What is on your desktop?

What is on yours?

On mine I have a oversized permament marker, a random assortment of pens and pencils. about 12 sets of various bao ding massage balls (I sort of collect them)

Several high intensity LED's.

Two kalidiscopes.

Two zippoo lighters.

Lock deicer.

ball shaped candle.

Empty tin of dark star personal reserve cut pipe tobacco

phone with a lot of buttons I will never use.

cassete recording deck.
ash tray full of my moms cigarette butts.
package of ruined chocalate flavoured cigarette

papers (left them in my pocket when I went
swimming at the beach)

a tin of solani pipe tobacco, almost empty.

Several stickers with the logo of the now closed paintball field I used to play at.

Ticket stub for the best little whorehouse in texas (neptune theater halifax)

package of crochet hooks

empty reusable juice container.

Digital calendar/PDA contraption that no one will ever use.

role of clear grip tape.

bar of hotel sized soap.

tube of unbreakable bubbles (glue bubbles)

box of 8 gram disposable co2 cartridges for a seltzer maker (which we don't own or have never owned)

glass jar of vanilla extract from the dominican republic.

Several 9 volt batteries, endless cd's, a printer, a blood donar services canada keychain.
Several clay sculptures includeing a gilligan head, a dragon, a basket, a potato monster and a dragon with barney clenched in it's teeth.

stuffed penguin.

Endless computer manuals.

broken string puppet.

microphone.

small butane torch

rock hammer.

plastic popeye figurine.

several quick links.

Who knows what else.

wow thats an incredible collection of stuff....
mines not actully my desktop but ill make a list anyway,

3 extenstion cables

modem

usb port thingy

1 pot of multi purpose wet wipes

1 scanner

1 iron horses dvd

lots of bits of paper

pencil

mouse

keyboard

several mousemats

monitor

printer

air duster

2 speakers

halogen lamp

several floppy disks

many cds

1 map of lands end and isles of scilly

1 mini disco ball

I have:

a selection of cds I've just transfered onto my computer

2 DVDs - The Labyrinth and Life of Brian

Some 'Super De-icer'. It's not really that super though, it refroze onto my windscreen last time I used it.

A poi handle

3 tins of lighter fluid

2 Catwoman comics

Microporus tape

Jif Lemon Juice

A gas lamp

A selection of pen-knives

A lego Obi-Wan

how big is you dsk exactally?!!!

i have
a montior
a printer
a mouse + mouse pad
a biro
an empty ink cartirdge that can't seem to make its way to the bin
a digital camera
floppy disks 6 to be exact
a pink note pad
2 fruit shortbread bickies
half an apple
some fruit juice and a resin cube with a toy helicopter inside
oh and some shopping reciepts

hope i satisfied you curiousity

at work i have 7school servers,
3 monitors,
a PSU syetem,
around about 700CDS
A fan
trays
and all sorts of computer related stuff!

You must have a really big desk

on my desk i have

7 folders (only 3 of which i use)

5 trays (to keep all my crap in)

A picutre of my Munchkin (my niece Alysha, she's 1)

Fan (to keep me cool when i get hot and bothered)

1 box of paper clips

Long nose pliers (very handy)

Hi-lighters

A Stapler

Calander (to mark pip's on)

Coaster

Hole puncher

Lots of filing

and a little multi coloured plastasine pendant someone made for Burning Man (i soooo want to go next year )

a penguin!

or mabbe just a computer.

Computer monitor
Speakers
Blank CDs (roughly 100)
Written CDs waiting to be sorted (again, roughly 100)
Half empty Dr Pepper can
Lamp
Phone
Stapler
Keyboard (duh?)
Gargoyle statue
Unopened chopstick packet
Spare change
Paperwork waiting to be filled out
Can of breath mints
Kleenex box
Talent show trophy
Digital alarm clock

scanner speakers moniter wiff kos-mos from xeno saga files stapler, staple eater, a disc with some mp3s my hybrid cd, my lost boy cd and my luna c cd. oh and a cup of water and cinnamon grahm crackers. god im bored

computer setup...duh

3M full face respirator with aerosol/particle/organic vapor filter

2 unused nitrile gloves

sunglasses

lab coat

lab book

phone book

article on explosives analysis using spme "Solid Phase Micro Extraction" fibers.

various data (CD and hard copy) regarding high explosives analysis using hplc and gc-ms that's "High Performance Liquid Chromatography" and "Gas Chromatography-Mass Spectrometry"

GCMS manual

burt out gc collumn (worth $1000 new)

digital timer

pens, pencils, sharpies

Chemical inventory

month old coffee cup

cell phone charger

two roles of paper tape (for lables)

new rw cds

variouse backup data CDs

calendar planner

paper towels

molecular model of Trinitrotoluene (TNT) and of diamond structure. (just for fun)

digital video camera

hey, you asked

my desk is about average size but it has a six foot tall hutch loaded with shelf space, and shelves all down one side.

dooood what the hell do you do dantana make bombs

and what do you have growin in your cofee cup

I'm not realy allowed to talk about that yet.... MAYBE some day, but not right now.

My job title is "Research Specialist I" and I work for the military as a civilian subcontractor. That is about all that I am allowed to say.

