The most painful thing I’ve done this year (or last)

I just fell backwards of my unicycle onto my BMX and mountain bike not only pulling skin of my finger by putting my hand on the chain rings but wait for it

Stabbing myself in the arm pit with the bar end of my mountain bike
AGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR
OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHH
Sharp intake of breath
While I lay on the floor wondering what the hell I had done…………….



I had no idea something could hurt so much without blood

And yet you can post your injury. Stop moaning, ya big girl's blouse

only kidding mate!

*insert the recommended amount of pity here*

I was working in a theater, focusing a spot light, and a removable shutter came out of the light. The light had been on for ages, the shutter was basically just a flat piece of metal held infront of the lightsource. It was so hot that my fingers stuck to it, i swear all i could smelly was frying sausages. Last year, by far the most painful thing though.

Mint Sauce, hope you heal up soon

hmmmmmm crashing my motor bike at a junction (infront of a lorry) breaking my big toe on the landing and sliding down the road 10 feet ( yay)




* thank god for safety rear*

*waits for Tobi to be able to look back and laugh so that I can too*

I usually find jumping around like a loon helps me to forget about pain... Unless it's in my Happy Sacks... then I just wanna curl up and die...

that’s what it felt like I just lay there wanting to die never felt pain like it not even in the Happy Sacks that’s bad but not this bad.

maybe that’s why your arm pits are under your arms to keep them out of harms way lol

Accidently stepping into a hole and smashing my shin. I still have the huge bruise and there's a huge nob there now, and its been nearly a month. By far the most painfull thing I've encountered...

Dislocated my thumb at my 1st Kyu Grading (Martial Arts) Then put it back in myself with a nice popping/cracking sound that made everyone in the dojo shudder... It was so worth the pain... lol

I just bring pain on my self i just had my nipple pierced and i went raving once the day after braking my lil toe now that hurt the next day but then im good with pain lol. i fined shouting at what ever has hurt me helps until some one sees me telling my toe its a f***in *u** then i just look crazy

Well, this year( you know this already Tobi but I thaught I'd share).

I thaught I was being good and washing out my tomato soup tin, and squeezing it shut, so the foxes don't get hurt .............and BAM ! That was not tomato soup that I had not washed out of the soup tin, but blood ! NNNNNaaaaarG

Then again it wasn't very painful, but I had blood and no immediate plasters

*hopps around* i feel yer pain owwies.. my most painfull of memories is my brother.. me and a baseball bat (aluminum) to my forehead.. then later on him+me+ice pick in my hand.. owchies

Try giving the fleshy part between your thumb and index finger a good hard squeeze, it should be followed by a yelp of pain and a "how did that hurt so much" feeling

hope it doesnt hurt too much
Motley

I had to have my 21 year old cat put to sleep.

Last September or so i managed a great one when charging for a train when i was running late,, misstimed the jump for the door so one leg went in but the other went betwixt the train and the platform,, ended up clutching my shin in the gangway for a wee while,, but it did give everyone else on the train a great early morning giggle Still have a rather nice hole in my leg because of it lol

Had to stitch my 10in' long 2in' deep cut, from falling down a cliff into a pinetree...

hurt like hell, but was worth the thread

pulled summat in me left arm.... twang ouch

most painful thing i remember was a while ago now. i used to do springboard diving and in a competition i did a dive and didnt quite jump far enough before turning to go in the water headfirst. hit the end of the board straight on with my shoulder and cut the back of my leg from above knee to my ankle. didnt hurt much at the time but by the day after... ouch!

Pen Draven- sounds painful but gotta say that one made me smile!

also just today, i was messing around with poi and had to duck out the way so i didnt hit myself in the face. only i ducked too far too fast and pulled muscles in my side! whoops!