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#774359 - 12/09/06 09:55 AM The Kids These Days! *****
Doc Lightning Offline
HOP Mad Doctor

Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
I had THE FUNNIEST clinic today.

First was the 4-month old I saw. Mom says "his teeth are coming in!" Indeed...his teeth are coming in. Now, most 4-month-olds can't sit up and are just getting good head control. I put this kid on the table and he sits right up and looks at me and smiles. My face almost fell off. And then he was TICKLISH! I've never seen a 4-month-old who was ticklish! Amazing. He'll be walking at 9 months I swear. Never saw anything like it.

Next was the 4-year-old boy who looked at me with stoic eyes and said "I know the shot's gonna hurt, but I'll be brave because I know it's good for me." He was very brave about it, too.

Next was the ten-year-old boy who came in going "I don't see why my mom feels the need to bring me in to the doctor every time I have some virus!" Indeed, he had a virus. His response "Duh I have a virus! Runny noses are always viruses or allergies!" Woah. This kid went to medical school or what? Because that's exactly right.

Next was the mom who comes in and I notice that she's speaking to her 3-year-old daughter in some Asian language, which it turns out is Vietnamese. I congratulate her on this and encourage her to always speak to her daughter in Vietnamese, but she says that she's concerned that her daughter speaks Vietnamese just fine but not English. At this point the kid looks at me and says "Do you have stickers? Can I have one? What kind do you have? Do you have Dora?" I was like "OK, mom, I think we'll be just fine with the English!" I did, indeed, have Dora stickers.

Last case was a 12-year-old girl who just started her period a couple of months ago. Quoth she: "It's not all it's cracked up to be!"

I love kids.
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-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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#774360 - 12/09/06 10:07 AM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: Doc Lightning]
lilith_in_london Offline
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Registered: 29/06/05
Loc: floating about
ooh much cuteness! how come they're not like this where i work??

it looks like you love your job... that's lovely
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#774361 - 12/09/06 10:10 AM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: lilith_in_london]
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*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*

Registered: 31/07/05
Loc: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
 Written by: Doc

"It's not all it's cracked up to be!"




Classic
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#774362 - 12/09/06 10:17 AM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: lilith_in_london]
WOFT Offline
Likes trees...

Registered: 09/05/05
Loc: Cape Town, South Africa
i like children that belong to other people. That way, I can play with them when they are nice, and give them to their parents when they aren't. I don't feel a calling to pediatrics yet
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#774363 - 12/09/06 10:43 AM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: WOFT]
Doc Lightning Offline
HOP Mad Doctor

Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
In the words of my grandmother when looking at a baby: "Blessed animal... Glad it's not mine!"
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-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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#774364 - 12/09/06 10:50 AM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: Doc Lightning]
Valura Offline
Mumma Hen

Registered: 25/04/02
Loc: Brisbane, Australia
I swear dora the explorer is taking over the world. Taj LOVES her and my friends two year old daughter is already speaking some spanish because of dora....


plus the theme song plays through my head ALL the time...espically when Im trying to sleep.

cute kids! 4 months old and already sitting up?!?! whoa!
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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#774365 - 12/09/06 07:17 PM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: Valura]
Dragosani Offline
sunset seadragon

Registered: 02/06/05
Loc: some little fluffy clouds
I remember clearly the day that my sister started her period for the first time. (there's a 12 year difference between us)
It must have hurt a bit and she had to be introduced to everything it involves - hygiene etc... - by her mother.
I was at my fathers that day and I remember that when she came down, hate just radiated from her eyes. She burst out in tear and started screaming that she hated us and all men and that it was not fair and that we were all bloody b*stards.
My father and me just looked at each other, sheepishly shuffling our feet, not knowing how to handle that...

We're a few years later now and things have changed quite a bit. If she has a particularly heavy period I can sense it in her and I know when to feed her chocolate and heat up the cherish pip cushion. She then growls her gratitude, which is a BIG improvement ! ! !
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#774366 - 12/09/06 07:53 PM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: Dragosani]
FoxInDocs Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 10/07/05
Loc: Adelaide, SA
that's some serious pms, not even i'm that bad...
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#774367 - 12/09/06 08:26 PM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: Doc Lightning]
NOn Offline
activist for HoPper liberation.

Registered: 23/06/04
Loc: ffidrac
 Written by: Doc Lightning


I had THE FUNNIEST clinic today.

First was the 4-month old I saw. Mom says "his teeth are coming in!" Indeed...his teeth are coming in. Now, most 4-month-olds can't sit up and are just getting good head control. I put this kid on the table and he sits right up and looks at me and smiles. My face almost fell off. And then he was TICKLISH! I've never seen a 4-month-old who was ticklish! Amazing. He'll be walking at 9 months I swear. Never saw anything like it.



Maybe i'm just not a kid kind of person, but that doesn't make me think cute, in fact i have a rather scary image in my head of a baby with far too many teeth, grinning a scary kind of cheshire cat grin... Although i'm sure in reality that's not how it was...

do you think you've had a run of child prodigys? they all seem pretty smart
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#774368 - 12/09/06 08:40 PM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: NOn]
87wt2gxq7 Offline
veteran

Registered: 12/04/05
Loc: Birmingham
aww, so cute!