Don't worry, the coffee cup is empty, I just forgot to bring it home last month. I noticed it sitting behind my monitor when I was listing the contents of my desktop... actually, wait a second....

OH MY GOODNESS!!! there is something green and slimy crawling up out of the cup! Flee! Run for your lives! Your firearms are useless against it!

ROFLMAO

its a cofee monster!!!

maybe you can sell it to the military as a bio weapon

your job sounds way kewler then mine but do you have a big can of rubber cement that you can sniff when your board?!?! huh huh i didnt think so

Oh jesus. You dont wanna know whats on my desktop. Its such a mess. Ill just go over a short (relatively) list of what I got.

8 empty glasses
2 empty mugs
2 dirty plates
2 dirty forks
An overflowing ash tray
A few books for Photoshop, Director, C++, Illustrator, etc.
A bunch of empty cigarette packs
Nail clippers
Computer speakers
Gilette Mach 3 razor
Half empty can of butane
Camera attachment for my cell phone
An old broken cell phone
A few CDs varying from blank CDRs to Ozzfest 2003 Sampler
Pen organizer with no pens in it
Some VHS tapes
A flashlight/car lock thawer
A rake for my small zen garden
Instruction pamphlet for Astrojax
Leather Fossil watch
A spoon
A few empty nic bags
Advil Flu and Body Ache pills
Receipts from CompUSA
A note left by my mom

Thats the bulk of it. I should really clean up a bit hehe.

Sticky tape (big and small)
photos
medals
South African Flag
Russian souveniers
camera bag
usb cable
1984 by george Orwell
half full glas of water
and soon some choc cake
Random stuff is cool!

Two moniters
Two lamps
a bear on a chair
Game Boy advanced
About 6 CD's strewn around.
Cup full of pencils
Palm pilot
Four speakers
GeForce 2
Two cases of .5 led
Hub
Phone
Cell phone
Water bottle
'bout 50 Euros
30 quid
Plastic Bags
Three rulers
Empty CD cases
Kleenex box
Sharpie
Bike wrenches
Pin that i'm to lazy to see what it says
Blacklight is on the shelf.


Oh, and speaking of shelf, I have 3 rows of shelves that has a crap load of stuff that I can't even begin to describe. (One of the items includes a statue of death that I bought at the druid caves around England).

Kinudin

ok

Computer stuff
stress ball (very used)
bay blade twirley thingo
rose quartz
labredorite
Quan Yin
citrine
red tigers eye
picture of Arsn and buddha (kitty)
fire twirling pics
a toy chicken that clucks
a picture that arsn drew for me
an elzabeth kyle card
sully the monster
an 'office princess' teddy bear
two purple butterflys
the giant book of dreams
sunnies
price list for telephone connection
sellotape
s**tloads of paper work (completed )

a model of a theatre i designed, sitting on a box full of star wars stuff
philips head screwdriver
metronome, gloves, nail clippers, speakers
Nine Inch Nails: and all that could have been - fancy canvas packaging special edition thing (excellent)
pillow, charcoal, pencils, pens, modelling knife, assorted cds, and cd cases, deodorant, blu-tac, bracelet made of leather and can ring pull thingies, braclet made out of two plastic red KFC spoons melted together
assorted papery things, recipts catalouges, tax statement, photos, phone numbers
more reshaped KFC spoons
cd storer box thingy
Polo Sport nice smelly stuff
a mug and two glasses and a lighter and a box of tissues

the regular computer garb
lots of folders, paperwork, worky type stuff...
stapler
paper puncher
tippex
cellotape
a mug full of pens, pencils
another mug full of coloured highlighters
some work-related books
ok, and lots more worky officey stuff...
a keyboard duster that looks like mr snuffeluffegus
brazil nut & cocoa butter hand cream
2 bottles of water
half eaten toasted cheese sambo
an apple
a small bar of chocolate
a hand carved & painted egg from croatia
companero - jorge castaneda
diary of a genius - salvador dali
a birthday card (that i must post today)
phone
mobile phone
a dutch dictionary
nail file
a summons from the court for jury duty !
a bulgarian good luck charm
mobile phone charger
a fluffy reindeer
diary
a big smiley sun
headphones
post-its (everywhere!)
a small egg-shaped hematite paperweight
tissues
(the toasted cheese sambo is no more)
a small sad looking cactus
miniatures of the argonath
purse
some loose coins
house & car keys
ticket stubb from ireland v turkey match from last night
packet of smokes + lighter
(the chocolate is no more)
...and a scarface mousemat....

that's it....
L

I don't really have a desktop, per se, but in various places which I use at home as worktops, there are:
18" handle double-levered bolt cutters
several Sun 19" monitors
several serial terminals
about 45' of 5/8" fire rope
PVA
8gauge 1 1/4" woodscrews and 8gauge countersinks
quicklinks in a chain
firepoi and the tub I use as a dunk
various lengths of various chains
superglue
RJ45 crimp tool
screwdrivers, pliers, leatherman
pile of junk mail
random lanterns and nightlight candles
tapes for various machines
laptop external cd-rom/floppy
leased-line cable and BER tester and various modules for it
pens
bag of cisco console cables and ends
trilobite fossil
a couple of plants

(OK, so I cheated, that's the combined output of a fair few surfaces, but still...). Not only that, but I seem to have offered to make several sets of wicks for various people at spitz last night...