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#331096 - 16/05/04 10:34 AM Piece of advice for the men
Doc Lightning Offline
HOP Mad Doctor

Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:

If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts!

Thank you. That is all.
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#331097 - 16/05/04 11:04 AM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Doc Lightning]
Anonymous
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Gee, thanks Mike!

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#331098 - 16/05/04 11:27 AM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Old-User--2808]
Hainsey Offline
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Registered: 22/03/04
Loc: Staffordshire, England
My lady always makes me shave first...myself of course
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#331099 - 16/05/04 11:42 AM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Doc Lightning]
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Registered: 26/08/01
Loc: NYC, NY, USA
(Don't let this thinly disguised "advice" column fool ya... Lightning just wants to brag that he got some.)

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#331100 - 16/05/04 12:57 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: NYC]
Puk Offline
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Registered: 03/08/02
Loc: Brisbane Oz
Hehe he he ! Dear DR lighting !
Advice for daggy guys yayy ness for the idea
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#331101 - 16/05/04 01:06 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Puk]
Cantus Offline
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Registered: 30/07/01
Loc: Down the road
So Puk, remember to shave before you kiss Dr Lightning....
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#331102 - 16/05/04 03:49 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: NYC]
Rouge Dragon Offline
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Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
NYC, thats what i was thinking!

go mike! WOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!!



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#331103 - 16/05/04 04:41 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Rouge Dragon]
Doc Lightning Offline
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Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
Jealous, NYC? (Damn...busted...but my advice still holds).

*rubbing raw upper lip*

(No, NYC, nothing worth bragging about has happened...when I have something to brag about, I'll do it openly )
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#331104 - 16/05/04 07:02 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Doc Lightning]
Kaji Offline
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Registered: 12/12/02
Loc: Vansterdam
ah crap I was making out with my gf earlier and I've got some pretty brutal sandpaper stuble right now. Oh well I think she secretly likes it though. Not that she'd ever admit it.

Uh Mike you sure there's nothing to tell here?
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#331105 - 17/05/04 01:40 AM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Kaji]
Doc Lightning Offline
HOP Mad Doctor

Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
Ok, I can't possibly be the only person on the board who randomly snogs cute people when he goes out. Doesn't mean anything has to come of it.

Heck, in some gay clubs, if you go in the back room, people will be randomly...um...doing a lot more than snogging.

At least I don't do that.
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#331106 - 17/05/04 12:28 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Doc Lightning]
why Offline
not _Y_

Registered: 02/03/04
Loc: Scotland
Quote:

If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts!



though you can get away with the "long stubble"
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#331107 - 17/05/04 08:30 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: why]
mech Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Loc: "In your ear"
i can proudly say that i can not shave for a week, and it still only be cat fluff, so i can get off with anyone!



ahh the bonuses of not having a facial, chest or back hair gene!

stilll i shave and trim on a regular basis!
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#331108 - 17/05/04 09:12 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: mech]
why Offline
not _Y_

Registered: 02/03/04
Loc: Scotland
Quote:

i can proudly say that i can not shave for a week, and it still only be cat fluff, so i can get off with anyone!



you know this makes you, in many ways, a git
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#331109 - 17/05/04 09:43 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Hainsey]
Mozy Offline
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Registered: 21/04/03
Loc: In Melbourne at the moment
I think some ppl like it.... to all

Trix
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#331110 - 17/05/04 10:51 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Doc Lightning]
vanize Offline
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Registered: 21/08/01
Loc: Austin, Texas
Quote:

Stubble hurts!





that's why I keep a goatee - it doesn't the ladies as much as stubble (apparently it "tickles"), I can't be bothered to shave that often, and the stubble on my cheek is then that rough kind of sexy instead of a lip irritant.
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#331111 - 17/05/04 11:08 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Doc Lightning]
Dunc Offline
playing the days away

Registered: 19/08/03
Loc: The Middle lands
Quote:

Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:
If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts!