(what Doc's not telling us of course, is the number of 'orrible little evil monster children from hell he has to deal with in between these lil angels )

Who's this Dora then?

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#774369 - 12/09/06 08:50 PM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: NOn]
sketch Offline
Empirically random...

Registered: 16/05/06
Loc: Lincoln
 Written by: NOn


Maybe i'm just not a kid kind of person, but that doesn't make me think cute, in fact i have a rather scary image in my head of a baby with far too many teeth, grinning a scary kind of cheshire cat grin... Although i'm sure in reality that's not how it was...




See, i really like kids, but i know what your saying! its like stewy off family guy -
" damn you woman, give me back my raygun!"
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#774370 - 12/09/06 09:14 PM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: sketch]
FreyaJ Offline
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be

Registered: 02/05/06
Loc: Horsham : Norwich
Dora meet 87wt2gxq7...



87wt2gxq7 meet Dora...shes an Explorer
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#774371 - 12/09/06 10:46 PM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: FreyaJ]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
Walking at 9 months? Is that unusual? Cos I walked at 10 months.

sorry! i'm an only child so never had siblings to figure these things out with
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#774372 - 12/09/06 11:28 PM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: Rouge Dragon]
Dunc Offline
playing the days away

Registered: 19/08/03
Loc: The Middle lands
Kids are so awesome, I never thought so till I had my own!

Yes walking at 9 months is quite early Rouge, something to do with development of the pelvis I think? You can't walk (or possibly crawl too) till the pelvis is ready, I think around 1 year or just over is pretty average for walking.

Edan still can't sit up normally and he's over one now!! He goes from his back to his front and then backs up onto his butt, he can't do it from lying on his back. The little cutie has only just started crawling too, will be a while before he walks unaided I think although he loves walking his little push car around.

Lightning you say being ticklish at 4 months is weird? I remember Edan being ticklish pretty much straight after birth, certainly by 6 weeks we tickled him quite often and he loved it, so seriously, is that not normal or something?
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#774373 - 13/09/06 10:55 AM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: Dunc]
Doc Lightning Offline
HOP Mad Doctor

Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
Dunc, "ticklish" is not a developmental milestone, but normally the littlest babies aren't ticklish.

Today I had a 5yo boy who was a very talkative, precocious kid. I said "Wow, you're five?"

His very matter-of-fact response: "Yeah, but I know; I look six."
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-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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#774374 - 13/09/06 11:00 AM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: Rouge Dragon]
Doc Lightning Offline
HOP Mad Doctor

Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
 Written by: Rouge Dragon


Walking at 9 months? Is that unusual? Cos I walked at 10 months.

sorry! i'm an only child so never had siblings to figure these things out with



Walking is usually 10-14 months. If they aren't walking at 14 months, I'm worried. They should be pulling themselves up to stand by 9 months.

One of the best parts of my job is watching these newborns grow into little people and put themselves together into walking, talking, human beings.
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-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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#774375 - 13/09/06 11:43 AM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: Doc Lightning]
Valura Offline
Mumma Hen

Registered: 25/04/02
Loc: Brisbane, Australia
Taj is walking now! Yesterday he took 6 steps in a row... the cute, lift your leg as high as you can, kind of steps... He is just 14 months, (by a day now) a friend of mines baby wasnt walking until 18 months...
Tajs gives big sloppy kisses and high fives now too. He also has this thing for putting EVERYTHING (remotes carkeys telephones) into his little baby shopping trolley (a real metal one!) and wlaking it around... so so cute.

arrrghhh anyway Im wayyy off topic and into shameless baby promotion now... sorry!
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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#774376 - 13/09/06 12:50 PM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: Valura]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
*hnnnnnnnn*

*hnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

*hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*
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#774377 - 13/09/06 02:06 PM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: Valura]
Doc Lightning Offline
HOP Mad Doctor

Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
 Written by: Valura


Taj is walking now! Yesterday he took 6 steps in a row... the cute, lift your leg as high as you can, kind of steps... He is just 14 months, (by a day now) a friend of mines baby wasnt walking until 18 months...



That baby has a developmental delay and needs to be seen by a pediatrician. And a pediatrician who won't blow it off as "oh, he's fine." Seriously.

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Tajs gives big sloppy kisses and high fives now too. He also has this thing for putting EVERYTHING (remotes carkeys telephones) into his little baby shopping trolley (a real metal one!) and wlaking it around... so so cute.



Taj, on the other hand does not sound like he has a developmental delay. In fact, he sounds like he's ADORABLE, very cute, and very developmentally appropriate. And I can't wait to meet him in March!

Except...I thought he took his first steps a few weeks ago?

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arrrghhh anyway Im wayyy off topic and into shameless baby promotion now... sorry!



Well the thread is about cute kids. Are you saying that talking about Taj in a thread like this is off-topic? ARE YOU SAYING YOUR SON ISN'T CUTE??? HUH?
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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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#774378 - 13/09/06 11:55 PM Re: The Kids These Days! [Re: Doc Lightning]
Dunc Offline
playing the days away

Registered: 19/08/03
Loc: The Middle lands
A friend of mine's baby didn't walk till it was well over 2!! It started to walk at about 16 months, then changed it's mine and didn't bother again until about 26 months!!

Yey for shameless baby promotion
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