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#735252 - 21/05/06 03:47 PM The funniest thing you saw recently??? ****
ickleMatt Offline
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Registered: 04/04/06
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As a variant to "The funniest thing you heard recently???"

In Delhi, India I was visiting a mosque (as a tourist - I'm a huge fan of Islamic architecture), it was a Friday so it was super busy.

Everything and eveybody was serious and very pious. Then I saw a young guy (early twenties) with a turban on and his t-shirt it read:

"I love feminists
and cute lesbians too"



I had to escape before turning into a giggling puddle on the floor.
Would have been a top photo, but I didn't feel comfortable wipping out my camera during friday prayer.

Whats made you laff out loud recently?

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#735253 - 21/05/06 10:36 PM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: ickleMatt]
alien_oddity Offline
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Registered: 31/12/04
Loc: in the trees
lastnight, i was watching deal or no deal (UK) i was a bit spazzed out still from the rave the night before, but i found it sooooo funy that within the first three rounds the contestant had wiped out nearly ALL the big prizes, and every other box chosen was a big prize. long story short by the end the banker offered her £2000, she had two boxes left............£750 or £5000 (i was hoping for the £750) in the end she beat the banker but my god that show was tripped out

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#735254 - 21/05/06 11:10 PM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: alien_oddity]
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lol i was watching on the oterh day, might have been yesterday where it took me 20 minutes to work out that they were dressed up for eurovision, and it wasnt a really bad transvestite, it was actually a woman
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#735255 - 21/05/06 11:51 PM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: VampyricAcid]
alien_oddity Offline
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just been watchin the higlights from big brother and HOW funny was it seeing that blond prima-donna screeching " i need bottled water, i feel like i'm going to die, i CAN'T drink tap water, i feel like a tramp moan moan moan


F&%*ing spoilt, stuck up, self centered cow man she needs a slap and if there is any opetunity for the general public to make her do demeaning tasks that she will fail........................it's getting my vote haha

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#735256 - 22/05/06 12:05 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: alien_oddity]
Medusa Offline
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Nooooo don't vote her off....I think it is funny watching her suffer we have to keep her in to annoy everyone and laugh at her spoilt brattiness!!!

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#735257 - 22/05/06 12:21 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: Medusa]
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Registered: 10/10/04
Loc: Nuneaton
ok last weeks "have i got news for you" Paul Merton with his "how do you do" comments concerning the national curriclum for babies

and when i was walking in the park last week there was a Staffodshire bull terrier tying to get a stick, only the stick was actually attatched to the tree and he was spinning around and around and around about 4 foot off the floor....
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#735258 - 22/05/06 12:35 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: Medusa]
alien_oddity Offline
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 Written by: Medusa


Nooooo don't vote her off....I think it is funny watching her suffer we have to keep her in to annoy everyone and laugh at her spoilt brattiness!!!





oh i totally agree, keep in the spoilt cow i'd like to see her suffer BIG TIME. she needs to learn there's more to life than bottled water and peroxide

" I NEED BOTTLED WATER, I CAN'T DRINK TAP WATER"

i wonder why....................because it comes out of a tap......................or because it's too common to drink water from the tap (even if it is filtered twice)

send her to africa so she can experience REAL dehyration

pete................what can i say the guy is wicked, it's good he's highlighting the fact that people with tourretts(SP??) can function in socioty

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#735259 - 22/05/06 02:10 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: alien_oddity]
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lmao, ravehead, you really dont like her, eh?
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#735260 - 22/05/06 02:30 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: RaveRepresent]
alien_oddity Offline
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i don't like anyone that shallow, selfish, childish, manipulative, etc,etc............she is the embodyment of so much i don't like about human nature all rolled into one

i wouldn't say i hate her, no........hate is a powerfull emotion and at the end of the day the only person that is affected by hating something/someone is the person doing the hating.

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#735261 - 22/05/06 02:59 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: alien_oddity]
jo_rhymes Offline
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Registered: 10/04/05
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on the way home from Firegathering there was a thai restaurant called "Beau Thai" hahahha brilliant!
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#735262 - 22/05/06 03:24 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: jo_rhymes]
GothFrogette Offline
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Registered: 10/10/04
Loc: Nuneaton
 Written by: jo_rhymes


on the way home from Firegathering there was a thai restaurant called "Beau Thai" hahahha brilliant!



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#735263 - 22/05/06 04:13 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? *DELETED* [Re: GothFrogette]
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#735264 - 22/05/06 04:27 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: 87wt2gxq7]
Sixth Offline
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Registered: 31/10/05
Loc: Manchester / London
a small dog humping a guys leg at the bus stop
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#735265 - 23/05/06 11:21 PM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: Sixth]
Dunc Offline
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I saw Jo Rhymes running around and trying to make her Molly Dog hump her leg, but with all the ecouragement in the world the dog just wasn't interested....
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#735266 - 24/05/06 12:18 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: Dunc]
alien_oddity Offline
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Registered: 31/12/04
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i just found this in my mail box, the audio is poor so you need to turn it up to hear the message at the end

http://8200n.com/unbelievable3/ub3sublim.html

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#735267 - 24/05/06 12:36 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: alien_oddity]
Pen Draven Offline
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Registered: 01/09/05
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Well theres always this

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/23440/matrix_cow/

Gotta love Kung Pow,, a very silly film,, but then all of the 'Thumb' films are insanely daft aswell
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#735268 - 24/05/06 12:57 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: alien_oddity]
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 Written by: ravehead


i just found this in my mail box, the audio is poor so you need to turn it up to hear the message at the end

http://8200n.com/unbelievable3/ub3sublim.html



RAVEHEAD! that scared the absolute S**t out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that really wasnt nice.

(now who should i send it to )
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#735269 - 24/05/06 01:03 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: Mr Majestik]
alien_oddity Offline
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ROFL it's great ain't it

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#735270 - 24/05/06 01:09 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: alien_oddity]
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 Written by: ravehead


 Written by: Medusa


Nooooo don't vote her off....I think it is funny watching her suffer we have to keep her in to annoy everyone and laugh at her spoilt brattiness!!!





oh i totally agree, keep in the spoilt cow i'd like to see her suffer BIG TIME. she needs to learn there's more to life than bottled water and peroxide

" I NEED BOTTLED WATER, I CAN'T DRINK TAP WATER"

i wonder why....................because it comes out of a tap......................or because it's too common to drink water from the tap (even if it is filtered twice)

send her to africa so she can experience REAL dehyration





Apparently she's a recovering anorexic... Anorexics believe the toxins in tap water will make them fat. Her friends have said that she has attempted suicide a few times and are now berating big Brother for failing to pick up on this during her psychological profile and allowing her into with house with that state of mind...

Hmmmm...
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#735271 - 24/05/06 01:25 AM Re: The funniest thing you saw recently??? [Re: Neon_Shaolin]
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Registered: 09/05/05
Loc: Cape Town, South Africa
Ravehead, you are lucky I don't know who you are or where you live, otherwise I would come and beat the out of you! : I think I soiled myself...

*Leaves room to go change pants*...

*comes back with clean underwear*

Haha, sending link to a number of people who are already afraid of the dark
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