Thank you. That is all.




heh heh...yeah I hear that one!! Sometimes it tickles nicely tho
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#331112 - 17/05/04 11:32 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Dunc]
Rossco Offline
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Registered: 04/03/04
Loc: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Shave???

you mean i should shave more than once a year?

You mean i should shave before i go out??? are you people barking mad?
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#331113 - 18/05/04 03:20 AM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: vanize]
Doc Lightning Offline
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Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
Quote:

that's why I keep a goatee - it doesn't the ladies as much as stubble (apparently it "tickles"), I can't be bothered to shave that often, and the stubble on my cheek is then that rough kind of sexy instead of a lip irritant.




Weeeeell, Van, I'm not so sure I believe you. I think I'm gonna have to make out with you just to test the theory.

All in the name of science, of course.
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#331114 - 18/05/04 03:26 AM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Doc Lightning]
Durbs Global Moderator Offline
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Registered: 23/09/01
Loc: Epsom, Surrey, England
Mrs Durbs likes my stubble
Which is lucky, as I only shave on days with an "N" in them
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#331115 - 18/05/04 04:03 AM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Durbs]
DeepSoulSheep Offline
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Registered: 25/09/02
Loc: Berlin
I shave as little as possible cause when I do I look about 16 which is cool for getting cheap bus fares

There's a bad length that you have to fet past before it's not painfull anymore...
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#331116 - 18/05/04 04:42 AM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: DeepSoulSheep]
Doc Lightning Offline
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Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
Right, so I also need to experimentally make out with Sheep, Durbs, and Mech.

Say, you know...I think I might get to like this research project.
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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#331117 - 18/05/04 07:39 AM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Doc Lightning]
lll Offline
k

Registered: 17/05/04
Quote:


If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts!






making out.... I remember that.

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#331118 - 18/05/04 08:26 AM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: lll]
Kit Offline
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Registered: 22/01/04
Loc: middle of Troon
hehe I was on the beach making out with everybody sunday morning! i love beltane parties!

for the record kissing with... stubble - sore but kinda fun at the time
longer beardy - sexy tickly
clean shaven or hairless - lovely!

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#331119 - 18/05/04 12:45 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Kit]
fluffy napalm fairy Offline
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Registered: 12/12/01
Loc: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
When I get an itchy nosey I can stratch it on C@ntus's stubble or his goatee - hee hee.

I am lucky to have never ever experienced kissing with stubble but I can imagine it does hurt as freshly cut spikey moustaches do too.........

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#331120 - 18/05/04 02:00 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: fluffy napalm fairy]
Doc Lightning Offline
HOP Mad Doctor

Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
ROZ!!!!!



Welcome back, sweetie!!!!
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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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#331121 - 18/05/04 10:25 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Doc Lightning]
DeepSoulSheep Offline
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Registered: 25/09/02
Loc: Berlin
I guess I should be flattered I've at least made it to top of the list
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#331122 - 18/05/04 11:48 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Doc Lightning]
vanize Offline
Lord Ballchain

Registered: 21/08/01
Loc: Austin, Texas
Quote:


All in the name of science, of course.




of course....

so are you trying to tell me that you've never made out with a guy that has a goatee or beard before???
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#331123 - 18/05/04 11:50 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Kit]
vanize Offline
Lord Ballchain

Registered: 21/08/01
Loc: Austin, Texas
Quote:

longer beardy - sexy tickly





see!
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#331124 - 18/05/04 11:54 PM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: vanize]
Doc Lightning Offline
HOP Mad Doctor

Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
Quote:


so are you trying to tell me that you've never made out with a guy that has a goatee or beard before???




Nope! Why, you volunteering?
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Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

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#331125 - 19/05/04 01:27 AM Re: Piece of advice for the men [Re: Doc Lightning]
Doc Lightning Offline
HOP Mad Doctor

Registered: 28/05/01
Loc: San Francisco, CA, USA
*in best Southern hick accent*

Wha' lookey har. I dun' skeered 'im away!

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