Lauz and my fan....

so i have a fan to cool us down in the heat.

Lauz has decided to make the fan her best friend. she has told the fan that i am a loner, that it shouldn't talk to me as i am mean and i will kill it, she wants the fan to come to the clapham poi meet. i really think she's is about to ask the fan for a date... my dad even joined in and called me a rampant fan murderer.

Lauz also asked the fan why it was in a cage and if it was dangerous. the fan is now call Fred Henry Aton (henry after FRD, i'd run if i was you she is obsessed.)

apparently Fred wants to join HoP coz you are all nice people. Fred would like to learn to juggle and fire staff so if anyone wishes to teach him please let lauz know. I'm sure she will be practically wetting herself with excitement. i have been informed that he is good at fire poi.

thank-you all for taking the time to read about lauz's insanity. she is currently fighting the men in white coats saying she doesn't need a new jacket.

she's playing peek-a-boo with it now. *shudders*

Oh my....

Have you hade her 'tested' yet?

no but i reckon it's about time to...

haha ha
has she done the talking into it thing? how you have the fan on and you talk into it and it distorts the noise. I remember doing that when i was younger

lauz's commment:

"that was a very untactful comment. fred and i are friends, i would never do something that could hurt my dear friend like that."

it wouldn't hurt fred

I can cure her! Pull out the plug on the fan. That will make everything Okay.

lauz is crying she says fred is asleep. my dad has decided that you too are a rampant fan murderer. yayy! we can start a group.

This is all getting far too weird.... *wanders off dazed*

not a bad idea hunny.

MURDERE!!!!!! of fans!



have they come to put the jacket on Lauz?

straight jacket

i wonder why its called that, because your body ends up being anything but straight in one of them, and once you are sane they say you are normal, not straight. Acceptable to re-enter society.

i'm off to bed. lauz is giving fred goodnight kisses.

You've got to take photos of that!

going to bed? it's time to get up and enjoy the day.
I'm going to the Zoo today, yay.

it's 10 past 1 in the morning here. she's stopped now. nighty night.

...k

happy birthday, DragonFury!

fred is a very nice person and you should all be kind to him.
can anyone teach him to staff or juggle yet?
he's waiting patiently
if anyone is wondering what fred looks like theres a pic of him on my gallery.
and he's looking for a girlfriend so if any of you know of any pretty female fans please let me know and we can set a date up for them