What would your evil HQ be like, if you were a bond villain?

Well, mine would have tigers, with metal claws and machine guns on their heads. And lasers that came from their eyes.

It would also have ninja leopards.

It would be situated on a lonely cliff on an island. With a square defending wall at the base of the mountain, and inside the wall would be a disney like villiage containing the stuff needed to support my henchmen. (wifes, shops etc.)

Obviously, volcano somewhere involved in that. And a helocopter bad, and massive tunnel with a runway for aeroplanes. Plus escape routes to the sea also.

Pop up turrets with anti-aircraft guns.

and most importantly, in my huge villainous office, I would have a detailed explaination of my plan for world domination, or at least, that's my FAKE plan...

I'd have a big pink palace on my own island... which i shall name gayland... and my palace will be big and and and have lots ot frilly bits and fluffy bits. And all my servants will be naked men (fit obvioulsy) and and and my cleaners will be those 2 ladys of how clean is your house.

for defense i would have a squadron of british seagulls (must be british, as by far the biggest and most menacing) and llamas with guns.... I would train the llamas how to fight hand to hand just in case... And my army would be meercats, which attended the same ninja school as MCP's leopards...

And and and, I'd invite the gaygun, to which you point and someone, shout "zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap" all campy and then they fall over... GAY

Nuff said...

... I don't think they are taking this thread seriously at all!

MY evil bond villan base would be on an large chunk of land fitted with an anti-gravity device, that I've just invented, which would allow me to hover it and move it around.

I would move it around threatening to drop things like bombs or frozen cows out of my base onto cities like New York (cos lets face it whenever someone trys to blow up a city it's always New York ... or like that capital of Japan? You know where all the Japanese people live, anyway).
And no one would shoot at me because I've told them my anti-gravity device would explode with the force of a thousand nuclear bombs and would blow up half the planet.

In case they tried to storm it I'd have an enourmous tesla device on top that would automatically zap any aircraft that tried to land. It could also be used to zap individual stuff on the ground I didn't like, like people and cars.

The grounds would be patroled by my henchmen in their bright orange Tesla resistant jumpsuits and their trained killer suicide monkeys who have rockets on their backs and kill by grabing people and then rocketing off the edge to their DOOM!!!!!

My office would be fully of people with clip boards and silver jumpsuits and a giant glowing antigravity device that was just the right size to slip out of the machine and into someones pocket...

I'd have Umperlumpers. Oh no not like the new version of Charlie and the Chocolate factory. The old version. But they'd all wear black suits. With Orange ties. also all with a whip. and a little monkey on a lead tied to the belts.

Id also be surrounded by luxurious artifacts. Women. Chocolate Milkshakes.

Keeping in the Fire Spinning mood. My plan would be to take over the world by evil fire staffers spinning there staffs fast and hard. Obviously the "Goodies" would be the Poi guys but there nifty chains can not face up to the Mighty Long Staff or Quick Doubles.

would the evil staffers all be semi naked hippies?

mighty long staff?? sounds kinky.......te he

whats this i hear about staff taking over via half naked hippies?


sounds good to me

bad asena

mine would be cleverly disguised as a really popular jazz club, where the likes of................................no wait, all of the best, bands and artists would guest.
My basement will be the actual HQ, where i would have an english bullterrier (with a black eyepatch), i wouldnt need any crazy weapons or anything, apart from the greatest car ever (ill sort that out later), because i will be one of the first humanbeings to have a mutation, which will be telepathic and telekinetic abilities.
I will also have connections with all the rats of the country as my watch outs as apparently your only ever a few metres away from one!
Also, i will probably last quite a few movies, because i wont get easily seducted by james bond because of my powerful mind! eeeheheheheehh!

I forgot to mention that the leader of my army and my number 2 would be annE, the ultimate weapon of destruction (anne from lil britain)... EH eh eheehhhhhh

my evil lair woud be a chemical plant in the hills of some jungle, i would have vars field of marijuana growing to be incinorated and the massive smoke stack would pump it straight into the jet stream so it would circle the globe and get EVERYONE stoned. i would the monopolise the munchie industry so i would become the richest man in the world.

my personal body gaurds would be scantily clad dominatrix women that knew martial arts (and how to please their master) my henchmen.........well who cares about them, it's not like they have name badges and are always first to die

I'd have my base situated in another dimension accessable only if you can rip a hole in the fabric of time & space... that should deter amature do-gooders.

but of course the base would be decked out in the latests and greatests of tesla & fire traps to welcome all my uninvited guests and also evil flying monkeys with gills and laser eyes! Power generators, server rooms, ops rooms, will all be renamed something innocent like barracks, storerooms, etc., etc. while rooms built for the sole purpose of eliminating do-gooders quickly and messily shall be named as power generators, server rooms, ops rooms, etc., etc.

this makes me want to go back and play evil genius again (if i could only remember where i left that cd)

Hee hee hee

I would have a huge gothic castle, somewhere in the middle of the north Atlantic sea, on a rocky island.

I would have flying monkeys (Wizard of Oz esque), with poisonous claws.

My minions (i prefer that word then henchmen) would have black cloaks, with guns hidden under them.

I'd also have an underground submarine port. Because my rocky island would be too dangerous for normal ships. Plus it'd mean getting to my island would be very hard - making it easier to defend.

i tend to refer to my minions/henchmen/henchwomen as employees or stakeholders... makes them feel better & less likely to revolt (and that i arm them with stakes also)...

I like to call the 'Expendable Friends'. Mwaaaaaahahahaha

Well Mine would have to be under the sea.
yes, under the sea
Darlin’ it’s better
Down where it’s wetter,
Take it from me

Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away

While we’re devotin’
Full time to floatin’
Under the sea

with electric eels and sharks with frickin' lazer beams attached to their heads.

So its more like a scene from gold member and the lil mermaid than an evil HQ?

Did u not hear me? frickin' lazer beams! and a car/boat/sub to get there. complete with frickin lazer beams too

c'mon kids! There's enough frickin laser beams for everybody! No need to fight over them...

There's a fight? where?
*chants* fight! fight! fight!

ka pow!! *throws a punch at tink*

that shud shut her up!!

Jks!! jks! just messing

*turns to evil henchmen*

keel heem!

Wheres anne!? Where!?! She has left me!!

*runs away to hide*

PPPPPZZZZZZZTTTTTT....

*burns everyone with tesla*

muw-hahahahahaa....

Do you reckon that not only do the 'Supreme Evil Lord's' fight with the 'Goodies'. But do they fight with each other? Or are they just best friends? They mite have some aliance going on.

I'd be willing to share my power i spose...

i'll consider it
but for now...

*shoots death ray wildly around thread