If you're happy and you know it...

Very tongue in cheek look at the American governments perspective on the war with Iraq. No offence meant to any of our American freinds here at HOP.


“If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq“, by John Robbins

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be there,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

Excellent!
Haven't had a good grin in a while

Lets not lower the mood by someone coming in here and ranting please.
It's a joke
(However true...)
*runs away*

I got that email from a mate! i loved it!

Alice

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, have been watchin 2DTV as well?!

very funny political stab methinks.....

I got this from a friend in the u.k and I wanted to post it on here but I wasnt game enough....
Very funny....

lol how true