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#759839 - 02/08/06 10:21 AM Scissors Paper Rock
ben-ja-men just lost .... evil init Registered: 12/06/03 Loc: Adelaide	jean sent me this in an email and i thought it was worth sharing I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f*%king way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that sh it up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh it, I'm sorry. I thought that paper would protect you" _________________________ Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
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#759840 - 02/08/06 10:46 AM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: ben-ja-men]
jo_rhymes Momma Bear Registered: 10/04/05 Loc: Telford, Shrops	_________________________ Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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#759841 - 02/08/06 11:19 AM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: jo_rhymes]
Fine_Rabid_Dog Internet Hate Machine Registered: 26/05/04 Loc: They seek him here, they seek ...	I hate this game... _________________________ The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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#759842 - 02/08/06 12:24 PM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: Fine_Rabid_Dog]
NYC NYC Registered: 26/08/01 Loc: NYC, NY, USA	I feel like UCOF (or Cole maybe) posted something about a huge rock-scissors-paper matrix of many more hand symbols with even more contrived reasons for winning an losing. "Good ol' rock. Nothing beats that. D'Oh!!" -Bart Simpson _________________________ Well, shall we go? Yes, let's go. [They do not move.]
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#759843 - 02/08/06 03:51 PM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: NYC]
Dangerousmind66 Member Registered: 30/05/04	I think Ive seen that around somewhere before too. Wait, I printed out a copy and its laying beside the computer. Oh yeah.
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#759844 - 02/08/06 04:36 PM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: Dangerousmind66]
Arnwyn old hand Registered: 13/10/05 Loc: Adelaide	Nice one Ben... _________________________ L&L The Fairy God Mother ~~ " i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon* "that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
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#759845 - 02/08/06 05:01 PM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: Arnwyn]
Adya Miriyana *slou? Registered: 04/02/05 Loc: Adelaide	giggles jean sent me this one too "Look over ... there!!"
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#759846 - 02/08/06 05:29 PM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: Adya Miriyana]
Gnor Carpal \'Tunnel Registered: 31/03/03 Loc: Perth	I got sent it but didnt know who it was from
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#759847 - 02/08/06 06:25 PM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: Gnor]
Mr Majestik coming to a country near you Registered: 09/03/04 Loc: home of the tiney toothy bear	indeed, Mr UCOF did. i'd love to see someone try to play it though, with 25 different hand shapes i'm sure you could claim you were doing one move when you were doing another. _________________________ "but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?" jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
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#759848 - 02/08/06 08:33 PM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: Mr Majestik]
pounce Carpal \'Tunnel Registered: 10/01/03 Loc: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...	!!!! _________________________ I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. giggles
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#759849 - 02/08/06 09:19 PM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: pounce]
Arnwyn old hand Registered: 13/10/05 Loc: Adelaide	Gnor - I think that I may have been the likely suspect for the one who sent it to you _________________________ L&L The Fairy God Mother ~~ " i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon* "that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
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#759850 - 03/08/06 02:18 AM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: Arnwyn]
PoiMeansPrizes newbie Registered: 03/08/06	hahaha nic one. Nothing beats Poi though. I always use Poi.
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#759851 - 03/08/06 03:33 AM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: PoiMeansPrizes]
Sambo_Flux Introverted Registered: 14/06/06 Loc: Norf London	This is how they play in Iraq: http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/one.html Bwahaha! _________________________ My Mind is a Ship Emotions become the Waves Soul is the Ocean If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?
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#759852 - 11/08/06 07:48 AM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: Sambo_Flux]
Triptoe member Registered: 02/06/06 Loc: Europe	Some people play the game with holes...: Scissors, paper, rock, hole... scissor beats paper paper beats rock rock beats scissor hole beats rock but i don't understand why the hole doesn't beat all the other fuss... paper, yes it could beat the hole by lying on it, scissor....er no _________________________ -I love goats and cheesecake-
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#759853 - 11/08/06 10:06 AM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: Triptoe]
wonderloey enthusiast Registered: 21/02/06 Loc: Melbourne - home of pirates	How can a hole beat anything? By its very nature it's... welll.. a hole. There's nothing in it... the paper question has always plagued me... I suppose you could papier mache (sp?) the rock.. so it looked like paper. _________________________ "You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow.
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#759854 - 11/08/06 09:10 PM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: Sambo_Flux]
coleman big and good and broken Registered: 29/08/02 Loc: lunn dunn, yoo kay	Written by: SamboFlux This is how they play in Iraq: http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/one.html Bwahaha! WTF?!??!! how did i never see that before - genius! thanks sambo cole. x _________________________ "i see you at 'dis cafe. i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself. they do porridge." - tim westwood
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#759855 - 11/08/06 10:05 PM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: coleman]
simian 110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY Registered: 11/10/02 Loc: London	Written by: ben-"i hope you like"-jam-en "too" there's no f*%king way paper can beat rock. Surely the paper is the most powerful of the three? Vs Rock - you could use the paper to write a letter to your local municipal authorities asking them to remove the rock because it's causing an obstruction. Written by: Saddam HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW TIGER HAND _________________________ "Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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#759856 - 11/08/06 11:33 PM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: simian]
steffytaylor newbie Registered: 09/08/06 Loc: uk	haha i agree paper cant do any thing its paper for crying out loud! who ever said tht it could beat rock is stupid! _________________________ ~~steffy~~
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#759857 - 11/08/06 11:43 PM Re: Scissors Paper Rock [Re: steffytaylor]
Rouge Dragon Insert Champagne Here Registered: 21/07/03 Loc: without class distinction	we used to play the complex version in primary school. there were some standard ones, but then we'd make shyte up and argue over what it could beat! _________________________ i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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