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#27839 - 14/03/02 09:55 AM If you could ask God 1 question....
ellie Offline
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Registered: 09/03/02
Loc: England
Another discussion title got me thinking....

Being that I'm studying theology I was just kinda wondering - If you could ask God one quetion what would it be? I know, odd question, but once again, Just curious!

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#27840 - 14/03/02 10:05 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
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Loc: Bristol, UK
Why?

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#27841 - 14/03/02 10:18 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
Cassandra Offline
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!

Registered: 08/06/01
Loc: Back in Paris... for now !
And what for ?


and also ... where are my glasses ? cause i keep losing them...

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#27842 - 14/03/02 11:03 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
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How do you get the caramel in the caramel bar?

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#27843 - 14/03/02 11:38 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
Wren Offline
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Why are we told to worship you?
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#27844 - 14/03/02 11:40 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
Ade Offline
Are we there yet?

Registered: 14/03/01
Loc: australia
Do we get one question per god?

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#27845 - 15/03/02 12:00 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
The Welcome Matt Offline
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was this all for your own entertainment or for ours?

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#27846 - 15/03/02 12:06 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
bender Offline
still can't believe it's not butter

Registered: 14/11/01
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
What was Tripitaka really? a boy or a girl?!
thanks for all the fish!
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#27847 - 14/03/02 01:18 PM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
Organized Kaos Offline
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Loc: Thornhill, Ontario Canada
How many licks does it take till you get to the center???

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Do You ever Question Your life? Do You ever wonder Why? Do you ever see in Your dreams, All the castles in the Sky??

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#27848 - 14/03/02 01:26 PM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
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Registered: 27/11/01
Loc: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
Orginized K,
481 licks, to the center of a tootsie pop
344 licks, to the center of a blow pop

If you're talking more on the lines of, um, lets say "fish tacos" I'll have to get back to you on that.....

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#27849 - 14/03/02 01:55 PM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
Charles Moderator Offline
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Registered: 27/06/01
Loc: Auckland
You can always ask God questions, as many as you like. It's not a hypothetical question at all...

But, if you want him/her to answer in plain english, then that's another story altogether...

For a plain english answer, I'd ask how to gsin entry back into Eden for everyone...

(this sometimes annoys some religious people but Im sure they can handle it)

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#27850 - 14/03/02 03:06 PM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
Bendy Offline
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Registered: 29/08/01
Loc: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Look - sorry guys, but I'm kinda busy and I can't answer all these questions right now. Um just leave your post here and I will get to them when I can.

Bendy (aka God)

PS nice work Ade, and what I wanna know is:
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

[This message has been edited by Bendy (edited 14 March 2002).]

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#27851 - 14/03/02 06:01 PM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
Rozi Offline
100 characters max...

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Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
& who wrote the book on love?
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#27852 - 14/03/02 07:50 PM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
Consuming Fire Offline
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Is the hokky pokky what its all about?

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#27853 - 14/03/02 10:15 PM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
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Why can everyone in the whole wide world (and probably universe) touch their toes except old people and ME?

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#27854 - 14/03/02 11:35 PM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
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Carpal \'Tunnel

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Loc: Bristol, UK
On a more serious note, I think the only questions I'd like a straight answer to are Do you exist?, and Is there an afterlife?. Obviously by asking the second you also answer the first.

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#27855 - 15/03/02 02:33 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
Marlboro Offline
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Smoke?

M
:-)~

[This message has been edited by Marlboro (edited 15 March 2002).]

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#27856 - 15/03/02 02:37 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
Organized Kaos Offline
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Pull my finger??!
and thanx to sik puppy, now I kan sleep at nite

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Do You ever Question Your life? Do You ever wonder Why? Do you ever see in Your dreams, All the castles in the Sky??

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#27857 - 15/03/02 02:42 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
Cassandra Offline
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!

Registered: 08/06/01
Loc: Back in Paris... for now !
On a more serious note too...
I think I'd ask him why he allowed so many ugly things to happen in his name...
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"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..." "So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..." "NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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#27858 - 15/03/02 03:46 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
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Loc: Naples, Florida
Not to get too serious on everyone, but IMHO there is but one answer to all these questions...What it all comes down to is...LOVE!

PLUHR
DOC

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#27859 - 15/03/02 04:51 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
toneman Offline
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Do you make mistakes? Are we one?

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#27860 - 15/03/02 05:00 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
Pele'sWhippingBoy Offline
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Are we one? LOL.

How's it going?

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#27861 - 15/03/02 05:11 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
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What really is the best thing since sliced bread?

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#27862 - 15/03/02 05:45 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
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TONEMAN~yes i make mistakes and yes you are one...hehe...no really im serious...lol...what would i ask myself....hhhhmmmm...

how many time s will you hit yourself in the face and nu*s before you buy a cup and a helmet to practice with?!?!?!...idiot.

p.l.u.r.r.

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#27863 - 15/03/02 06:47 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
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Loc: Charlotte, NC
I'd ask him where he comes from.

If he said "New Jersey", I'd be pissed.

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#27864 - 15/03/02 08:00 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
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There's A BOOK on LOVE! hello ladies! somebody get me a copy of that!
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#27865 - 15/03/02 08:25 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
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What the hell is the idea behind the Duck Billed Platypus? Were you having a laugh or been smoking your own plants a bit too much?
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#27866 - 15/03/02 09:04 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
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Firefairy I would'nt worry. I can't touch my toes either although everybody I know including my grandmother can. kinda depressng first thing in the morning

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#27867 - 16/03/02 12:17 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
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Can I borrow 10 million bucks for a while?

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#27868 - 16/03/02 12:37 AM Re: If you could ask God 1 question....
Galawen Offline
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Loc: USA
Who the heck is the seventh dwarf?

i got:
1: Sleepy
2: Dopey
3: Grumpy
4: Doc
5: Bashfull
6: Happy

Who invented these guys?

Oh and Whats the question to Life, The Universe, and everything else to which the answer is 42. (its not a question if you looking for a question is it?)

Love
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but now its got smileys on it

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