Tell me, what do ya all think about this?!

Tell me what you think of this, or does any1 have anything else like this?

"From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes
100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While hard
work and knowledge will get you close, and atitude will get you there,
Bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!

But..........

not much beats SHAGGING THE BOSS
19+8+1+7+7+9+14+7+20+8+5+2+15+19+19 = 160%"


Would love to know what u all think, oh and im the boss!

Grr to the Mass

Strange that....cuz W@nking at Work = 164%! And my place is full of w@nkers who get promoted and workers who get sh1t on repeatedly!!

what I think of this:
its sad but true

I dunno myself. Michael Jacksons family said they are behind him 1000% if thats even possible. Personally you can exceed 100%. As on tests. You can get higher than 100 just by doing everything right, AND doing the bonus problem. Thus, you get 101% or maybe even 102%. I guess you can give over a hundred percent in life, if and only if you go beyond the expectations. Such as this. You are asked to wash the car, so you wash it, but also get it repainted waxed, redone with high performance parts, and then have the interior done with leather. At that point, I do believe you have given well over 100%! Unfortunately, unless you're rich, you prolly wont do that...