible.
You can dish things up in a dish.
You can't bowl things up.
Not unless the letters get in the wrong places, then it's just messy.

But can you dish things up from a bowl?

And can you bowl a dish?

I'm getting myself all confused.
And have images of throwing Sean Bean down a bowling alley.

I have a few...
Why do farts always smell beefy in the bath - does the water act like a bong - purifying it?
Why does toast fall butterside down?
Why is it I'm the only one who cleans the toilet bowl?
Why does my wireless connection suck so much?
When will I win the lottery?
Why is fire so pretty?
Why are babies so darn cute? (tickles the baby)
Why do we do things that are bad for us?
If men get hard ons, do women get wide ons?

I totally agree with the toilet bowl one - how annoying, and grim, is that?

Why don't we have self-cleaning toilet bowls? What was teflon made for if not that?

If toast lands butter side down, what happens if you tie buttered toast (butter side up) to the back of a a cat and drop it form a height?

Why haven't they invented band-aids with anasthetic that gets released as you rip them off?

Why are people confused by deck chairs? They're quite simple really.

If you tie toast to a cat, then they hover inches off the ground, rotating slowly. Go on, someone try and prove me wrong

(And I will buy tickets to see someone try to tie something to a cat's back...)

CCGs... WHY??????

i'm sure the mythbusters tried to figure this one out too!

Actually it dont really matter - i just pick the fluff off.
ooooh a hair...

hang on its a pube! eeewww

why do people actually LIKE manele?